Quotes / Made Of Meat

Mm! These crumpets are spongy like the brain of a pryon disease patient!

"The idea of math makes sense to me, but in practice it's like I got a kit for making a computer and ended up making a fridge taco."

Oh good lord, Haven. That just cured everything that was ever wrong with me mentally and made my numerous broken digits hurt a little less. Bonus points for including my little genderfuck term of endearment.

Enjoy life and then embrace death like an old friend with whom you've been play-fighting when it catches up with you!

Mai Chans Daily Life is surprisingly disappointing.

"Crossbreed a sandworm and a waterworm and you get a nice beachworm. It's so hot to watch. It's like watching really big spaghetti beat the shit out of itself."

"Horse penises make me slightly angry, but that's probably because of this dream I had."

"I tried, I failed, I still can't read sex scenes while eating and enjoy the food."

"So I'm an android? Awesome!"

That's more or less my reaction to anything like that. It was my reaction to finding out I had swine flu, minus the android, plus swine flu.

I love using science so soft that it melts.

"I prefer the Rotten Library to the regular site; you can't just arouse my curiosity with disgusting photos and then not give me the handjob of explanation."

"The internet is an octopus reaching up everyone's arse, baby."

"Like, oh no, here comes a dude named Pearl. We're so scared. And here are his partners, a doctor of some sort and Christmas. We'd better run for it."

I WANTED YOU TO GROW UP TO BE A DISABLED TRACK STAR SO SUE ME FOR CUTTING OFF YOUR LEG

It's the internet age! Everyone can be a celebrity if they have something resembling a talent or pretend they have something resembling a talent!

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