Some people have no kidneys, some people have no eyes,
And others have no kneecaps, nor calves nor shins nor thighs.
It's not a disadvantage on Esther Rantzen's show;
The more things you have missing, the higher her ratings go!
And others have no kneecaps, nor calves nor shins nor thighs.
It's not a disadvantage on Esther Rantzen's show;
The more things you have missing, the higher her ratings go!
