Quotes / Kodocha

Sana: Now then... Let's start with you shutting up.

— "I'm an Elementary School Student with an Agent"

Sana: (Upon watching Akito punch Gomi in the stomach) *Gasp!* This is supposed to be a shoujo anime!

— "Lone Wolf, Awooo!"

Sana: C'mon, why are you running away, it's me!

Akito: You answered your own question..

— "Crazy Stew Family Crisis"^note Originally titled Crazy Oyakodon Family Crisis

Sana: See, people are really tiny and the world is really big, but we get so caught up in our little problems sometimes that we can't see the big picture and everything gets all crazy, so take it easy!

Babbit: Slow down, you're making me dizzy..

— "A Fruit Juice Soaked First Kiss"

Misako: Listen carefully Sana-dear, I will tell you the secret to catching a boyfriend.

Sana: Secret?

Misako: Keep him in the palm of your hand until you've molded him into a man, only then do you allow him to become your lover.

Babbit: That is not the kind of thing you should be teaching an impressionable young girl!

— "Mr. Hayama, You're a Real Dad"

Sana: Tsuyoshi, if there's anything I can do for you let me know.

Tsuyoshi: Sana..

Sana: (Cue Bishie Sparkle) Anything at all, don't be afraid to ask.

Tsuyoshi: Sana will.. will.. Will you marry me? (Sana's now nervously at a loss of words)

Akito: (Stomps Tsuyoshi's head into the ground) "DON'T TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER LIKE THAT!"

— "My Name's Going to Change"

Akito: Hey, Tsuyoshi, if I were you, I'd go with Aya over Kurata any day. Think about it. What's so great about Kurata? She's a lot to handle. Aya's a lot more shy and sweet. She's more your speed.

Tsuyoshi: You're not trying to scam me here are you?

Akito: (Sprouts devil horns, wings, and a pitchfork) Nope.

— "My Name's Going to Change"

Mami: (Responding to Sana eating dozens of slices of raw meat) Sana, that's still raw!

Sana: I like it raw! If it's good enough for the lions, it's good enough for me! (Proceeds to point her finger in the air)

Babbit: What do you think you're pointing at when you do that?

— "The Promised Summer, Part 1"

Sana: I forgot, it's dangerous to be this close to him. If I'm alone with him for much longer, he'll.. He's gonna.. (lightning strikes) HE'S GONNA VIOLATE MEEEEEEEEE!!

— "The Promised Summer, Part 1"

Misako (via a recorded message): I'm working, (cheerfully) disturb me at your peril!

— "The Promised Summer, Part 2"

Misako: I'm power-napping, don't wake me up! (menacingly) Or else...!

— "Daughter Cries, Mother Cries"

Babbit: (Reacting to a clip of Sana and Rei for the quiz's final question) "Oh, poor Sana, her love affair with Rei has come to an end. Here is the final question.. What is the name of the cute, cuddly, and incredibly witty white bat that pops up in every episode!?"

Zenjiro: But what does that have to do with the video clip, huh!?

— "Sana's Super Happy Quiz Show"

Gomi: That's just great, a whole afternoon shot to hell.. (Gets instantly clocked and surrounded by Sana, Hisae, Aya, Mami, all carrying rubber hammers)

Sana: And who's fault is it that we're behind?

Hisae: Why, that would be the boys, wouldn't it?

— "Math Mess"

Shizuka: Days lead to weeks, weeks lead to months, and then one day you turn around and years have gone by.

Misako: That's right, and your years are growing as short as you mama. I hope you're not thinking of doing anything stu- (Is sent flying in the air by one of Shizuka's party poppers.)

— "Here She Comes, Mama's Mama"

Aya: Oh darling... How long can this go on?

Tsuyoshi: I'll find a way to see you. They can't keep us apart forever. I swear to you.. I'll get over this wall somehow!

— "Love Tastes Like Curry"

Misako: Maybe the boys are wrong, but so is war. Just look at the history of the human race, we know we shouldn't but we can't seem to stop ourselves. And even if the boys are wrong, is it really necessary to fight them, or are you just enjoying it? Are you?

— "Love Tastes Like Curry"