"I am Kled! High Major Commodore of the First Legion Third Multiplication Double Admiral Artillery Vanguard Company! You will respect my authority!"
— Kled, the Cantankerous Cavalier, Leagueof Legends
"I am Captain Proton of the Space Rangers—Victor of the Battle of Tycho, Hero of the Big Whoops! (The Third Accidental Atomic Holocaust of '98), and Liberator or Butcher of Venus (Depending on Your Interpretation of Certain Controversial Events)."
— Captain Proton, Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space