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    Comic Books 

Cuddly widdle bears of death!?
Tabitha Smith, Nextwave

    Fan Works 

Here the author inserts an explanation. Most people think of rabbits as cute peaceful creatures - unless they have read Watership Down.
DOMESTIC rabbits may be that way, but wild rabbits can be quite belligerent, fight ruthlessly, and are pretty tough for something on their link of the food chain.
And Nabiki, who would normally stay back and say that it's not her problem, was at the moment in full blown berserk wild rabbit mode.

Oh, I've always liked rabbits. Tough critters in the wild, you know, real fighters. Besides, dogs are too much trouble, compared to rabbits.
Ranma, Paragon Chapter #2

Asuna: Sheeptar the Sheep King, your reign is at an end...
Klein: If that thing hadn't already killed seven of us, I'd say this is a really stupid boss.
Asuna: Sooo... how is your day goin'? You're lookin' pretty relaxed there, buddy.
Kirito: Ah, pretty good. This grass feels amazing...
Asuna: Cool, cool. You, uh, you wanna know what I did today?
Kirito: Not particularly, but I suspect that wasn't a real question-
Asuna: I WAS FIGHTING GOD-DAMNED SHEEPTAR!! It was great! You shoulda been there! He was climbin' the walls, spittin' acid-
Kirito: We're still talking about a sheep, right? Not like a fluffy xenomorph?
Asuna: It's a really stupid boss!
Kirito: Apparently not that stupid if it killed seven of you...
Asuna: (sigh) Twelve now, actually.


    Film - Live-Action 

Tim the Enchanter: Behold! The Cave of Caerbannog!
King Arthur: Right. Keep me covered.
Sir Galahad: What with?
Arthur: ...Just keep me covered.
Tim: Too late! (Scare Chord) There it is!
Arthur: Where?
Tim: There! (points at a white rabbit)
Arthur: What, behind the rabbit?
Tim: It is the rabbit.
Arthur: (beat) You silly sod!
Tim: Wot?
Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate!
Galahad: Oh yeah?
Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Robin: What's he do, nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... he can leap about... look at the bones!
Arthur: C'mon Bors, chop its head off.
Sir Bors: Right, silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew, comin' right up!
(Bors dons his helmet and marches towards the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog)
Tim: Look!
(Scare Chord as the rabbit squeaks and tears Bors' head off in a single pounce)
Arthur: JAESUS (sic) CHRIST!!
Tim: I warned you!
Robin: I've done it again!

Pathetic? He's Hitler with a tail! This is The Omen with whiskers! Nostradamus didn't see this thing coming!
Ernie, MouseHunt

Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!
Officer Lopez, Night of the Lepus


Haymitch had his own troubles over in the woods, where the fluffy golden squirrels turned out to be carnivorous and attacked in packs, and the butterfly stings brought agony if not death.
Katniss Everdeen, Catching Fire

    Live-Action TV 

Clarkson: That is a, um, rabbit. I think it's going to attack me, look, it's poised.
(camera focuses on a hare frozen and wide-eyed with terror)
May: It's very tame.
Clarkson: It isn't tame, it's never seen a Lancia Beta coupe before and it's stunned.
May: To be honest, I was pretty scared when I saw it. Why doesn't it just run off?
Clarkson: What if it leaps up and bites my throat out?
May: I'll laugh.
Top Gear goes to Africa and is slightly disappointed by the quality of its wildlife encounters

    Tabletop Games 

Amusingly enough, I once had [an Exalted] game where I had a rating 5 familiar listed on my sheet. When the other players asked what it was, I didn't tell them. When they saw that I carried a hamster with me, they laughed, and thought my Familiar was something else...
Well, right up until they saw the hamster rip an ocean dragon to shreds.
— Poster Nocte ex Mortis, this thread

Suffer the little creatures, for they may yet rise up and beat you senseless.

It's surprising how well cute and vicious go together.
— Squirrel token card, Magic: The Gathering

    Video Games 

What a cute little girl.

Firion: She has the appearance of a child.
Tidus: And the aura of something from your nightmares.
Dissidia Final Fantasy NT, also on Shantotto.



Gabe: Don't just run over there and attack it. We should check him out first.
Gailgwynnych: It's a rabbit. Look how big I am. I'm huge. Plus, I've got this sword. I think I can handle a fucking rodent, you pussy...
(the big guy walks offscreen, but...)
Gailgwynnych: (offscreen) What are you doing? Help me! Cast a spell or something! HE IS THE RUINER OF WORLDS!
Kara: Did you help him?
Gabe: No. It turns out it was the king of all rabbits, indeed of all rabbit-kind. Their lord. The single template from which all other rabbits were wrought.
Penny Arcade plays Final Fantasy XI and encounters The Omega Hare.

Godhound: Do not attempt to run, little morsel! We are Godhounds and we can smell fear! (sniffs) Oh! It's me!
Bun-bun: (Ka-click) I'm counting to three. Onetwothree.

Tell the ultimate bio-weapon to stop licking you.
Ervoth von Lucifuge, Starslip Crisis

    Web Original 

What kind of mocking God created creatures with poofy ears and big black noses that don't want belly rubs?
Lore Sjoberg, The Book Of Ratings, "Marsupials"

This is an animal so deliriously ridiculous, biologists refused to believe it could possibly be anything but an elaborate hoax when it was first discovered. To put this in perspective, these exact same biologists believed that rotting meat spontaneously generated maggots and saw nothing wrong with pouring liquid heroin down babies' throats. Platypi are that ridiculous. [...] The platypus is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking cripple you."

[Nu Mou have] big furry tails, long and droopy ears like a dog, and their face finishes the rest of their cuteness. Of course these cute factors run away when you start to see them slaughter your team with powerful magic spells if you find them as enemies.
— A Troper on Final Fantasy Tactics Advance's premier magic-users

    Web Video 

ARE YOU INSANE!?! A knife is useless against those massive claws! They could rip a tank apart! Jesus Christ!
Naked Snake, in a fatal encounter with a Kenyan Mangrove Crab, Crab Battle

Don't twitch at me, buddy! I don't even have a name for you, yet! And I don't think it's within my right to name you!
Markiplier to the future Bunny Bastard Bitch Balls, while playing Five Nights at Freddy's 3

They've even got pictures, and the books certainly do tell you that they're sadistic fish fuckers who will pump 1.21 gigawatts right up your ass. I don't even have an excuse here. I still can't believe it. I have no memory of this, and I've read the instruction books! ...And yeah, in the Ultima wiki it says seahorses in Runes of Virtue have no interest in starting a fight with you — but by God, they will fucking finish it.
Noah Antwiler on Ultima: Runes of Virtue

"Allow me to introduce myself... I am Illyasviel Von Einzbern. My family refers to me as "Tiny Murder Machine"."

    Western Animation 

You should have hacked it to pieces when it was still adorable!
Marceline, after the Dimple Plant becomes a giant mutated monster, Adventure Time


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