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Announcer: Can a bank robber get punished if his guilt has been discovered after 30 years? NO! Under the law, Those certain kinds of cases are consider closed after many years go by!
— During the ''You be the Judge!" segment. They give out the question but does not give out the answer until after the commercial break.

Paul Provenza: Time is up! You heard the discussion, You heard the closing arguments, It's now time to bring out the Honorable Judge O'Meter to measure your vote. Remember, Scream loudly as you can, That's the only way he response. Okay, If you think Henry is guilty because he wrote an unfair review, Then vote for guilty now!
*Audience scream and applause a few*
Paul Provenza: If you think Henry is innocent because he is doing his job, Then vote for not guilty now!
*Audience scream and applause more*
Paul Provenza: Well, Congratulations, Henry. The jury has declared that you have been found, not guilty. I'm sorry, Sarah, You have lost the case.
—The ending case of The Nasty Critic episode on Nickelodeon Kids' Court.

Paul Provenza: Time is up! You heard the discussion, You heard the closing arguments, It's now time to bring back and welcome to the Honorable Judge O'Meter to measure your vote. Remember, Scream loudly as you can, That's the only way he response. Okay, If you think Julia is guilty because she is responsible for not washing the dishes, Then vote guilty now!
*Audience scream and applause more*
Paul Provenza: If you think Julia is innocent, Because she was not responsible for the dirty dishes. Then vote for not guilty now!
*Audience scream and applause a few*
Paul Provenza: Well, The jury said unfortunately, it's not enough and you were not doing a fair share. I am afraid you had been found guilty.
—From the The case of the Dirty Dishes episode when the Defendant kid was found guilty.

Announcer: Kids's Court was recorded in front of a live studio audience at Nickelodeon Studios at Universal Studios Orlando Resort in Orlando Florida.
—Sign off phrase to the show

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