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Steve: Gentlemen, I made out with a chick. She's an older woman...
Snot: How old?
Steve: She's eighty!
Snot: Dude, she's got wrinkles!
Steve: So do raisins, but they taste pretty sweet!

Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me.
Connor: Oh, no, I- it's just- it's the outfit. (embarrassed) I've always had a thing for older women.
Angel: (under his breath) They were supposed to fix that...
Angel

Gustave: She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.
Zero: She was 84, M. Gustave...
Gustave: I've had older. When you're young, it's all fillet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavourful, or so they say.

"Guess what, you are a GMILF. That is a grandmother that I would like to— (cut to next scene)"
Skwisgaar Skwigelf to an old woman, Metalocalypse

"I WANT AN OLDER GIRL TO SPOIL ME!"

Chihaya Mifune: Are you... interested in older women...?
Joker: Hell yeah I am.

Mokoi: It's cliched, but we could chat about life... Ask each other things like what kind of girls we like...
Joker: I like older women.

Joey: But you're ten years older than me!
Mai: I know! Creepy, isn't it?
Joey: (aside) Actually, this is the closest thing this show has to a normal relationship.

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