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I needed money for some new chainmail so that I could survive the run through Blackfire Pass, So I took a loan from Bruno Ballcrusher back in Marienburg. Orcs massacred the caravan and now I'm impotent and live in a cell with a pedophile, a serial rapist and an elf.

Now I lent you money. And I don't see it. Do you know what happens when I don't see my money, Fagin? People get hurt. People like you get hurt. Do I make myself clear?

"Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week, no matter what. Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me."
Henry Hill, Goodfellas, explaining the "protection" arrangement that a restaurant owner has worked out with Paul Cicero.

If a prince or king can't pay us back, well, the world lacks for loyal men, not ambitious ones: we simply fund the rise of new princes and kings, and they tend to honour our investment. If a merchant refuses to repay us, well... the vicissitudes of trade are well known, and Braavos is full of men... who... are... not. One way or another, the Iron Bank will have its due.
Tycho Nestoris, Game of Thrones: History And Lore - The Iron Bank of Braavos

Here's a chilling Halloween tale: Once upon a time, an innocent evil wizard named Merasmus bought a circus for $12,000, hoping to flip it and make a fortune! Alas, he did not have $12,000, but do you know who did? The Japanese Mafia! But, due to a language barrier, Merasmus was unclear about the frightfully punitive interest rates! WELCOME TO MY FINANCIAL NIGHTMARE, MORTALS! AWOOOOOOHOHohohohooo, what am I going to do...?
Merasmus, Team Fortress 2


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