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"Lisa is a quirky side-scrolling RPG set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Beneath the charming and funny exterior is a world full of disgust and moral destruction. Players will learn what kind of person they are by being FORCED to make choices. These choices permanently effect the game play. If you want to save a party member from death, you will have to sacrifice the strength of your character. Whether it's taking a beating for them, or chopping off limbs, or some other inhuman way. You will learn that in this world being selfish and heartless is the only way to survive... "
From the steam description.

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- Visible character sacrifices that effect your stats (removing arms, eyes, scratches)
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- Expending party members in Russian Roulette for huge profit, but perma-death if they lose.
- Countless hidden secrets in the world for you to explore.
- A life ruining gaming experience.
List of features from the steam description.

"Lisa is a side-scrolling PC ONLY RPG set in a post apocalyptic wasteland where women are nowhere to be found. It's a world full of drugs, violence and the decay of human intelligence..."
Summary of LISA from the kickstarter page.

"I want the world of Lisa to be hard on the player. I hate playing a game knowing that if I make a choice, it has to be the one I know the game wants me to do, or the "safe" option, or the one that leads to the good ending. The choices you make will change the core mechanics of the game, it's not just superficial. I want the player to really have to make sacrifices and for the game to affect the interior core of your experience."
Austin Jorgensen on sacrifice in videogames from the kickstarter page.

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"LISA is about PAIN. It’s about losing everything you’ve ever loved and failing at everything you’ve ever done and becoming everything you’ve ever hated."
thevoiceofdogSA's description of LISA from "Let's Play LISA #0 — An Introduction to Earthbound-Likes

"LISA's approach to comedy is a double-edged sword that can only make the inevitable tonal plummets, of which there are many, all the more excruciating."
Al Russell on LISA's comedy in "LISA - The Painful RPG: Joyful Contrition"

"LISA isn't for everybody, I go far enough to say it isn't even for most, but it's an ingenuous little game that fills a sorely needed niche in the independent market."
Al Russell on LISA's in "LISA - The Painful RPG: Joyful Contrition"

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     LISA: The First 
"He's taken away everything..."
Description when Examining the drawer in Lisa's room.

"He always keeps it locked..."
Description when Examining the door to Marty's room.

"Get back to your room..."
Marty to Lisa, if he sees her trying to leave.

"You're tryin, to run out on me aren't you?... You can't run forever. You're wasting your time."
Marty to Lisa, at the end of the maze of Marty faces.

"are you cheating? fuck you."
If you use a noclip cheat to talk to the Marty floating in the lake of the starting town.

"You think my struggle is funny?"
Marty to Lisa

"Wanna know a secret? (No) Get out of my house."
Marty to Lisa

The statue stares at you.
Description when examining a statue.

"Stop talking to me and get me some rum."
Marty to Lisa

"Don't mind me... I'm just waiting..."
Tricky Rick to Lisa

"You can't escape."
Marty to Lisa

"Fuck ta fuck ya..."
Marty to Lisa

"I love rum!"
Marty to Lisa

"I don't want to go home."
Marty to Lisa

"I don't think he's breathing..."
Description when examining the Marty lying on the floor of the bar.

"Feel it baby! Uuuuuuhhhh!"
Marty to Lisa

"Don't dother me!"
Marty to Lisa

"I'd fruuck her, is she huh? ooooooh...."
Marty to Lisa

"This fuckin' guy!"
Marty to Lisa, commenting on... himself.

"Ya I'm the bartender, what of it? You want rum? Fuck it, here."
Marty to Lisa

"You'll never forget. You slut. Bad little bitch. I'll always cut through your mind."
Tricky Rick to Lisa

"Did you really think that would work? I'll never leave you. You have to swallow me, get over it."
Tricky Rick to Lisa

There is a small hole in the crotch.
Description when examining the statue that let's you into the palace.

Plastic Bag- A bag large enough to fit over a head.
Description when examining the plastic bag.

"I will take your breath away."
Tricky Rick to Lisa

"Oh hi. My name is Rick, I like exploring caves. I like friction. Oh, and I'm a sensitive guy as well. But you already knew all that didn't you... I hope to see you soon... Don't run too far... I'll be waiting..."
Tricky Rick to Lisa

"You're wasting your time... You really don't get it do you? You really thought you could forget? Why are you trying so hard?... Accept it... You can't fight something that already happened... There is no understanding, no purpose... There is only life, and this one is yours... Accept it... I'm here to stay."
Marty to Lisa

"Lisa... Is that you? Lisa I.. I'm sorRy. III'mmM soRRy... LiiiiisSSAAAAAAA..... I Did'NT waaaaaa.... NNt Too LEEEave. Liiiiiisssssaaaaa. I didddd'nt WANT to diiiEEE. Liisa, I looveEE YouU. Doooon't gooooo!! YOOu can't.... You can't run..."
"Mrs. Armstrong" to Lisa

     LISA: The Painful RPG 

Chris: "(Chris and his gang beating up Rick) You little thief."
Brad: "Stop. Stop! Leave him alone."
Chris: "Shut up Brad! He Stole our ball!"
Brad: "... I stole it. Rick didn't do anything."
Chris: "What? ... You little bitch. (Chris and his gang beat up Brad)"
Chris: "Idiots... let's go guys."
Rick: "Thanks Brad..."
Cheeks: "..."
Sticky: "..."
Intro cutscene where Chris and his gang are beating up Rick for stealing their ball.

"Ahh Bradley... When are you gonna learn boy?"
Starting Neighborhood NPC to Brad

"Once again. My son steps into my house. Beat to shit. (Marty throws a beer bottle at Brad) I'm not buyin' you another shirt! Worthless shit kid... Go to your room. Now."
Marty to Brad

"What the hell... Uh... Shh... It's okay little buddy. (Drops Buddy after throwing her into the air and catching her two times) Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry baby. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's okay, it's okay... It's okay... There we go... Good baby... Come on little buddy. Let's get you somewhere safe."
Brad to Buddy, after discovering her abandoned.

Rick: "Brad... What is that..."
Cheeks: "Holy shit. Is that a baby?!"
Brad: "Yeah..."
Sticky: "Whoa..."
Rick: "A BABY?!"
Cheeks: "Where did you get that?!"
Brad: "I dunno... I just found it lying on the ground."
Rick: "Geez..."
Cheeks: "Dudes, wait. You know what this means? This means there's a girl out there!"
Sticky: "Whoa..."
Cheeks: "That means there's hope for humanity!"
Sticky: "WHOOOA."
Cheeks: "I bet she's super hot..."
Sticky: "Totally..."
Rick: "Guys. This is serious. ... Is it a boy or a girl?"
Brad: "I didn't check. (Checks baby) ... It's a girl."
Rick: "Wow..."
Cheeks: "..."
Sticky: "..."
Rick: "We need to tell someone..."
Cheeks: "Rando! If we came to him with this, we'd be set for life! All the food and cool stuff we want!"
Sticky: "Dope dude."
Rick: "That's actually not a bad idea. The Rando Army would be better equipped for something like this."
Brad: "No. No one can know I have her. She's a baby now, but she'll be a woman in no time. She wouldn't stand a chance out there..."
Rick: "... Brad, that's insane... You'll keep her a secret your whole life? Do you know what would happen if anyone found out?"
Brad: "I don't care. I'm keeping her."
Rick: "Brad..."
Brad: "I don't care if you guys help me or not. I'm not going to give her up. This is my second chance..."
Rick: "Geez Brad..."
Brad: "Don't worry little buddy. I won't let anyone hurt you."
Cutscene after Brad returns to his and his friends camp with Buddy.

"You're pretty tough for a whacked out, midlife crisis looking bald guy."
Terry Hintz to Brad

"Somebody's gotta remember ya!"
Terry Hintz

"Time is a great teacher. Sadly, it kills all it's pupils..."
Chris Coloumbo

"You deal with it. (Drops baby Lisa on the ground)."
Marty to Brad

"I got the Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy down in my heart, down in my heart. Down in my heart... I got the Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy, dooown innnn my heart! Down in my heaart tooodaay! Joy... Down in my heart... How about you? Oh. It's you... Your heart seems unhappy... Let's cheer it up. (You got some Joy!) Remember to take care of yourself. I'll check up on you soon."
Buzzo to Brad

"We got the Joy. And so do you..."
Member of Buzzo's gang to Brad

"Well, it's better to have somebody rather than nobody."
Brad to Rick

"I don't know, Brad. I wish my life was more like yours... I'm pretty stupid Brad, but I'm not that stupid. My wife hates me... And my son. That's a whole nother story... My job sucks. My whole life's a joke. I mean look at you man. No nagging wife, no kids. You teach martial arts. Your life's awesome!"
Rick to Brad

"Don't forget about me."
Lisa to Brad

If you throw this can at someone it won't hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers 200 SP.
Item Description for Diet Cocola Cola

"... I like big butts... They never lie..."
Random NPC

"I fucking hate my life, and everyone hates me. I've found peace in knowing this."
Random Green Shirted NPC

"Everyone left to go after that girl. I used to be like that... Chasing women... One woman actually... Sneaky cheating bitch. Woo!"
Random Red Shirted NPC

"What do you think you’re doing? Who is she? Why…? Why do you love her more than me? Why do you hate me? You’re supposed to take care of me! Why Brad?!"
Lisa to Brad

"Hmm... How heroic... I don't think you really know how bad this is going to be. Step forward. Go ahead."
Buzzo to Brad, as he has one of his gang cut of Brad's left arm.

"Good Morning Sunshine."
Buzzo to Brad

"Heh... Haven't heard that name in a while... That's what my dad used to call me. That's why we clicked... You were the only one that understood what it was like. We used to be so alike. Poor, beaten... Fucked up kids. Except, I kept my chin up... You fell down. You don't have an excuse... Not with me. All this stuff with Buddy, it's bullshit. What happened to us? What happened to survival? To brotherhood?"
Sticky after Brad confronts him and calls him Tony

"It's always the sweetest fruit that come from the most rotten loins."
Buzzo

"No matter what I do... It still hurts..."
Buzzo

"No... You can't have her. All of you people are filling her head with nonsense... Blinding her... You don't understand... I have to save her... I'm sorry guys."
Brad to his party, who's trying to get him to stop.

"No. You don't understand. I've been dead for 35 years. Today is the day I live."
Brad to Rando's Army

"Fff... Fa... Fa... Fff-face... D-d-don't worry little girl... A fff-fa-face is nothing... The inside... It's... It's what matters. I... I... I Kn-know you are strong."
Rando to Buddy

It hurts... You have to scream.
Scream Move Description

Help me Lisa? Cry out for relief.
Cry Move Description

"I just... For Once... I wanted to do something good. I'm the one that was supposed to protect you. I can't let anyone hurt you..."
Brad to Buddy

"Buddy... Can you do something for me? Please... Hold me... I want to know what it's like... I'm begging you..."
Brad to Buddy

"But... I loved you."
Brad to Buddy, if she doesn't hug him.

Brad: "Buddy?"
Buddy: "Yes?"
Brad: "... Did I do the right thing? (Falls over and Dies.)"
After Buddy hugs Brad

Brad: (Walks into his dojo to find it ruined and destroyed, and finds Dusty lying on the ground with his face sawed off). "Dusty? What happened?"
Dusty: "I-I... I'm sorry. I wasn't strong enough to... To f-fight back."
Brad: "Who did this?"
Dusty: "It was him again."
Brad: "..."
Dusty: "He, He's crazy Master... He... H-he... He used a s-s-saw... He said. "Th-this is for Lisa." Why, Master? Who is L-Lisa? Master? Master A-Ar-Armstrong?"
Brad: (Leaves Dojo.)
Dusty: "... Dad... I-I... I'm sorry."
Pain Mode After Credits Scenes.

Buzzo: "Well... It's a failure. The Joy has no use to our investors... They say it can't be used as a weapon. Once it's gone into effect... The user begins to lose control... They no longer can make choices for themselves, only the user's inner most desires come out. The only plus... Is that it doesn't take a lot of Joy in order to start the transformation. But still... They say it has no military benefits. I guess that means—-"
Yado: "Enough. I've known this from the start, you fool."
Buzzo: "What?"
Yado: "They've served their purpose. We got their money, and now they're gone. And now it's time for me to build my world..."
Buzzo: "Yado... You're acting insane. This whole thing has fallen apart. You've lost it all, it's time to let this go."
Yado: "Shut up... If you feel that way then, why don't you leave?"
Buzzo: "..."
Yado: "Exactly... We both have our reasons for staying... Besides. I have a plan."
Buzzo: "And what's that?"
Yado: "... Nancy. I'll use her."
Buzzo: "Jesus Christ Yado. That's your daughter. And furthermore you can't possibly expect that to work. It won't be that simple. You're fucking insane."
Yado: "Bernard, Bernard, Bernard... Once you taste a power like this... You will understand me... "
Buzzo: "Yado. For the last fucking time... My name is not Bernard... It's Buzzo."
Joyless ending after credits dialogue.

     LISA: The Joyful 
Buzzo: "No need to show off to yourself. Remember our deal. He's mine from now on... I don't want your little friends getting in the way."
Yado: "Well, I can't make any promises. My methods don't work on all of them... That Rando fellow... Is he okay? Is he still able to protect her?"
Buzzo: "If you're so worried about it, why don't you go protect her yourself? Or are you just too scared? Huh, you weak old man?"
Yado: "... Just go take care of your little pet..."
Buzzo: "Fine."
Yado: "And listen up... From this point on, we are finished. You don't cross me, and I won't cross you..."
Buzzo: "Whatever."
Yado: "If you do get in my way... I'll show you just how "WEAK" I really am.
Intro Dialogue.

"... Lisa... Help.
JoyMutant!Brad to Buddy

"Little girl... You're free now. It's not healthy to dwell on the past. Take it from me, otherwise you'll wind end up a crazy person."
Buzzo to Buddy

"Welcome to Hell, sunshine."
Buzzo to Buddy

"I am strong. I'm not afraid... And I am one of a kind."
Buddy

"Buzz. Do it. Never let go. What are you waiting for? Let's go play. You're acting different... Who is she? Are you with someone else? You're not going anywhere. You have a job to do! You promised me. You wouldn't hurt me, would you? Not like they did... You want that little bitch? After everything I've done for you? You make me sick! You're hurting me! You can't leave me. Buzzo you have to stay, I need you. You need me! I love you so much. Make him suffer."
Lisa to Buzzo

"It's okay... You don't have to do this anymore. I'm here to set you free."
Buzzo to Brad

"Good luck sis."
Hallucination of Rando to Buddy

"Hey, wake up. Today’s the big day. You get to go outside today. I know a perfect little spot, you’re going to love it."
Brad to Buddy

"Buddy. Yep, Buddy. That was the best I could come up with. Well, it's simple. You're my little buddy. I always called you that when you were a baby. I guess it just stuck. Brad and Buddy. It sounds good to me."
Brad to Buddy

"Stop. Don't call me that. I don't like it. My name is Brad, okay? Call me Brad..."
Brad to Buddy

"What? A boy named Dusty? Who told you that? What did I tell you about asking questions? You idiot. Don't you dare go near your uncles again you hear me? I have no son, never did."
Brad to Buddy

"You have to know this, Buddy. I was completely lost before I found you. You made me feel something again... Things no one has ever made me feel. You showed me what love really is. And that's why when I look into your eyes, it's the scariest feeling in the world... It's why I buried myself so deep in the darkness. But, I promise you. I tried so hard to fight it. I tried. And no matter what, I really did love you with all my heart. I'm sorry I failed you, Buddy. I miss you so much. Good bye."
The Spirit of Brad to Buddy

"I am Yado. I'm a man of science. A man of... Higher power. And this is MY world. You are just a pawn. An insect engineered by ME. I birthed you, I'm your father! And you must obey me!"
Dr. Yado to Buddy

"Buddy, listen. We're sorry. We were wrong. You didn't need us. We only held you back. You did it all by yourself. You're strong. You're smart. And you're free... You are a queen. A God... We worship you. We love you... We need you, Buddy. You can't leave us, please. We need you... Stay with us. Please..."
Rando to Buddy

"I guess... You just remind me of her..."
Buzzo to Buddy

"... I was supposed to be her light. Instead, I let her pull me into the darkness."
Buzzo to Buddy

"I'm... Free."
Buzzo to Buddy

Marty: "So you wanna be a man. Be tough... Sick of getting your ass kicked. Well, you don't need all that Karate shit your grandad did. It's worthless. Here, boy. (Tries to give Brad a beer, but he refuses.) I said, here. (Gives it to Brad again. Brad refuses.)"
Brad: "..."
Marty: "Take it!" (Tries again.)
Brad: "... I don't want it."
Marty: (Punches Brad) "Do as you're told!"
Brad: (Drinks Beer)
Marty: "There ya go... Finish it. That's right. Now then. Let's go see your sister..."
Father Ending Dialogue

Yado's Wife: "This wasn't the plan. I won't let you do this."
Yado: "You think you have a say in this?"
Yado's Wife: "She's mine to!"
Yado: "She's meant for this..."
Yado's Wife: "How can you say that?"
Yado: "I... Am the creator."
Yado's Wife: "What are you talking about?"
Yado: "With her... I will rule this land."
Yado's Wife: "... What? What about me?"
Yado: "You were just a host... I've made her strong... Resilent... Determined..."
Yado's Wife: "... And she is to be your queen?"
Yado: "Don't be stupid... I created this world, and I will rule it. Alone. She'll spark a war... And anyone left alive will be sorted out by my children. Including her. It's perfect..."
Yado's Wife: "You're disgusting."
Yado: "And you... You're just a used up bag of flesh... You're not needed anymore, darling." (Shoots her.)
Yado Ending Dialogue

Lisa: "Did you bring it?"
Bernard: "Yeah. I found it in my dad's garage. (A Buzzsaw)"
Lisa: "Good..."
Bernard: "Now what?"
Lisa: "Use it."
Bernard: "What?"
Lisa: "Yeah, use it."
Bernard: "How...?"
Lisa: "... Cut it's paw off."
Bernard: "What? Nn... No. I can't do that."
Lisa: "What do you mean?"
Bernard: "Well... Haven't we done enough? It's so helpless. (Small Dog)
Lisa: "Do you like me?"
Bernard: "Of course."
Lisa: "Then do it."
Lisa: "Do you love me?"
Bernard: "..."
Lisa: "Then do it... And I'll love you back."
Bernard: (Saws the dogs paw off.)
Lisa: "Wow... Is it still alive?"
Bernard: "... Yeah."
Lisa: "Good. That was good. I think you're ready."
Bernard: "... For what?"
Lisa: "(Takes off clothes) Cut me."
Bernard: "What?!"
Lisa: "Do it."
Bernard: "I can't. No, please no."
Lisa: "But, I love you. I need this..."
Bernard: "I-I can't."
Lisa: "This way, he won't want me anymore. Please... Do it. I need this. Only you can save me."
Bernard: "... (Saws Lisa)"
Lisa Ending Dialogue
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