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"Thus concludes the Bard's Tale. Finally the end... I thought I'd never be rid of him. Never ask me to read this half-wit's story again, please!"

Kaguya: But if you don't tell her, it'll go unresolved forever.
Narrator: Spoken like someone who's kept her feelings locked up for the past twenty-seven episodes! (cough)
Kaguya-sama: Love Is War (English dub)note 

"The inventions began glowing a bright yellow, combined back into one, and then split up[,] going after our four heroes."
"And Sherman."
Calvin & Hobbes: The Series, "Night of the Living Television II"

"How d'ya do and hello!
I'll be running the show!
I'm your host and emcee!
I'll pop up here and there
And you'll never know where,
Who or what I might be!"
Cat in the Hat, Seussical, "Oh, The Thinks You Can Think"

"Oh, incidentally, I'm Alan-A-Dale, a minstrel. That's an old time folk singer. My job is to tell it like it is, or was, or whatever."
Alan-A-Dale, Robin Hood (1973)

I'd just like to say that the publishers have cut out pages and pages of my best stuff from here... I originally had the group enjoying all sorts of adventures in the Counties of the Little, fending off an attack of the Not Nice Mice, hurrying through the infestation of Piccadilly Flea Circus and the like. My favourite episode, which I begged and begged to keep in, but they didn't listen to me, was all about the land of the Tellurite Tubbles – those hard, metallic tubshaped creatures, cyborg beings of terrifying inhumanity with computer screens inlaid in their torsos and weird shaped antenna coming out of their Upper Processing Units. Their ear-piercing cries of "Annihilate! Annihilate!", "You! Will Be! Annihilated!" and "Tubble-tora-tora-tora-die-die-aaaiiee!" have charmed and delighted young children for many years.
The Soddit

"There's a reason no one plays this mode (Least Played), and you're about to find out."

"Astounding. In a bold move, Dire is allowing Radiant to destroy their Ancient. Let's see if it pays off for them."

"Dire has forgotten how to play Dota, and is letting their Ancient be destroyed."

"Food for thought; don't let them attack your Ancient. Well, I'm just spit-balling here, I've literally never played this game."

"But I am getting sidetracked when really I should be covering the fact that Bakugou was quite literally dying."

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