Quotes / Jumping-to-Conclusions Diagnosis

Princess: "My tooth! It wobbles!"

Admiral: "Scurvy!"

— Little Princess, "I Want My Tooth"

SungWon: Hey, Dr. Google, I've got a slight cough and a fever.
Dr. Google: My diagnosis is you're gonna FUCKING DIE!
SungWon: AAAAGH!

— ProZD, "googling your symptoms"