"... From the first time I met you on the battlefield, I saw a beautiful girl. But... after I fought you and realized your strength, I only saw the greatest warrior I had ever met. (...) K-Karla. What was I thinking! That was the absolute stupidest thing I could have said! What's wrong with me! Am I... in love? Wauuuugghhhhhh!"
—Bartre, Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade.
I remember, the first time I laid eyes on her. It was during a raging war. I was pillaging a peaceful village with my Skeleton Army; when I spotted this beautiful Warrior Queen from across a crowded battlefield. She was fighting for good, and looking great doing it. Even as she decimated my evil forces, I couldn't take my eyes off her. I was, speechless. I summoned all my courage to approach her, I asked her if she "Fought here often?" and she said: "I do." And let me tell you Lloyd, when our eyes met; sparks flew, it was Love at first Fight.
— Lord Garmadon, The LEGO Ninjago Movie
"You blast me, you KISS me . . .!"
—Robin to Starfire, Teen Titans (2003).
"Why does everything I punch try to STALK ME?!"
"Your fist... has touched my heart..."
—Prince Gumball-disguised Ice Queen, Adventure Time
"I fell in love with your roundhouse kick!"
—Yamato to Mei, Say "I Love You"
Joyce: Honey, did you somehow, unintentionally, lead him on in any way? Send him signals?
Buffy: Well, I do beat him up a lot. For Spike, that's like third base.
Buffy: Well, I do beat him up a lot. For Spike, that's like third base.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Crush"
"She swings like a dream~"
—Curious Gorge, Final Fantasy XIV
André: All uf de Jägermonstern iz desirous of her. She iz zo sharp... zo dangerous, like a pudding-bag full of knives.
Agatha: Ah, and that's good, is it?
André: *sigh* Tvice I haff felt de touch uf her hand as it caressed my face... se de scar? Vunce her elbow lingered as it vas buried in my kidney. And vunce, ven her teeth seek my thorat, I gaze into her eyes und-
Agatha: Ah, and that's good, is it?
André: *sigh* Tvice I haff felt de touch uf her hand as it caressed my face... se de scar? Vunce her elbow lingered as it vas buried in my kidney. And vunce, ven her teeth seek my thorat, I gaze into her eyes und-
"I knew Evelyn was the one for me the very first time I met her. She slapped me so hard that my jaw hurt for three days, and all because I'd said that sometimes, werewolves could be dangerous. Love is a painful thing."
—Kevin Price, InCryptid
"You’re cute when you want to tear my throat out."
—Woo to Lily, Sandra and Woo
