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"Jory, your penis is still on fire."

"Hitler is number one!"

"I LOVE LUCIFER! I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!"
Tech N9ne, Devil Boy

"You seem to be a freshly-severed head."
I Am Maru, (English translation)

Chuggaaconroy: I feel like strangling a puppy!
ProtonJon: SO DO I!
The Runaway Guys, in the first episode of their Let's Play of Mario Partynote 

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"I decapitated Larry King."
Dipper, Gravity Falls note 

"I’m probably the only wife on the planet that can come home to a sink full of bloody clothing and knives and think nothing of it."

"FANTASTICALLY moist."
Derek the Bard, continuing from an earlier post

"It has fallen upon you to finish what began in Auschwitz."
Sofi, The Unborn note 

Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death
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Stewie: Oh! We did it, Brian! We made 9/11 happen, high five!
Brian: Alright, yeah, high five!
Stewie: Yeah, alright!
Family Guy, "Back to the Pilot"

"Wow, this game is so fun! You get to suck and hump everything!"

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"You haven't died yet? There must be something very wrong..."
Fluttershy, Turnabout Storm note 

Life is alright in America
If you are white in America
Here you are free and you have pride
Long as you stay on your own side
West Side Story, America note 

"Can it be!? NAZIS! A blessing from the heavens!"
The Fat Mann reviewing Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade for the Sega Genesis. note 

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''As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off!"
George Carlin note 

Kill
Just for the thrill
Over the Rockford Hills
And I don't think I'll stop until
A lot more blood is spilled
The Warp Zone, "Jacking Cars" note .

Shut up! At least the bunnies are on fire.
Mac, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends note 

I turned back towards Emily to see her… er, naked. Yeah, there was no way to say that without it sounding weird. Just remember the context please.

[Danny is on the phone, scribbling frantically with a pen that is out of ink, trying to get it to write]
Danny: [angrily] OH, FUCK ME!
Guy on Phone: Excuse me?
Danny: I said "fuck me".

Hold your fire! This man isn't Black!
Future Trunks, Dragon Ball Super Episode 56 note 

Big brother I want you to give me your big juicy thick c**k and drench me with your hot sticky c** until I'm gasping for air!
Sena, Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai NEXT Episode 2 note 

Remember when airplane hijackings were totally popular? All the coolest kids would go straight home from school and hijack an airplane. They couldn't wait, they were that into it. Then the backlash happened, and even the biggest fans of hijacking airplanes were embarrassed, playing it off as a lame phase they went through before moving on to the real cool terrorist crime, which was flying planes into buildings. Remember that? Guys? Remember?
HighCrate on This Very Wikinote 

Anonymous: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?
wondyrwoman: he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he's attractive so i'm going to get one more kid out of him. i'm not sure on the ghost front, i guess we'll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard
itseasytoremember: YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

I know that I should probably go to jail for this, but... DUDE! MY MOM IS HOT!
Chuggaaconroy, in his LP of Pokémon Black and Whitenote 

If she had told me her parents had drowned, I'd be the happiest man in the world!
Roy Trenneman, The It Crowdnote 

Frasier: Yes, well, Niles was getting on my nerves, so I had to go in and steal his ovaries.
(Daphne walks by)
Daphne: Now there's a conversation I'm glad I missed the beginning of!

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