"Aww, gee. I'm just having fun with my gun."
—Little Audrey, "Song of the Birds" (1949)
"Oh, Mother Goose and her nursery rhymes. What does she know about modern times?
[pulls out Funny Phonies comic]
"This is more like it."
— Little Audrey: "Goofy Goofy Gander" (1950)
Audrey: "Gee, I wish it would stop raining so I could play outside."
Mammy: [smells smoke from fire that Audrey made inside the house] "Audrey! Little Audrey! What you trying to do, incinerate this house?"
Audrey: "Well, I can't play outside. It's raining. Ooh, I wish it would never rain again."
Mammy: "That's a bad wish, child. We need the rain for flowers and lots of things."
Audrey: "I don't care! I wish it would never, never, never rain again!"
—"Audrey The Rainmaker" (1951)
Audrey: "Oh, Mr. lifeguard? Please, Mr. lifeguard. May I have my dog?"
Lifeguard: "Why, of course, little girl... BUT KEEP HIM OFF THE BEACH!"
— "Surf Bored", (1953)
"Judge, that's a whale of a tale!"
— Little Audrey, "The Seapreme Court" (1954)
Radio Announcer: "We are interrupting this program to bring you a special bulletin. Flash! A peculiar object has been spotted approaching the earth. It is believed to be a flying saucer. More details later."
Audrey: Gosh! A real flying saucer!
— "Dizzy Dishes", (1955)
"Pal, you know that dogs are not allowed in school."
— Little Audrey, "Dawg Gawn" (1958)
