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"They're playing my song again!"
— Microsoft Mary, after noticing "Merrie Melodies".

"Sore losers, yes, prophets, no."
— God, after defeating the Devil and She-Devil.

"SCOTTY, YO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OU'RE FIRED!"
— Microsoft Sam, when firing Radar Overseer Scotty.

Sam: Asswipe!
Mike: Son of a bitch!
Sam: Asswipe!
Mike: Son of a bitch!
Sam: Asswipe!
Mike: Son of a bitch!
— Sam and Mike arguing

Scotty: I am not!
Sam: You are too!
Scotty: I am not!
Sam: You are too!
Dave: Children, children!
Scotty: I am not!
Sam: You are too!
Dave: CHILDREN, CHILDREN!
— Sam and Scotty arguing

"Take it easy, Sam. Remain, calm. Uh-oh. Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... No no no no no no no no damn damn damn damn crap crap crap crap! Microsoft Mike, accept the fact that you're an asswipe and if you deny it just once more I'll throw you in jail because you'd be guilty of perjury! You hear me? Guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty!"
— An example of a tantrum, as used in Episode 49.

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