Quotes / MacGyver (1985)

He's a secret agent

In the face of death, he laughs

Coz he solves any problem

With the use of arts and crafts

He can kill you dead

without a single gun or bullet

It's like Mr Wizard hit the gym and grew a mullet.

He makes chicks cry

You too, c'mon don't lie.

He's the master of the jury-rig

That's a fact

He's like Beakman and Bill Nye on crack.

Makes his clothes

Cuts his own hair

Shaves his balls with plastic silverware.

If you're trapped, have no doubt

Give MacGyver a shout

If there's any way out, he'll know.

Watch as he saves your life with a Swiss Army Knife

How'd he do that?

This is the MacGyver show.

Ch-ch-ch-Chip and Dale!

I-I mean MacGyver. Sorry, it sounds a lot like Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers.

Anyway, he escapes evil troops

With disguises made of his own poops.

Yes, he does because

He's MacGyver! He-ee's MacGyver! This is the MacGyver show!

— "MacGyver Theme With Lyrics", brentalfloss

Civilian: Thank you Senior MacGyver.

MacGyver: Don't thank me; thank the moon's gravitational pull.

— The Simpsons succinctly sums up the entire show.

Angus MacGyver is an award-winning chemist and physicist who basically is the action-hero equivalent of Mister Wizard, Indiana Jones, Bill Nye the Science Guy, James Bond, and both Mythbusters all wrapped up in a leather jacket and a glorious head of feathered blonde hair.

— Badass of the Week on MacGyver

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