Quotes / Launcher of a Thousand Ships

"Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that all anime Main Characters get turned into whores eventually?"

— YouTube comment

Zuko is like the ATLA's whore. He can be shipped with anything or anyone, and make the ship look good.

— Tumblr

Don't get me started on Barry/Felicity, that woman is too shipable for her own good."

— Also Tumblr

Grace: For the record, I only tried to give Justin CPR for the shippers.
Tensaided: Nobody ships you two.
Grace: Really? I was under the impression that I was basically shipped with everyone.

— El Goonish Shive sketchbook.

"According to the internet, you're with Jim's mom, and Amelia is also with Jim's mom."

— Il Neige, during his Treasure Planet review. (And that's to say nothing on her son.)

"My audience ships me with like 20 different YouTubers, which means I can never date anyone without disappointing most of you."

— Natalie Wynn (host of ContraPoints) on twitter.

Fred: Honeyzilla saves the day!

Honey Lemon: "Honeyzilla"?

Fred: That's what we'd be called if there were people shipping us. I've got them for everyone on the team. "Gogosabi", "Fredsabi", "Honeysabi". I'm banking on Wasabi being a fan-favorite. I mean look at him—he's so cool.

— Big Hero 6: The Series

"Godot is the man! He doesn't just go after the girl, he goes after the whole family!"

— A sadly-disappeared Ace Attorney fic reviewing ships (after getting to Godot/Misty Fey)

"It started as a love triangle, but at this point, Cloud has more sides to his love polygon than he had actual polygons in the OG."

— reddit comment

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