Mayuri: That is not true. I foresaw and suggested this situation the moment Uryuu Ishida, the Quincy, infiltrated the Soul Society as a Ryouka. It was you who disregarded that as being absurd. Isn't the principal cause of this situation you, Captain-General?
Kanzaki: It's easy to have such an idealistic attitude. But, would your attitude hold up if you were really faced with the same kind of situation? ... Shin has been missing a long time. And you don't know whether he's alive or dead. Yet, you still love him. In retrospect, is your situation any different?
Wraith: Not exactly SHIELD's finest hour, General Ross.
Thunderbolt Ross: No, colonel Wraith. Not our finest hour at all.
Linde: Just because you were insensitive with your delivery doesn't mean that you didn't have a good point.
The worst part was, he was right and she knew it.
Drax: You're right. I was a fool. All the anger, all the rage, was just to cover my loss. (shamefully looks onto the ground)
Rocket: (dumbly stares at Drax for a few seconds, then mocks him) "Oh, boo-hoo-hoo! My wife and child are dead!" (Groot gasps at Rocket's mockery) I don't care if it's mean. Everybody's got dead people! That's no excuse to get everyone else dead along the way!
Iceman: [wanders over] Maverick... its not your flying, its your attitude. The enemys dangerous. And right now youre worse than the enemy. Youre dangerous and foolish. You may not like the guys flying with you, they may not like you. But whose side are you on?
Pete: He's not my friend, he's a fuckin' idiot!
Ed: What's that supposed to mean?
Pete: It means, why don't you FUCK OFF!?! You wanna live like an animal?! Go live in the shed, you thick fuck!
Shaun: Oh, leave him alone!
Pete: Stop defending him, Shaun! All he ever does is hold you back! Or does it make your life easier having someone around who's more of a loser than you are?
Shaun: ...What's that supposed to mean?
Pete: You know what I mean. I assume it was Liz that did the dumping? [pointing at Shaun] Sort your fucking life out, mate!
Dr. Wu: You are acting like we are engaged in some kind of mad science. But we are doing what we have done from the beginning. Nothing in Jurassic World is natural! We have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And, if their genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality. You asked for more teeth.
Masrani: I never asked for a monster!
Dr. Wu: "Monster" is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We've just gotten used to being the cat.
Marco rolled his eyes at Ax. "Thank you, Obi-Wan Kenobi, for that wisdom. Of course she was a hero. She's always a hero. Rachel can't stop being heroic. Being stupidly brave is like some nervous tic she can't control. But what if someone had caught her morphing on videotape?"
That wiped the smile off my face. As much as Marco annoyed me, he was right. If someone had taped me... the Yeerks are everywhere. If they'd had evidence I'd morphed a crocodile, they would know who and what I was. The Yeerks believe we are a highly trained group of Andalite warriors. If they ever found out we were just human kids... we'd be wiped out before we could blink twice.
Hermione: You know perfectly well I only said that to shut Malfoy up. As a matter of fact I think he's right. The best thing to do would be to stamp on the lot of them before they start attacking us all.
Barney: ...Nah, I don't think so.
Ted: Where's my truck?
Barney: Do you know why I haven't given you any of your possessions back yet?
Ted: Uh, because you're Admiral Jerk of the British Royal Douchery?
Barney: Because you don't want them back. You could've left at any time tonight, but you didn't, Ted. Why is that?
Ted: Because I didn't want to go back to Robin's without my stuff!
Barney: False. You know what I think? I think you spent one day with her and it already sucked. I think you didn't like being there, she didn't like having you there, and you both realized you made a huge mistake. And that's why you spent your first night living with Robin out playing laser tag with me. And that's why three seconds ago, you didn't call it "my place" or "our place" or "home". You called it "Robin's".
Spike: I was just along for the ride. Not like I knew she was mystical glowy key thing, nobody keeps me in the bloody loop, do they?!
Buffy: You could have stopped her.
Spike: [laughing humorlessly] Oh, yeah. Here it comes. Something goes wrong in your life, blame Spike. [furious] Newsflash, Blondie! If kid sis wants to grab a midnight stroll, she'll find a way sooner or later. I just thought she'd be safer with Big Bad lookin' over her shoulder.
Buffy: She shouldn't have found out like that.
Spike: You didn't think you could keep the truth from her forever, did you?! Maybe if you had been more honest with her in the first place, you wouldn't be trying to make yourself feel better with a round of "Kick The Spike"!
Willow: Uh, the preferred term is...
Spike: You [White Europeans] won! All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do! It's what Caesar did, and he's not goin' around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story.
Buffy: Well, I think the Spaniards actually did a lot of the - (Willow nudges her) Not that I don't like Spaniards.
Spike: Listen to you. How you gonna fight anyone with that attitude?
Willow: We don't wanna fight anyone. If we could talk to him...
Spike: You exterminated his race. What could you POSSIBLY say that would make him feel better? It's kill or be killed here. Take your bloody pick!
Xander: (Beat) Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but some of that made sense.
Giles: I made these points earlier, but fine, no one listens to me.
Dark Pit: You've got to be joking. All you gods and your stupid wars are the ones throwing everything off balance!
Viridi: You little nothing! How dare you?!
Palutena: ...He may have a point.
Takumi: Hold on a second- you're the prince of Gristonne. How can we be sure this isn't some plan to trick us into an ambush?
Ryoma: Takumi, you slight Prince Darios with your words. However, I agree with them. To be frank, I harbor the same concerns that Takumi has voiced. As royalty myself, I find it hard to believe you would turn against your kingdom.
McCullum: You were only reborn for a few minutes and you'd already taken the life of an innocent woman!
Jacques: Are you saying you don't trust us?
Winter: [slams the table in a rage] You cant just buy trust like everything else! You have to earn it!
Jacques: [smirks] I couldn't have said it better myself. [Winter gasps] General, if I may be blunt, you have spent what little trust this Council had left in you. The hacker who turned Atlas drones against us was never captured, whoevers been murdering your critics is still at large. How are we supposed to give you our trust, when youve given us nothing as of late?
Roy: You -- You of all people -- You have no right to -- (Beat Panel) Fine. We keep going. Haley, you look for traps. You two, behind us.
Haley: What are we going to do if we find —
Roy: I don't know yet! I'll think of something on the way. Now MOVE!!
Elan: Geez, Belkar, I can't believe you said all that to Roy. Don't you think it was a little harsh?
Belkar: Isn't that why you losers keep me around? Hurting people is the only thing I'm good at.
Grace: George... can be pretty insightful about stuff.
Sarah: He's like a giant rude Yoda.
Twilight Sparkle: I don't think I'm better than anypony!
Discord: Oh, well, how silly of me to assume that you would think that. All you did was choose to keep your precious princess self out of harm's way while your friends thrust themselves right into it... I'm sure you'll all be the best of pals again when they return from their terrifying, yet deeply bonding experience — that they're having without you.
Bart: He's got you there, dad.
Morty: Yeah, it is. You know why, Rick? Because when you're an asshole, it doesn't matter how right you are, nobody wants to give you the satisfaction.
Rick: I know, everyone wants people they like to be right. That's why popular people are fucking dumb.
Merlin: Yes, but that doesn't make me wrong.
Peter: Forget it. She and Brock can attend a "Pete's such a disappointment" dance together.
Flash: They sell tickets to that, or can anyone who thinks you're a jerk join in?
Peter: Don't push me, Eugene. I'm not in the mood.
Flash: Yeah, yeah, your aunt's sick. Poor Puny Parker... even Sally feels bad for you, but not me. If you're hanging up on the she-geek, that proves you're still a stuck-up egghead. [scoffs] A guy who can't even see when his friends are trying to help.
Spider-Man: Okay, if Flash Thompson is making sense, something must be seriously wrong.
Cricket: Fine. You got me this time, but you're not always gonna be around to police me. And the second you're not, I'm gonna say whatever I want!
Bill: ...You're right, Cricket.
Cricket: I am?
Bill: Yup. I can't control what comes out of your mouth any more than I can control the wind.
Cricket: I can control the wind! Watch! (blows)
Bill: What I'm tryin' to say is that, well... you're your own person, and it's time you made your own decisions. So, from now on, you can say whatever you want. I won't stop ya.
Cricket: Wow, really?
Bill: I hereby give you full permission to cuss; you've just gotta decide if that's the kind of person you want to be.