Quotes from the Littlest Pet Shop (2012) episode "Lights, Camera, Mongoose!"
"Superstar Life" Lyrics
Music and Lyrics by Daniel Ingram
Shahrukh: Get on your knees and bow right down.
I'll sing you a song of my renown.
When you're a famous pet like me,
You look at your life a little differently.
Just one servant is not enough.
I need at least a dozen to hold my stuff.
And when I go shop right down the street,
I take my jet to spare my feet.
Shahrukh: Water please!
What is this?
Russell: It's water.
Shahrukh: What? No bubbles?
Penny, Minka, Shahrukh, Pepper, Zoe: Whoa, whoa-whoa
Whoa-whoa
Whoa-whoa
Hey!
Shahrukh: A butler stands by every door.
To open it myself seems such a chore.
I've got more money than you can see.
My Swiss Bank Account's in Germany.
One course, two course, three course, four.
Every meal takes three hours or more.
Steak's too big, so what do I do?
I just pay somebody else to chew.
Penny, Minka, Shahrukh, Pepper, Zoe: Whoa, whoa-whoa
Whoa-whoa
Whoa-whoa
Shahrukh: I've got an honorary degree
From every single major university.
I think it's funny, but don't ask me.
I pay other people to laugh for me.
Shahrukh: Oh my, why am I still standing?
Pick me up!
Shahrukh: Ah, much better now!
Dance solo!
Oh, bring it down! Shake what your momma gave you!
Yes, move it move it move it!
I like what I see!
I'm not doing it but you do it so well! That's right!
Shahrukh: If you ask me, it's just not fair.
Everywhere I go, other people stare.
But it's not hard to feel envy
When I'm head to toe in jewelry.
That's my life as a superstar.
You can see it's not an easy thing by far.
Now I'm going to count to three,
And I want you all to cry for me...
