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"I'm constantly playing this game in my head where I'm thinking, 'Can this quote be pared down and misinterpreted?' It doesn't matter what outlet I'm talking to and how comprehensive the interview is, because I have to think in terms of, 'Right, but People magazine could just take this one quote and take it out of context.'"
Anna Kendrick

"I do not fear truth. I welcome it. But I wish all of my facts to be in their proper context."
Gordon B. Hinckley

"Without context, words and actions have no meaning at all."
Gregory Bateson

"Taken out of context, I must feel so strange."
Ani DiFranco

Lieutenant Duke Detain: Captain, I think I've got an idea of what's happening here.
Captain Tom Bennett: Good, Lieutenant. We heard something about a movie promotional stunt going wrong. Let's hear your report.
Duke: Yes, sir. So, my childhood, lion cub, imaginary best friend, Cubby, has reappeared as a 200 foot anthropomorphic balloon monster bent on randomly destroying the city while very loud pop music emanates from his feet.
Bennett: I have to lie down.
(Drops phone and collapses on desk while trying to process all of that information)

Florence: Did you give the inspector his watch back?
Helix: Yes! Then an angry mob formed and we ran but they got lost so we had to chase them and then they chased us and Sam fell down a manhole and the inspector bought us ice cream and I got to feed mine to rats!
Florence: [thinking] I'd ask what that's all about, but I'm afraid the full explanation would make us miss our launch window.

Agatha Heterodyne: ...I can explain...
Kaja Foglio: —And I am so anxious to listen!

Scott: "Sweet Sweet Canyon is all about doughnuts, and the sort. It's a wild track to describe that makes you look f-BEEP-ing insane if you try to."
Also Scott: (Out of breath) "F-BEEP-ing doughnuts, EVERYWHERE!"

"It makes sense in context, honestly."
Andy Farrant from Outside Xbox, 7 Times It Wasn't Actually Game Over and You Totally Fell For It. It helps that what he described actually did make sense in context. He's describing a scene from The Curse of Monkey Island where Guybrush fakes his own death with a mixture of hangover cure and alcohol to access a crypt.

"It'll make sense if you watch the video."
Tellygunge (link slightly NSFW, rest of website varies with warning on certain content) on the PrankVsPrank video BEST FLOUR PRANK EVER!!!

"Uh... I can explain."
Adult fish acting like a toddler, SpongeBob SquarePants, 'Pre-Hibernation Week'

Nostalgia Critic: [to his past self] She's funny and attractive! There's this really great scene [in Wedding Crashers] where she ties Vince Vaughn to a bed and puts a sweaty sock in his mouth...
Past NC: Do I have to become you?
The Nostalgia Critic, review of the Scooby-Doo movie

"You know, I really hope someone was just channel-surfing and came across this scene. I would love for them to rationalize what's going on."
The Nostalgia Critic, review of The Smurfs 2, in regards to Neil Patrick Harris arguing with his stepdad who's been turned into a duck

Arin: Gimmie that gun, gimmie that gun! I NEED TO SHOOT THE PRESIDENT!
Danny: Barry! Take that out of context!
Game Grumps, Shadow the Hedgehog Episode 8 Assassinating the president was their mission objective.

"Taken out of context, these patch notes are hilarious."
Graham the Christian, Funny Video Game Patch Notes

Harry Dresden: Um, this isn't what it might appear to be.
Anastasia Luccio: Madre di Dio, Harry. I cannot for the life of me imagine what it does appear to be.

"In the English version, Headdy defeats Dark Demon, and then, with his friends, he bids farewell to Heather.
In the Japanese version, Smiley, the yellow badge meant for the greatest puppet in the world, pins itself onto Headdy's face, and while his friends bid farewell to Heather, he is still trying to get Smiley off his face.
The only reason I can think of as to why the endings are different is because the Japanese ending wouldn't have made sense in the English version which never fully explains the story of the game."

"The turn-based combat is less about standing around exchanging attritive skull clocks and more about figuring out elemental weaknesses so you can bully the monsters into giving up and take their lunch money; no, really, you can do that."

Sonic: So wait, I had to put the what in the what now?
Tails: You have to put it in the nuclear reactor! Put the piss rock in the nuclear reactor!
Sonic: Huh? What?! What did you just say to me?! Put the what in the what?!
SnapCube, "Sonic Adventure 2 (Hero Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games" Said 'piss rock' is a fake Chaos Emerald that Sonic and Tails plans to put in the nuclear the reactor so that it will overload The Eclipse Cannon to stop Eggman from destroying a city.

"The fact that Knuckles says that they had this amazing wedding at the future halfway through the dub, and the dub ends with this huge polyamorous gay wedding is fucking–

the plot,,,,,,, it's making SENSE??"

"'Aliens saved the dinosaurs because a mutant frogozoid tried to eat the stars' may sound like an unlikely causal chain, but the universe does this all the time."

"You could try stunting her growth, keeping her in a box, blowing cigarette smoke on her. [Man sitting nearby stares at him] You are so taking this out of context."
Max Medina, Gilmore Girls

"Witch Ember ducked behind a corner as I indiscriminately fired the particle beam in her general direction, laughing insanely. Sandy rolled her eyes and fired a rocket at the witch, who jumped out of the way. Unfortunately, she jumped into Spongebob's trunk, and was thrown twenty-five metres down the street.

If you've just joined us, I'd recommend going back to the 'shot on the sixth. Otherwise, that sentence will sound like I was on drugs."
Halloween Unspectacular 1, "In Witch I Make a Witty Pun''

I'll bet that there's a reason for this, and I'll bet that I don't want to know.
Mom, Calvin and Hobbes Calvin taunts the rain and takes off his clothes while doing so, and seemingly in response, it gets stronger and starts hailing. Calvin runs inside while naked, prompting Mom to say this.

He is prime for the spanking thanks to his diaper rash! Uh, do not take that out of context, please.
Chuggaaconroy, Super Mario Galaxy 2 He was referring to Peewee Piranha, whose weak point is its bright red posterior protected by Eggshell Clothing that Mario has to break open.

Strong Bad: Go away, Strong Sad! The Cheat and I are down here shenaniganing each other in the dark alone by ourselves!
Strong Sad: Uh, are you sure you wanna go on record with that explanation?
Strong Bad: Of course! I don't see how that could possibly be taken out of context!
Strong Bad Email, "Your Edge"

LaserDisc: a product with an unknown purpose that was both a few years too late and way too far ahead of its time. That'll make more sense later on.note 

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"I sawed this boat in half!"
Phil Swift, Flex Seal Done to show what Flex Tape is capable of fixing.

"Greetings, 100 foot grizzly bear. I come in... Gasp!! A giant apparatus is lifting entire families!"
Buzz Lightyear, in a promo for Disney's California Adventure. He talked to Grizzly Peak, the park's main icon, a faux mountain shaped like a grizzly bear, and then noticed Soarin' Over California.

    Anime and Manga 
"Put your faith in the book and stick your fingers up Polnareff's nose!"
Boingo to Hol Horse, Jo Jos Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders Boingo's Stand, Thoth, can see the future, and its latest prediction starts with Hol Horse shoving his fingers up Polnareff's nose, somehow leading to the defeat of Jotaro's gang. Hol Horse can't believe what he's doing but he decides to go through with it anyway, considering the terrible fate that befell Boingo's brother Oingo when Oingo tried to defy Thoth's prophecy by disguising himself as Jotaro and getting blown up in the process.

"I'm gonna 'fix' that spaghetti, and reduce it to its original ingredients!"
Josuke Higashikata, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable after Okuyasu becomes affected by Tonio's Stand, Pearl Jam, by eating the spaghetti it was cooked into. Josuke's ability allows him to restore/repair things back to their original state.

"If you were turned into a book last morning, you'll turn into a book, no matter what."
Kosaku Kawajiri to Hayato Kawajiri, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable. Hayato fell victim to Rohan's Stand, Heaven's Door, which turns his face into a book for him to read. The reason he says that he'll "turn into a book" again is because Kosaku (or rather Kira) put Hayato through a "Groundhog Day" Loop where he's repeating the same morning over and over again.

"Well, I'm gonna find out where they kill people!"
Monkey D. Luffy, One Piece The Straw Hats have just arrived at Loguetown where the King of the Pirates, Gol D. Roger, was born and eventually executed. As it's considered a historical pirate landmark, Luffy naturally wishes to see it.

'Prepare yourselves! The taste of that cake will decide our fates!"
Charlotte Perospero, One Piece Big Mom, Perospero's mom and head of the Big Mom pirates, is on an unstoppable craving-induced rampage for a wedding cake that got destroyed, and has already torn down at least one island; her cooks working with Sanji have just made a recreation of it, and only a delicious enough cake can stop her rampage and thus save her own nation

"The fate of the world depends on my piano playing?"
Takami "Komo" Komoda, Bokurano Komo's in a Humongous Mecha deathmatch with another universe, with the loser's universe being destroyed. For reasons unknown, the opposing pilot has given up on the battle, and comes to Komo's performance. Rather than kill her (which would result in his winning the battle), he asks her to play for him. After hearing her play, he allows Komo's father to kill him, thus causing her to win the battle.

Kanzaki: I don't want to see her be raped by machines.
Touma: Okay, that's it. How the hell can you say that when you've never even tried it?

"So to save a deranged female company president, I want you to help me kill her!"
Karen "LLENN" Kohirumaki Sword Art Online: Alternative Gun Gale Online Karen has heard that Pito, the "company president" in question (contrary to what Karen initially assumes, Pito is a singer in real life) is obsessed with death, and is planning on killing herself if she loses the next Squad Jam, unless LLENN is the one who kills Pito in-game.

"This isn't funny! I'm being chased by a giant stuffed bear!"
Mimi Tachikawa, Digimon Adventure Said bear is a Digimon with a Black Gear stuck in him that's holding the other kids and their partners captive.

"HAIL to the Day-VUH, he who drinks of the light of man and ex-PANDS himself, and looks like a right BIG chick-UHN!"
Owl, Digimon Tamers The Devas are 12 Perfect/Ultimate level Digimon based on the Eastern Zodiac who guard the Sovereign, and several appear to wreak havoc in the real world fairly early on. The rooster Deva, Sinduramon, absorbs electricity to grow bigger and stronger, and has somehow possessed an owl to tell Takato and Jianliang/Henry this.

"You swore allegiance to magic glue!"
Jack Atlas, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Rex Goodwin explains to him about how he had sworn an allegiance to Iliaster, something he describes as a force that binds everything together.

    Comic Books 
Gwen Stacy / Ghost Spider: So what's this about plagiarism?
Peter Parker / Spider-Man: Um. Doc Ock took over my body for a while, and he finished my degree while he was in there. Technically, since his work was published under my name, it's plagiarism, I guess. The law doesn't account for exchange of consciousness.
Gwen: What.
Peter: Oh look, that hot dog stand I told you about!
Gwen: You come back here, Spider-Man. We need to talk about this.
Spider-Gwen: Ghost Spider #10

"Three... Cows... Shot... Me... Down. HELP ME..."
The Vision, The Avengers Kree-Skrull War cover Reed Richards' punishment for the original 3 Skrull invaders was to force them to turn into cows and then erase their memories. They were eventually re-activated at the start of the Kree Skrull War and attacked the Vision as he was flying overhead.

"The moose has my scent again! O!"
Wolverine, X-Men

David: Was I really screaming at my hands?
Marcos: You were pretty pissed off at those hands.
The Sculptor David is an artist whose hands have the superpower of shaping any material into anything he wants. But after a really crappy day where all of his new art got bad reviews and failed to sell, leaving him homeless with no money, David had a nervous breakdown and began screaming at his hands for "betraying" him.

"Damn you and your lemonade!"
Green Lantern, All-Star Batman & Robin, the Boy Wonder Green Lantern's powers don't work on anything colored yellow. In the comic he arranges a meeting with Batman, only to find he and Robin have painted the entire Bat-Cave yellow, rendering Lantern helpless. This even gets down to the food they're serving, including lemonade.

Abe Sapien: Is that a monkey?
Hellboy: He's got a gun!
Hellboy A man is turned into a chimpanzee by a demon. The demon later lures Hellboy and Abe into a trap and has the chimpanzee attack them.

Astaroth, Grand Duke of the Infernal Regions: What's all the noise about?
Mammon: It is the boy. He has eaten the pancake.
Haborym: He will never come back to us now.
Astaroth: Truly this is our blackest hour.
Hellboy The boy in question is Hellboy, who has tried pancakes on the surface for the first time and loved them. This irrevocably sets him on a path to be an Anti Anti Christ rather than the destroyer of worlds Hell wanted him to be; the underworld felt it and despaired.

"I am sick to death of owls!"
Batman , prior to this point, had been mentally harassed by a group of assassins known as the Court of Owls. This is what he says when he's finally had enough. (yes, it needs its own subsection) 
"'Allow me to compliment you on my Pyramid of Khufu, m'lady.'...That's my impression of Mickey Mouse visiting Egypt.", "6 Retro Ads With Accidental Sexual Innuendos" In one ad, Mickey Mouse claims ownership of something that might not be his while simultaneously complimenting it. The article's author takes this and runs with it.

"the blanket of blue keeps people on their best behavior because they subconsciously feel that they might be busted by the cheese at any time.", 5 Terrible Ideas That Solved Huge Global Problems The "blanket of blue" refers to blue streetlights Tokyo had implemented to reduce crime, "busted by the cheese" is a really amusing way to say "arrested by the police".

"DEATH! DEATH! DEEEEEEAAAAAAAATH!!!!!!" (lean forward for kiss), "7 Innocent Gestures That Can Get You Killed Overseas" One of the gestures is half a dozen roses, symbolic of affection in the US and mortality in Russia.

"[Y]ou can't have it both ways: You don't hire a Nazi clown to teach your kids about the Holocaust...", "The 5 Most Excessively Creepy Children's Educational Videos" "...and you don't teach a kid about the dangers of child molestation by threatening to rape them with a crocodile puppet," in reference to a scene from one such video.

"I've been waiting my entire life to type [this]: One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane."

"A short while ago I wrote a column on words we always mix up with other words, where I drew shoddy pictures of things like Superboy being shot out of a Superman-shaped cannon. This completely made sense in the context of the article.", "8 Words the Internet Loves to Confuse With Other Words" One of the aforementioned mixups was "canon" and "cannon".

"The dog peed on my leg again, that little Bulgarian homosexual.", "8 Racist Words You Use Every Day" One of the words was "bugger", which originated as a slur against Bulgarians/gays.

"Bella does not seem to care that Jacob the Pedophile Date Rapist Werewolf is babysitting the Little Loch Ness Monster Vampire Baby from Hell.", "The Twilight Series Only Gets Worse From Here (Somehow)" A summary of several of the biggest writing missteps throughout the entire series.

"I know it's counterintuitive, but, when you crunch the numbers, it's cheaper to use black mamba venom than water.", "We Basically Sell Poison: Six Realities of "Supplement Stores" A joke about how supplements are commonly made from shady mystery ingredients.

"This was all brought to a halt when the Czech Republic politely pointed out that the whole premise was 'tigerfuckingly insane'.", 5 Deeply Evil Corporations That Transcend Everyday Badness This was the response to a cigarette company's PR department trying to game the healthcare system, as smoking related complications cost less.

"So, Calvin's the Earth Potentate, Hobbes and Socrates are robots and you're a Pharaoh. All together an off day."

"Get my Metal cutter, Jack, we need to break into our secret hideout."
Dr. Brainstorm, Calvin and Hobbes: The Series Dr. Brainstorm made an invention that could instantly make a secret underground base, but realizes too late that he forgot to add a door to said base.

Black Widow: ...She's a freaking Hulk in a miniskirt.
Iron Man: Wears it a lot better than he would, at least.
Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon They're describing the titular Sailor Moon.

Peter: It looks like we're being invaded by ping-pong balls.
M'Baku: The ping-pong balls will die at my hands.
T'Challa: Yes, thank you M'Baku.
Halloween Unspectacular: Blue Alert The "ping-pong balls" are escape pods from Rausseman's space station.

"Okay, Harry gets anal beads for Christmas then. In other news, we still need money."
Hermione, Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz The band is short on money, so Hermione figures that they can sell the pearls they picked up at their last gig. Unfortunately, Dumbledore has already used them as anal beads. An unfazed Luna suggests giving them to Harry, who not only somehow hears them when he's all the way back at Hogwarts, but approves of the gift.

"I promise I will be more considerate next time I render Draco unconscious."
Harry Potter, Moratorium Harry, upon realizing that Draco will likely insult the hippogriffs Hagrid brought in for class, casts Stupefy on him. Hagrid agrees to let it slide after everyone else agrees it was the best thing she could do, on the condition that she not do it again without his permission.

Kirito: Hey, uh, Tiffany?
Tiffany: Yeah, man?
Kirito: If you don't mind, tell Liz I didn't actually call it the Piece of Shit.
Tiffany: 'kay, I'm gonna need a little more info to go on that...
Kirito: And Klein?
Tiffany: [offscreen] Oh okay, I guess we're just done here.
Sword Art Online Abridged Liz made a sword for Kirito out of a rare drop; since the drop was dragon shit, he told her that he was going to name it the Piece of Shit, which offended her pride. Of course, Tiffany wasn't there for any of that.

    Films — Animated 
"You're not gonna believe this, but it's a one-wheeled haystack."
Napoleon, The Aristocats Napoleon is looking at an unattached sidecar of a motorcycle with a hay bale on top of it, due to driving into it.

"Then I just spray them with the taco!"
Lord Business, The LEGO Movie Lord Business is demonstrating his superweapon, the TAKOS (the "S" is silent), which sprays Krazy Glue to permanently freeze the inhabitants of the LEGO world.

"Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"
The Man Upstairs, The LEGO Movie He asks this to his son when he comes down and sees that his play set is ruined by his son placing different LEGO pieces in different sets.

"Good gracious! Who left the mop running?"
Flora, Sleeping Beauty She and the other two Good Fairies opted to use their enchantment magic to help around the house while Aurora, their surrogate child who is unaware that they're fairies, is away. When they realize she's coming back, they quickly undo all of their enchantments, but miss the mop.

"Oh! Somebody put out the cat!"
Drizella, Cinderella III: A Twist in Time Their cat Lucifer was sleeping a little too close to a lit fireplace while Jaq and Gus snuck by, unintentionally putting the tip of his tail in the coals.

"I'm not a frog; I don't even like frogs. And it's not because I can't swim that I'm not allowed to drink champagne! It's not easy being a gangster."
Monsieur Grenouille, A Cat in Paris Between letting his target get away because of his inability to swim (which makes his name, Grenouille/Frog, fairly ironic, as pointed out by his co-workers) and being denied champagne for his failure, Monsieur Grenouille has been having a bad day.

"Seek help from the queen of the hippo-"
Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: The Movie (2017) "-griffs." She was Taken for Granite mid-sentence.

"Who puts eyeballs in filling?"
Grubber, My Little Pony: The Movie (2017) The heroes are using a giant cake as a Trojan Horse. He noticed one of them hiding in it.

"I had a little trouble with the fireplace."
Judge Claude Frollo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame During his Villain Song, the fireplace in question kept on providing images of Esmeralda (among other things) to symbolize Frollo's lust for her, culminating with him deciding to burn down the entire city of Paris in his search for her.

Timon: Hey, what's goin' on here? Who's the monkey?!
Nala: Simba's gone back to challenge Scar!
Timon: Who?
Nala: Scar.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No, no, no, it's his uncle.
Timon: The monkey's his uncle?
The Lion King (1994) The monkey, Rafiki, has finally convinced Simba to face his past and challenge Scar as rightful heir to Mufasa's throne.

"Oh, Pooh! You messed up my moose!'
Rabbit, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh After Pooh ate too much honey and got himself stuck in the entrance to Rabbit's burrow, he decided to attempt to make Pooh's rump look better by turning it into a decorative picture frame/shelf/hunting trophy. Keyword: "attempt."

"My donkey fell in your waffle hole."
Shrek, Shrek Forever After After Shrek unknowingly lets Rumpelstiltskin take over Far Far Away, he escapes with Donkey and finds out that Fiona escaped her tower in this timeline. They later find out that Fiona's been leading an ogre resistance after Donkey fell for their trap, which was a freshly made stack of waffles laid out as bait.

    Films — Live-Action 
"I beat the shit out of some kids today, but it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It's like I did something constructive with my life, like I accomplished something."
Willie Stokes, Bad Santa The kids in question were bullying Thurman Merman, his young friend.

"Hello. My name is Elliot Moore. I'm just going to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes. We're just here to use the bathroom, and we're just going to leave. I hope that's okay... Plastic. I'm talking to a plastic plant. I'm still doing it."
Elliot Moore, The Happening Plants are forcing people to kill themselves. Elliot initially assumes that the plastic plant is real and tries to talk it out of doing so to him.

"I'm gonna lay eggs in that man's ears."
Barry Speck, Dinner for Schmucks Barry's friend Tim has instructed him to get back at his rival by playing a Paranoia Gambit with him, comparing it to an earwig laying eggs in people's ears.

"Master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!"
Dobby, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets In House Elf culture, which is what Dobby is, if a master is to present an enslaved House Elf with clothes, it means they are (according to how they interpret it) either free or fired. Dobby took the former meaning.

"By the authority granted to me by his imperial majesty Kaiser Wilhelm the Second, I now pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution."
Captain of the Louisa, The African Queen Getting married was the protagonists' last request.

"[ET is] a floor plan to Area 51 as well as an access key, and every cartridge contained a piece of the alien ship."
Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie The Nerd is talking about a Plot Point of the film during his review of the Eee Tee game at the movie's very end.

"I know why the hippopotamus did it."
Max, Elysium Matilda, the child of Max's friend, told him a story earlier about a hippo who helped a meerkat grab fruits, the meerkat getting fed and the hippo making a friend. Max shrugged off the story until the climax, when he helps cure Matilda's leukemia.

"You are standing in my brain."
Arnim Zola, Captain America: The Winter Soldier His "brain" is a supercomputer containing his consciousness, hidden in a secret bunker two of the heroes have just discovered.

"It's a duck! And I was about to try Latin..."
Professor Lindenbrock, Journey to the Center of the Earth In the 1959 film, the two were trapped in a barn, and were trying to communicate with what they thought was someone using Morse Code (actually the aforementioned duck) in several languages.

Aurora: Did you wake me up?
Jim: Yes, I woke you up.
Aurora: [has a look of shock and betrayal]
Passengers (2016), the two are on a ship during a 120-year voyage. Aurora was supposed to be in cryo-sleep for that duration, but Jim woke her up and there's no way she can go back to cryo-sleep. The story Jim gave her was that the sleeping pod she was in malfunctioned and prematurely woke her up, when in reality he sabotaged it.

"Well, isn't that a pretty picture: Santa rolling down the block in a panzer!"
Scott Calvin, The Santa Clause While working on an advertisement, Scott, who just recently became the new Santa Claus, takes issue with a picture of Santa riding a tank.

I think that tank just had a baby!
Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) The robotic tank Sonic had just defeated deploys another smaller robot to continue chasing the heroes.

Great. I just beat up Santa Claus.
Gus, The Ref A drunken neighbor dressed up as Santa has just tried to attack Gus upon realizing he's a wanted jewel thief, declaring "I'm Santa Claus!" before his assault. Gus' response is to knock him out and say this.

Peter: What's this guy's deal?
Tony: He's from space, he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.
Avengers: Infinity War Cull Obsidian, one of Thanos' minions, is currently invading New York in order to take the Time Stone, which is currently being guarded by the MCU's resident magic user and being stored in the Eye of Agamotto necklace.

"Thank you very much! I was just out walking my rat, and I seem to have lost my way."
— James Bond, Diamonds Are Forever Messrs. Albert Wint and Charles Kidd had left him for dead in an unfinished pipeline, and when he recovered from the knockout gas Blofeld had earlier administered he noticed a rat in front of him, and when a machine in the pipeline approaches them, causing the rat to scamper away, he sabotages it to get the attention of a couple of workers who are surprised to see him as he greets them with this quote.

    Let's Play 
Markiplier In his playthrough of Hello Neighbor, the neighbor hit Mark with a glue bottle (which slows you down) while Mark was jumping to a window across the room.

"I am NOT a sausage! How DARE you!"
Simon Lane, the Yogscast He was playing Prop Hunt, where one team hides as map props and the other team must find and kill them. Lewis Brindley, a Hunter, stumbles across some sausages and asks Simon if he is one.

"Last time on Super Mario Sunshine, in a nutshell!
Chuggaaconroy! - Delfino Airstrip, ten coins. - "Your mother sings, very strange songs..." - Eight Red Coin mission. - Turbo Nozzle. - Religious imagery! - Shine Sprite. - Keep your coins. - The 100 coins. - Easiest 100-Coin Shine in the entire game. - You fail at life. - The Blue Coins. - Down that door! - Spray that icecube. - Thank you, God! - Pianta. - Fire. - After the flood, he moves up here. - Humanaha! - Butt. Mightier. Than. Cardboard. - Coin. - Blue Coin. - Now for this lady. - Pineapples! - Yellow. - Miyamoto's racist. - Shoplifting produce makes everything better. - That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! - Guilty in possession of stolen fruit. - She wants bananas. - Bananas. - Bananas. - Drop them right in. - Yellow Toad, Blue Toad. Know which game that reminds me of? - Durians. - You can only kick them. - Jumping, and then running into them. - Not that hard. - (Angrish sound) - AH AH AH AH AH!"
Chuggaaconroy, introducing Episode 34 of his Super Mario Sunshine LP. It's a montage of some of Chuggaa's hammier moments from the previous episode, in which he took care of lots of out-of-the-way collectables and sidequests.

"The world's ending and all you care about is if I have a cow on my head!"
Chuggaaconroy, in his LP of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Romani's Mask, which looks like a cow's face and is worn on top of Link's head, is required to show membership of the members-only Milk Bar. The owner wouldn't let him in without it on even though the moon was going to crash into Termina and destroy everything in a few minutes.

"We're going bowling with the president's nose!"
Chuggaaconroy, in his LP of Pikmin 3 He's referring to an iron ball that he needs to push down an slope; the ball was the nose in a snow sculpture model of the president of Hocotate Freight, seen in his earlier LP of Pikmin 2.

"There is an invisible wall stopping me from claiming my chicken!"
Chuggaaconroy, in his LP of The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass Chugga was planning on showing off how Cuccos can be used to temporarily fly, thus allowing Link to access areas he otherwise couldn't. However, one of the Cuccos was chased to the top edge of the screen, and because he still needed to talk to a certain NPC before progressing, Ciela prevented Chugga from going further, thus blocking him off from the Cucco.

"Life goals: can't wait to buy my first jerky."
Chuggaaconroy, in his LP of Chrono Trigger There's a man in Porre who will sell Spiced Jerky for 9,900 gold, which is important for a sidequest later. Chugga, having just started the game, only has a few hundred.

"Go, my attack kittens, go! Kill the minotaur!"
ProtonJon from his LP of Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow The main character of the game, Soma Cruz, can absorb the souls of enemies he defeats and gain an ability from them; one such ability allows him to summon a charging cat. The cats quickly become Jon's favorite soul power, which he uses to fight a majority of enemies, the aforementioned minotaur among them.

"Captain Falcon, why are you dating that horse?!"
ProtonJon, The Runaway Guys, Wii Party While playing Friend Connection, the game takes two pairs of Miis chosen at random and states that they are the best and worst couple. Miis that Chuggaaconroy had created to resemble Captain Falcon and Mister Ed were the "best couple".

"Should we do Daisy on hard?"
Chuggaaconroy, TRG stream "Chugga's Lost Innocence" While about to play Mario Party 6, the Guys picked Daisy as their CPU opponent. Chugga was asking if they should put her difficulty setting at "hard". Soon enough, ChuggaXDaisy became a thing.

"I'm inside Daisy's heart-shaped box."
Chuggaaconroy, same video "Crate and Peril" is a 1-v-3 minigame where the three have to avoid obstacles in a small box controlled by the one. Daisy was the one with the box. Chugga, under the impression that Nirvana's "Heart-Shaped Box" referred to a literal box of chocolates, offhandedly quoted the song, leaving NCS and Jon in disbelief at his lack of foresight.

"What's the point of going all the way to hell if you're not gonna put the devil in the center of your frame?"
Chuggaaconroy, The Runaway Guys, Pokémon Snap NintendoCapriSun took a photograph of a Magmar silhouetted inside a pillar of fire, leading to a series of jokes about the Pokémon being summoned from hell. The photograph was submitted to Professor Oak for approval, but the criteria for picture quality being inconsistent means Oak focuses on the Magmar being off center more than the unlikely circumstances of the picture's context, much to the guys' frustration.

"You tried the boomerang! On soup!"
ProtonJon, The Runaway Guys, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Episode 26 Chugga tried nearly every item on the Mad Batter's altar, which resembles two hands holding a bowl of red liquid, before finally using the correct item, the Magic Powder.

"I just peed all over that goddamn mountain."
Lucahjin from her LP of WarioWare: Touched! Lucah just finished playing a microgame that involves moving a urinating statue so the water spray douses a bush fire on a mountain and can't immediately get past the microgame's premise.

"Why is the belt below his ass?"
Sips, Jaffa Factory #76, "Bin Chute" Simon Lane attempted to build a Santa on the top of the Jaffa Factory, but his building skills at the time were subpar. Consequentially, the belt was placed just below the Santa's butt cheeks, causing Sips, Sjin, Duncan Jones and Lewis Brindley to all burst into hysterical laughter, with Lewis crying.

"I ran into a wall that someone painted on the floor!"
Stampylongnose Stampy was playing the original Mario Kart, where 3D graphics were faked using optical illusions. In the stage he was playing, however, the so-called “walls” he ran into were not given this treatment very effectively.

"Shut up, Abraham Lincoln! I hate you so much!"
Markiplier He was playing Getting Over It, a high-difficulty game where slipping up and losing progress is very common. When the player loses progress, the narrator sometimes quotes inspirational quotes about failure and perseverance from famous people, including Abraham Lincoln, to reassure the player. However, hearing the narrator's voice only served to irritate Mark further.

"Don't ink me. Don't ink me, bro! Now look, I'm in the fuckin' petunias!"
Jacksepticeye He was playing Mario Kart 8: Deluxe. During a race on Yoshi's Island (GCN), Jack, playing as Waluigi, was inked by a Blooper, causing him to steer into a patch of flowers.

"Be careful, Joss Whedon! You don't have much time before the SWAT team arrives!"
Markiplier He was playing a level of Friday the 13th: Killer Puzzle that had a time limit till Jason got busted by the SWAT. Mark, reading the description for the level, fumbled the pronunciation of Jason's name (resulting in it coming out like Jaw-son) and decided to roll with it.

"Are chickens coming out of his butt? How are you supposed to kill anyone like that?!"
DanTDM, from his video of Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.

"I'm in a submarine that's made out of my dog."
Egoraptor, Game Grumps He's talking about Rush, Mega Man's dog robot who is able to turn into a submarine.

"Get out of your tornado!"
JonTron, Game Grumps

"Whoa, I thought she was topless for a minute... And then I realized she had no mouth, and she was a potato."
Danny Sexbang, Game Grumps

Danny Sexbang, Game Grumps, Ninja Gaiden Having just defeated the final boss of Ninja Gaiden (after suffering through hours of replaying the same level to get back to it), Arin joked that he was so excited that he had an erection. Danny then fused the onscreen dialogue with Arin's comment, creating the above quote.

"Getting red splotches on a piece of paper is now Story Mode."
Omgarrett here. He's playing The Binding of Isaac. He recently unlocked The Lost, the only character that still needs to unlock things, which is denoted by a picture appearing on a sticky note. If the criteria was fulfilled on Hard Mode, the picture has red around it. However, since The Lost is The Lost, he didn't want to play as him, instead opting to do a run as Eden. He described the run as a break or an Intermission from the Lost unlocks, which he described as Story Mode.

"One of us is strong, whereas the other the Death Star."
Omgarrett here. He's playing Switchball with his friend Sectus. There's Color-Coded Multiplayer in this game: Gar is the white ball and Sectus is the black ball. Balls come in 4 forms: default, light, heavy, and special (which can absorb power to do special moves). Sectus thinks his light ball looks like the Death Star. The area of the level that Gar and Sectus are in forces them to play as the light ball, which is more floaty than any other ball, and is usually pathetic at pushing crates. At that moment, however, Gar's light ball was pushing crates at distances that any other light ball can't do, for some reason. Hence, Gar is strong, and Sectus is the Death Star.

"Still hoping for that Cricket's Head every now and again, but... is just not appearin'. Instead, we get a whole bunch o' gunk. I don't want gunk. I want good stuff, I want heads. Give me heads! It's all I want, all I desire. Heads, everywhere! That's a pretty normal thing to ask for, isn't it? Just some heads. There's plenty of heads in the world, I only need one. Well, just one extra one. And granted, we already have, like, a baby following us around who has a head as well, but that head doesn't give us as much damage. It's not as good of a head. I need a better head, a stronger head, a more thoughtful head. One that can really get the tears flowing. One that can really make the tears big and strong, compared to the current one and Sister Maggy is... just givin' us a friend to talk to every now and again, an'... have a little chit-chat with, you know, just good times in general. Don't want good times, I want miserable times, I wanna cryyyyyyyyy. I wanna be a little crybaby. I wanna cryyy, like a crybaby. But noooo. Crying is not for me."
Omgarrett here. Omgarrett really wants to get Cricket's Head, which is an item that increases the fire rate of your tears. He isn't getting it, although he did get an item called Sister Maggy, which is a follower who shoots small projectiles.

"And that's also one of the, like, uh, viewerbases I'm trying to reach with these videos. I'm trying to reach the people who are ghosts, that haunt mail delivery people... um, by moving their stuff around, by cycling their mail delivery... tablet-writey thingies for people's signature, across various different mail delivery people. That's the specific viewerbase I'm trying to reach."
Omgarrett here. Gar started rambling on the Caves floors in The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, and he started talking about how the tablets that mail delivery people use are impossible to correct anything on, unless you're either the guy who made it or a ghost who steals those tablets, practices, and then gives them to different mailmen and then steals their tablets, in an endless cycle.

"4 was kinda good because your egg wasn't as big as a rocket launcher."
Omgarrett Gar is talking with his friends about Resident Evil. Sectus asked for their opinions on Resident Evil 4's inventory system, leading Gar to respond with the above quote. Gar is alluding to the fact that objects of different sizes didn't take up the same amount of space in the inventory.

"My wildlife is all fucked up, my cat has a gun, and there's a dinosaur, and I don't even know if this is technically Skyrim anymore."
The Scatsbury, Skyrim - Modded Misadventures The PC version of Skyrim supports mods. These are just three of them.

"I’m not waiting 27 hours, Trott. I just want to shower with men!"
Ross of Hat Films during an NSFW playthrough of Rinse and Repeat, a game in which the player must massage a guy in a shower and then wait several days in real time to do it again. Ross is expressing his frustration with this feature.

"Oh- There's another scout on the other side of the sandwich!"
Muselk Muselk was playing a Team Fortress 2 map that consisted of several large sandwiches. He was being pursued by a scout, and Muselk hid behind a giant sandwich, causing him to say this line.

"The emus have gained intelligence."
Muselk All of the players in his server were changed into an emu cosmetic and put into bumper cars.

"Actually, you know what, I think I should stick with the blood panties..."
[Record Scratch]
[she looks awkwardly at the viewers]
— YouTuber AyChristene playing Yandere Simulator, in which clothing choice provides benefits such as making blood trails smaller

"There's a sleeping grandma in there! Go punch her!"
Flik, Overwatch - 6 Ana Send Everyone To Bed "Grandma" is the Fan Nickname for the character Ana. Flik, also playing as Ana, just put the opposing Ana to sleep with a tranq dart.

"Here I am in a kitten suit, trying to escape a German nightclub..."
kkcomics/Kyle, "MODDED COPS N ROBBERS! Klüb IcE! (Disco Mod)" The prison has been converted into a nightclub that also acts as a Fisher Kingdom, brainwashing anyone inside into vaguely Eastern-European, Ambiguously Gay disco lovers. Kyle is the only one not affected by this — instead of the disco-style skins everyone else has, he's wearing one that makes it look like he's dressed up as Hello Kitty.

"That'd be one crap Christmas, then. The season of love, joy and getting killed by aliens."
Skawo, Mario and Luigi Partners in Time - Part 5 - Cry, Cry Again... Soon after the Shroob invasion begins, the playable characters find themselves in Prince Bowser's castle, which has lights on chains in it resembling Christmas lights. Skawo theorizes that it's Christmas all over the Mushroom Kingdom at the time due to these lights, which would suck for its citizens, considering the Shroobs are playing merry hell with the entirety of the past Mushroom Kingdom.

"You can complain to me when you got a tiki torch through your head!"
Kestin/KestinTheVoice, "OK BOOMER | Granny Simulator" Earlier, Chris threw a tiki torch at Kestin, with the weapon in question still being lodged in the character model afterwards. When Moeka attacks Kestin in revenge for an earlier attack, he responds with this.

"I refuse to die of hypothermia while my house burns around me!"
Slimecicle, "Minecraft, but it's way more traumatizing" The modpack he's using adds a dose of Reality Ensues to the game, including death by hypothermia in colder climates. He and his friends attempt to remedy this by building a fire place, but they screw up and their house catches fire.

Of course, looking at the shadow, you might question why King Boo is doing the macarena in the sewers, but alas, it's just a realistic sapphire facsimile.
Skawo, Luigi's Mansion 3 - Part 48 - Key Picking The gems on the Master Suite floor are all in King Boo's likeness. The blue one, which was under a Gooigi grate, was positioned in such a way that the shadow it cast while spinning and floating looked like the actual King Boo dancing, much like the Bowser cut out in the Shadow Alley level.

My Ass has successfully eliminated all life on Earth. Yeah!
Jacksepticeye, MY ASS IS GOING VIRAL | Plague Inc. Evolved #1 Plague Inc. is a game where you evolve a disease with the intent to wipe out humanity. Jack named his disease "My Ass"

"I don't have secret cameras yet...does that come when I move into the neighborhood?"
Noi, "Masked INTRUDER Broke Into My Minecraft Home!" Zane, the titular intruder, reveals that he kept tabs on the others with hidden cameras, which causes Ein to point out that they probably all have hidden cameras around the server at this point and Aphmau to complain about how they all copied her. Noi, who's new to the server, asks this in response.

"What, the giant testicle is a wand, too?"
Skawo, Paper Mario: The Origami King - Part 10 - Auction Movie Skawo was trying to haggle with a Monty Mole selling the Green Shell Stone, who had previously advertised it as being able to do a bunch of different things. The Shell Stone also somewhat resembles a testicle due to its markings and shape. When the mole says "let's see if we can make the magic happen" Skawo replies with this; he is also fond of calling magic orbs "(nuclear) testicles," as evidenced by his Wind Waker playthrough

"I'm gonna kill myself on the penis!"
Shenpai, "Idiots Play Minecraft and Scream" Shenpai created a crude penis sculpture out of dirt and someone surrounded it with berry bushes (which can cause damage to the player if they attempt to walk through them). Later, when Ursa started chasing Shen with a stick enchanted with Knockback, Shen decided that killing herself using the berry bushes was the more appealing option.

"The future holds a shovel!"
Dzwiedz 24, "Far Country: The Glorious Revolution" In response to a line of Enemy Chatter, "You'll see what the future holds!", Dźwiedź throws a shovel at the enemy and responds with the above as Bond One-Liner.

" Little Red Riding Hood has a fuckhuge sword and even bigger brass knuckles, from what I'm seeing. And he ain't afraid of no wolf."
Dzwiedz 24, "Backlog: Darksiders" During War's introduction.

"So that ugly thing has a muzzle on its clit."
Dzwiedz 24, "Gothsyderz: Clit Earthworm" Upon seeing The Stygian and after having to fight a smaller worm by repeatedly shooting a glowing nodule in its maw.

"I think I have just performed an abortion with dual-wielded Desert Eagles."
Dzwiedz 24, "Dźwiedziu's Bizarre Adventure: Pickin' Papers" After blasting an impaled Hata Mari between the legs with a pair of handcannons.

"I shot the poor snowman because of you, you slag!"
Dzwiedz 24, "Dźwiedziu's Bizarre Adventure: Wang Wanted Urgently" Dźwiedź gets hit by a Hata Mari's projectile, knocked to the side and shoots his bow into a snowman standing next to her.

"Well, I am worried by what they're putting in our food these days, but when a three-year-old grows tits THIS big, that's too fucking much!"

"Just then, Neville caused a slight diversion by turning into a large canary."
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Neville ate a custard cream with a hex put on it; anyone who eats them turns into a canary.

"Mr Wonka looked first at Grandma Josephine. She was sitting in the middle of the huge bed, bawling her head off. 'Wa! Wa! Wa!', she said. 'Wa! Wa! Wa! Wa! Wa!'"
Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator Grandma had just been age-regressed to a baby by one of Wonka's treats.

"It's amazing that no one has yet blamed me for not being more proactive in the battle against the cow."
Quentin "Q" Jacobsen, Paper Towns

"You're saying that we should send Carrot away to be a duck among humans because Bjorn Stronginthearm is my uncle?"
Dwarf King, Guards! Guards! Carrot is a human who has been raised by dwarves (despite being six foot tall), and the Dwarf King is discussing with a human merchant the possibility of Carrot leaving the mine to live among humans instead. However, dwarves do not understand idioms very well, so the man's use of the phrase "Bob's your uncle" prompted the confused reply "Surely Bjorn Strongingthearm is my uncle", and the reference to Carrot being "a duck raised among chickens" further confuses the subterranean-dwelling dwarf.

"Are you Jesus, Fred Durst?"
David Wong, John Dies at the End

"And then, once I was charged into my clothes, I was a lot calmer than me, so-"
Generator, Whateley Universe, "Ayla and the Great Shoulder Angel Conspiracy" Jade's mutant power is to project a part of her consciousness into inanimate objects; when in this state, her emotions become muted. This often leads to her projected self talking her regular self out of bad ideas, though it just as often leads to other bad ideas as all her selves are Chaotic Stupid pranksters.

"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously."
Syntactic Structures The book was giving an example of a sentence that was grammatically correct but didn't actually mean anything.

"Four men were huddled in the furthest corner from the bomb-bunged door. They comprised possibly the most unlikely quartet in literary history, being: a risen-from-the-ranks bunker-boy, whose promotion prospects had never looked bleaker; a visitor from another star, who really wished he wasn't; the Dalai Lama, now unemployed; and a time-travelling Elvis Presley with a sprout in his head.
And they say nothing is new. Bah humbug!"
Armageddion: The Musical Aliens that use plant-based technology have been treating the Earth as a reality TV show for centuries, but after the global nuclear war in 2000 the ratings had plummeted, so in 2050 TV executive Fergus Shaman succeeds in developing a Brussels sprout that allows someone to travel back in time, and commissions someone to go back to 1958 and try to convince Elvis Presley not to join the military in an attempt to change history, but Elvis takes the sprout and travels back to 2050. On the post-apocalyptic Earth, everyone began donating everything they owned to religious organizations, which has allowed them to control the world's economy, turning Dalai Dan, a young Dalai Lama, into one of the most powerful people on the planet. The book's actual protagonist, Rex Mundi, had just started his job as a reporter for the Dalai Lama's TV station, Buddhavision, before going on a convoluted adventure that resulted in Rex, Fergus, Dan, and Elvis ending up in a bunker, just as the heads of the other two remaining religions, Pope Joan and L. Ron Hubbard the 23rd, start firing missiles at one another. Oh, and the sprout (who can speak and calls itself Barry) had to merge with the back of Elvis's head, otherwise it would run out of energy and die.

Arthur: And you're telling me the Earth was destroyed five minutes too early?
Slartibartfarst: Shocking cock up. The mice were furious.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Mice turn out to be three-dimensional cross-sections of extra-dimensional beings, who created Earth to serve as an enormous supercomputer calculating the ultimate question to life, the universe, and everything. However, Earth was destroyed five minutes before it had finished calculating the results.

"Everyone! Catch that butterfly!"
Jake, Animorphs #19: The Departure The lead kids can turn into animals, but only for two hours or they'll get stuck as that animal forever. Cassie was trapped as a caterpillar, but her friends discovered that turning into a butterfly counts as morphing, meaning Cassie's got a second chance to change back into a human.

"Stop! Having! Orgasms! When! I’m! Defeating! You!"
Sooni, cinching the role of Trope Demonstrator for Wrong Genre Savvy in Tales of MU Sooni is a Rich Bitch Spoiled Brat who loves Magical Girl Anime to the point that she thinks she is living in one. This is an Epic Fail for someone who is really in a heavily self-deconstructing Sex Comedy / Melodrama set in the biggest university of a Dungeon Punk world. She somehow decides that she can beat and then befriend the lead character, Mackenzie, who is a not entirely Noble Demon (both figuratively and literally; she's a Half-Human Hybrid whose father is some kind of Incubus, and she struggles to avoid the low expectations everyone has of her, with little success). Sadly for Sooni, she didn't consider what the results of giving a massive beating to a Nigh-Invulnerable masochist would be.

Vista: Do you need help? I didn’t plan on asking, but you have a throat baby now-
Antares: Throat abortion, technically.
Ward Antares just fought a supervillain who creates parasites that cause foetuses to grow in various parts of people's bodies.

Neith: Tell me. I must know how to hunt Jelly Babies.
Sadie: How many months have I trained you, Walt?
Walt: Seven. Almost eight.
Sadie: And have I ever deemed you worthy of hunting Jelly Babies with me?
Sadie: There you have it! Even Walt is not ready for such knowledge. I could draw for you a picture of the dreaded Jelly Baby, or even — gods forbid — the Jacob's Digestive Cream. But that knowledge might destroy a lesser hunter.
The Kane Chronicles Sadie is trying to distract the hunting goddess, Neith. She knows Neith won't be able to resist more hunting knowledge, so she decides to bluff about being a more experienced hunter, knowing Neith will have never heard of Jelly Babies.

    Live-Action TV 
Sally: She cares about you so much she is upstairs about to have sex with another man.
Dick: [thrilled] She would do that for me?!
3rd Rock from the Sun The other man is an Evil Twin.

"I know those pots aren't flowers... they're my mother's vagina!"
Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock Jack finds out after his mother's death that she was in a lesbian relationship with her live-in nurse, and he denies it despite a large number of signs in her house, including very suggestive pottery. He says this when he finally stops denying it.

"Now, you've destroyed the world's most dangerous sandwich!"
Leopold Fitz, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., "The Hub". While on a mission with fellow agent Grant Ward to disable a device capable of triggering any weapon across the planet, Fitz offers to share said sandwich with Ward, who throws it away, arguing that its scent would attract guard dogs searching for the pair. Fitz then accuses Ward of enjoying delusions of being an action hero, belittling him with the above line.

"Why would the shape-shifting pilgrim boy leave us at a time when the Detroit pineapple crop was being threatened by a giant potato bug?"
Jimmy the Robot, The Aquabats! Super Show!

"So come on sandwich, build me a lemon because froggy wants to come home."
Howard, The Big Bang Theory Howard was using Spy Speak and was actually requesting Bernadette to build him a rocket so he could get home from outer space.

"You tried to shoot me with a box last night."
Pops, Blackish Pops was going through Dre's house late at night, and the kids were in their parent's bedroom with them out of fear, since nobody knew it was Pops. They all tell Dre to get the gun he bought, but it turns out he never took it out of the box. He eventually gets the box open, and tries to pull the gun out, but before he can, Pops opens the door, and Dre points the gun, still in the box, at the door, ready to shoot the intruder, and he almost did shoot, before he realized that it was just Pops.

"We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel."

"We've known each other for almost two years now. And yeah, in that time I've given a lot of speeches, but they all have one thing in common: they're all different. These drug runners aren't going to execute Pierce because he's racist. It's a locomotive that runs on us, and the only sharks in that water are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear, anchovies, fear, and the dangers of ingesting mercury. Because the real bugs aren't the ones in those beds. And there's no such thing as a free Caesar salad and even if there were, The Cape might still find a second life on cable, and I'll tell you why: el corazon del agua es verdad. That water is a lie! Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions. So maybe we ARE caught in an endless cycle of screw ups and hurt feelings, but I choose to believe that this is just the universe's way of molding us into some kind of super group [...] like the Traveling Wilburys of pain."
Jeff Winger, Community It's actually a composite of several separate speeches, all of which took place offscreen at different points in the series.

"I'm gonna eat spaceman paninis with black Hitler, and there's nothing you can do about it!"
Troy Barnes, Community Troy has to choose between his friends and his trade school. Said trade school features a black man dressed as Adolf Hitler and a spacesuit-clad man pressing paninis, both measures to make anyone who reveals their secrets sound like a nut.

Troy Barns: "Uh... Guys? What does a pregnancy test look like?"
Jeff Winger: "Oh, it's like a thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it."
Troy Barns: "Okay, so this is DEFINITELY a gun!"

"The pen and the eraser are taking the pencil home."
Bill Cosby, The Cosby Show Vanessa's boyfriend had just said that he and she go together like a pencil and an eraser, and Bill had wondered if that made him and his wife the pen and ink.

"Now drop your weapon, or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly-baby."
The Doctor, Doctor Who, "The Face of Evil". He's bluffing, but because he's talking to a tribe of primitive humans, his bluff had the potential to work.

Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship?
The Doctor: Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!
Doctor Who, "The Girl in the Fireplace". The Doctor and company had discovered several time portals on a spaceship, including one in the shape of an antique fireplace, all of which led back to pre-revolutionary France.

"Whatever you've got planned, forget it! I'm the Doctor. I'm 904 years old. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the Constellation of Kasterborous. I'm the Oncoming Storm, the Bringer of Darkness, and you... are basically just a rabbit, aren't you? Okay, carry on. Just a... general warning."
Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who, "The Day of the Doctor". He's looking for a shapeshifting alien, but his detection equipment keeps malfunctioning, leading him to give this speech to an ordinary rabbit he believed to be the shapeshifter.

"I've killed Bradley Cooper!"
SPC Chubbowski, Enlisted His platoon were practicing bayonet drills on straw dummies while yelling "Bradley. Cooper!" in unison for rhythm, and he destroyed his dummy

"My sister's gonna have my baby!"
Frank Jr., Friends His sister (Phoebe) had just underwent an embryo transplant to serve as a surrogate mother for Frank and his wife Alice, and Phoebe had just taken a pregnancy test which came back positive.

Jason: So, you know how me and you used to be married when I was dead before?
Janet: Mm hm?
Jason: I think I'm starting to catch feelings again for you.
Janet: Mm hm?
Jason: And if I don't double-die in this IHOP, and the judge lady doesn't turn you into a marble... do you wanna try being boyfriend-girlfriend?
Janet: I'm not a girl. But yes, I'd very much like to go on a date with you somewhere sometime. As opposed to here, which is nowhere at all the times.
The Good Place Janet has No Biological Sex but appears female; Jason died, met Janet in the afterlife, married her, then got his death reversed which erased his memories of the afterlife; IHOP in this situation stands for "Inter-dimensional Hole Of Pancakes"; and the only way to kill Janet is to turn her into a marble.

"Peter, is your social worker in that horse?"
Will Graham, Hannibal, "Su-Zakana". Peter was framed for murder by his social worker, who killed his favorite horse when he tried to tell the police. He attacked the social worker and sewed him into the dead horse so he could feel what it was like to be buried and/or to metamorphose him into a better person.

"Did Guy the Guy Guy get you a Baby Guy?"
Ted, How I Met Your Mother Since Barney often has a "guy" for everything (i.e. someone who can get him things), he has a guy called Guy who can help find him new guys. Ted asks him this when he sees Barney with a baby.

"I hope they have free express shipping in heaven."
Robyn, Jessica Jones (2015), "AKA Take a Bloody Number". Robyn is saying her final goodbyes to her dead brother Ruben, specifically referring to an iPad charger that arrived after Ruben's death, as Robyn talked him out of express shipping.

"I'm only gonna say this once, boys: give me the...teddy bear."
Eliot, Leverage, "The (Very) Big Bird Job". Said teddy bear had a hidden camera inside that had damning footage of the team's latest mark, a shipping company CEO, and was stolen earlier in the episode by the company's security team.

"You think this is my first snake and security guard on bunny man and giant chicken fight?"
Diego, Mr. Young, "Mr. Spring Break" While preparing to fight Adam, Diego called on his security guard and pet python to help. Slabb then came to back up Adam while dressed in a bunny suit, along with a giant chicken named Sasquawk

"Quack, damn you!"
Jamie Hyneman, MythBusters The MythBusters are testing the myth that a duck's quack does not echo. Unfortunately, they have early difficulties with getting the ducks to quack in the first place.

"Isn't this your specialty? Helping people when the phone rings?"
Root, Person of Interest She's part of a vigilante team that works to prevent violent crimes predicted by an Artificial Intelligence, who relays information to them via phone. In this case, however, they just got a call for help from an M.I.A. teammate, and Root is determined to stage a rescue despite the strong implications that it is a trap.

"Take a shot at the President, now!"
John Reese, Person of Interest He's telling Shaw to fire on the President to keep him from reaching a vehicle that's been targeted to be blown up by a hacked drone as part of an assassination attempt.

"Take it easy, this is my first time yelling at a bag of chips!"
Cabe Gallo, Scorpion The team is attempting to save a fellow prodigy from kidnappers and are spying on them via video feed. Toby notices that the kidnappers yelling is causing a bag of chips to shake, and gets the idea to figure out what they're saying by having Cabe, who is the only person with a deep enough voice to match, speak the phonetic alphabet into an open chip bag of their own, record how the bag reacts and then turn what they find into audio. At first Cabe starts with the English alphabet, which the team quickly corrects him over, thus prompting the above line.

"Yes! I am the king of gay chicken!"
Ben, Scrubs Chicken is a game where one player wins if the other backs out, but something bad happens to both players if neither back out. In "gay chicken", the two players are men, and they lean into each other so that, if neither back out, they kiss each other on the lips.

"You know, Darren, if you'd told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you were crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window."
Kramer, Seinfeld He was testing the idea of filling a giant rubber ball with oil and pushing it out the window to see if it can restrain the impact for the benefit of oil tankers.

"It appears we have lost our sex appeal, captain."
Tuvok, Star Trek: Voyager The starship Voyager encounters a swarm of space-based life forms which attach themselves to its hull, sapping its energy. After the crew realizes that they're trying to mate with the ship, a larger member of the species attacks it, treating it like an aggressive rival. The crew perform maneuvers that make the ship look submissive, the "rival" stops attacking and the others break away.

"Get this cheese to sickbay."
B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager, "Learning Curve" Neelix fermented his own cheese, and the bacteria he used are causing damage to the ship's organic computer components.

Ron Colburn, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert In response to the former Deputy Chief of the U.S. Border Patrol defending the use of capsaicin-based OC pepper spray on migrants at the Mexican border because it's so natural that "you could actually put it on your nachos and eat it", the reporter in the sketch filled Colburn's airtight chamber with pepper spray.

"King Kong movie, get out of my house!"
Chip Esten, Whose Line Is It Anyway? In the game Party Quirks, one player hosts a party and has to provide a relatively accurate guess as to the bizarre personalities the other players are portraying; Chip has just figured out Wayne's personality as "cut footage from King Kong vs. Godzilla".

"A 200-year old baby? Do ye think I'm an idiot? I brought ye here to tell me when it will happen, and instead, ye brought me the bloody Case of Benjamin Button."
Geillis Duncan, Outlander She's given a cryptic prophecy to which her associate has interpreted into her needing to kill a baby born 200 years between man's attack (when the baby is conceived) and woman's curse (when the baby is born) in order to give rise to a Scottish king.

Ava: To cut a long story short, Gary nip-notized everyone.
Nate: No, you're gonna have to explain that.
Legends of Tomorrow Gary made a deal with a demon in which his severed nipple was returned to him, with the power to turn into an eye and hypnotize people. He then used this hypnotic nipple to brainwash an entire secret organization into serving the demon.

    Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (yes, it also needs its own subsection) 
"You're locked inside a prison of your own mind, Susan! Begone, demon bladder! BEGONE!"
John Oliver He was commenting on the famous Myrbetriq commercial with the anthropomorphic bladder.

"ISIS is a menace, and it is 100% up to you, Peru, to get rid of them. Then, and only then do you have permission to clamber back on a surfboard with a sopping wet alpaca."
John Oliver He was discussing how the US has made dealing with ISIS their responsibility, and as a joke suggested having Peru deal with it, citing a viral video of a surfing alpaca as proof they have nothing else going on.

"WHO GIVES A SHIT? I don't care about the fruit flies, I only care about the frozen fuck lizards!"
John Oliver He was upset that five Russian geckos died in space during an experiment to monitor their mating habits in zero gravity.

"Scorpions, what is wrong with you? Stop hiding in bananas in Pittsburg area Wal-Marts, get your shit together, and fight terrorism like snakes and bees!"
John Oliver He's referring to two incidents, one involving scorpions being found in department stores, and the other about terrorists who were chased out of underground bunkers when they turned out to be infested by snakes and bees.

    Nerd³ (yes, it needs its own subsection, too) 
"Noticeably absent from this game is Voldemort, the lucky bastard."
Nerd³ Dan once joked that all the van drivers in the hell of Airport Simulator 2014 were Voldemort, based on their bald, pale appearances. When Airport Simulator 2015, a game arguably worse than its boring, repetitive predecessor, came out, with no models at all for drivers, this came up.

"I’m pregnant! And the man stands there and an arse forms around his face."
Nerd³ When discussing shock absorbers, he mentioned how good for absorbing shock the human bottom is. Somehow, he then decided that it is equally functional for absorbing the metaphorical shock of a girlfriend's sudden pregnancy.

"My eyes are sticking out of my other eyes, but I’m okay with that. And now we will evolve legs."
Nerd³ The Spore creature creator can produce some odd-looking things. One of Dan's creations had eyestalks protruding from other eyestalks, and he decided that he would invest in giving the creature legs.

"You’re not a half-melted blow-up doll of Sheldon Cooper either! What is happening in this town?"
Nerd³ In one of the Farm Simulator games, Dan went in to town and tried to stop a car by standing in front of it. He expected, rather reasonably, to see a non-photorealistic low-poly model that vaguely resembled Sheldon Cooper of The Big Bang Theory, but instead the model was slightly well-designed. Not much, but slightly.

"Fuck everything! I was killed by a wooden bot who can hover his way up a fucking lamp."
Nerd³ Dan was having a lot of bad luck playing against bots in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, and one particularly infuriating moment for him was when he shot an entire magazine at a bot while it was climbing very quickly up a ladder. The bot then turned around and shot him. The bit about the lamp was a slip of the tongue.

"Oh! You have boat! I’m going to put it in your boat! Ow! MY COW!"
Nerd³ In Grand Theft Auto V, Dan had commandeered a bulldozer, caught a cow in the scoop, killing it in the process, and driven onto the highway when he spotted a passing car with a boat attached to the end. His attempt to give the man a free cow was unsuccessful, and resulted in the cow being knocked away into traffic.

"Is that enough? No. Another layer of cows!"
Nerd³ One of the defense mechanisms in Rock of Ages is to place down cows that will attempt to push the enemy boulder off the edge of the course. Dan put down a line of cows, decided it was insufficient to stop the boulder, and put another behind it.

"Yes, there are deer sliding around on the mountains of praline."
Nerd³ While playing Banished, Dan noticed that the deer had no animations, and thus, as they moved, appeared to be ice-skating on the prairie. He then somehow bungled the word prairie, and in each attempt to correct himself, his pronunciation moved closer and closer to "praline".

"I am reentering the atmosphere, and I killed a pig. Man, I am the greatest in the universe."
Nerd³ Angry Birds Space may give one delusions of grandeur after successfully eliminating the enemy pigs.

"Disregard if you were thinking of a team of synchronized swimming lemmings."
Nerd³ Dan was asked if, upon the drowning of one synchronized swimmer, the others drowned with them. He replied that they aren't lemmings, and as such are not inherently suicidal. Then he added this.

"I couldn’t figure out how ladders worked and now I’m trapped in some sort of nether plane."
Nerd³ Battlefield 4 is very buggy. Very buggy. In the single player, in a level taking place in some Chinese city, there's one ladder from a roof down into a plaza that Dan simply could not climb down, no matter how hard he tried; instead, he would fall off and die as he hit the floor. After about 5 attempts, he, instead of being respawned on the roof above the ladder, was teleported across the plaza, behind the Chinese lines, and into a building he wasn't yet supposed to see. It hadn't yet loaded, and he fell through the floor into a pit with white walls with no escape route.

"What does he have on his wall? Oh, it’s wanted posters, I thought it was screaming cheese."
Nerd³ The sheriff in Westerado has wanted posters on the wall in his office. However, since they are very low-resolution, and are orangey-yellow, they look a bit like cheese with a gaping mouth-like hole.

"Bastards! I set my penis on fire for nothing!"
Nerd³ In Grand Theft Auto V, while trying to set Non-Player Characters on fire, Dan poured out gasoline from the Jerry Can in the shape of a penis, then shot it, setting the gasoline on fire. No Non-Player Characters were caught in the resulting conflagration, to Dan's dismay.

"It’s being attacked by an aubergine on wheels."
Nerd³ There's a... thing... in Noby Noby Boy that looks like, well, and aubergine on wheels. It once trundled towards Dan aggressively. Yeah, even context doesn't really help here.

"How many times have you seen two sparrows, gathering all their sparrow friends, sitting on a branch, wearing a white gown and having a sparrow wedding?"
Nerd³ While discussing the fact that many people claim that gay marriage is "unnatural", Dan raised the point that marriage as a concept is almost unheard of in the animal kingdom. This was his example.

"It’s like, ‘If you live near a lake and know someone with black hair, fill in section 24-7,’ and you’re like 'WAUGHAUWA’ and eyes come out of your blood."
Nerd³ Dan was talking about how confusing tax forms are. He meant to say "blood comes out of your eyes", but got mixed up.

"This isn’t our face spacebase rodeo."
Nerd³ Dan was building a space station, and a text pop-up came up that said "this isn't our first spacebase rodeo". Dan's not very good at pronunciation.

"What do you think, Demon kitty? ‘I think we should kill them all.’ Demon kitty, this is why you didn’t get elected president."
Nerd³ In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, before going out to survive a riot, Dan was looking at magazines that were lying on his bed, when he noticed one was an advertisement for an in-game location. He wondered to himself out loud what to do, turned around, and asked the picture of the cat on the wall behind himself. In the editing booth, he turned the picture a red tint and artificially lowered his voice to say "kill them all". Context doesn't help much here.

"Imagine Hitler, and add tits. Then add 50-60 thousand years… and a slightly stronger allegiance to Satan."
Nerd³ Describing Margaret Thatcher.

"Your own personal bottom. You know, the one you keep in a drawer."
Nerd³ Dan had just taken a particularly difficult corner in the game F1 2012, and he observed that it had been "a butt-clenching corner". Of course, he meant not clenching somebody else's butt, but clenching his own.

"You may be wondering why I’m showing you two people who appear to be made out of balloons, one of whom has a tired soul."
Nerd³ The characters in Toribash are comprised of multiple spheres and rectangular prisms in representing various bones and muscle groups of the human body. The spheres happen to look like balloons. The player character only shows a semi-transparent animation of what would happen were the player to advance the game by 10 frames of animation without changing what any muscles are doing. At the start, with no muscles clenched, this transparent animation invariably just falls over.

"Okay, I’ve eaten, ah, Venus."
Nerd³ In Universe Sandbox, Dan scaled the Earth up to many thousands of times the diameter of the sun, but kept its mass constant so it would not affect the orbits of any other bodies. However, due to Kepler's third law, Venus, whose orbital radius is smaller than that of Earth, moves faster around the sun than the Earth does. Venus just kept getting closer and closer with each orbit, until, one day, it crashed into Australia and was absorbed.

    News/Newspaper/Newspaper Comics 
"...A Pittsburgh Pirate player used his bat on a passing Italian sausage, who fell and took out a wiener."
Jeanne Moos, CNN News During the Milwaukee Brewers' Sausage Race, Pittsburgh Pirates first baseman Randall Simon hit a sausage mascot with his bat as they passed the dugout, causing her to fall and another mascot to trip over her.

"Norway goat cheese fire closes tunnel"
BBC News About 27 tonnes of caramelised brown goat cheese caught light as it was being driven through the Brattli Tunnel at Tysfjord, northern Norway.

"And in other news, a jumbo jet narrowly avoided colliding with a math book today..."
News Reporter, FoxTrot Jason's back-to-school homework was so light, it literally caused his backpack to float into the air and he had to unzip it to fall.

Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes Calvin told a sleeping Hobbes that his family would be in trouble if he was "bringing home the bacon". Hobbes then pounced on him, picked him up using his mouth, and put him down.

The trees are really sneezing today.
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes Calvin asked his dad what causes wind, and he received a typical response (which he didn't actually believe, but his dad simply said that the truth is more complicated). Later, he says this to Hobbes while walking on a windy day.

Calvin and Hobbes here. Calvin and Hobbes are holding a G.R.O.S.S. meeting. Hobbes realizes that they didn't sing the club anthem, and Calvin tells him that they don't sing it until the end of the meeting. Hobbes decides to sing it anyway, and the above quote happens.

Hobbes, Calvin and Hobbes Calvin is dressed as an onion for a school play, and Hobbes says the quote as a prank.

"I tried hard to select a very concerned-looking bush to hide in."
Lord Splendid Humility, Phoebe and Her Unicorn He never allows anyone to see his face, and so tries to express his concern through choice of hiding spots.

"I wanna tell you a story about the time there were three ogres, right? And then one of ‘em hit me so hard I almost died. You were sitting up in some sort of weird laser just shooting flasks willy-nilly, Travis was ripping the arms off a robot, and I got punched so hard I almost died! I’m not gonna go toe-to-toe with a crab while you’re armed with a terrible Scottish accent, and Travis doesn’t even have his shield! I’m out!"
Taako/Justin, The Adventure Zone: Balance

    Stand-Up Comedy 
"As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off!"

"Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep, I will tip you over."
Mitch Hedberg, He said this to someone that was wearing a leather jacket while eating a burger and drinking a glass of milk.

    Theme Parks 
"Yeah, and maybe sometime in the new century, your father will learn how to talk to our oven."
Sarah, Carousel of Progress The father burned the Christmas turkey by talking about the grandmother's score in a video game while the voice-controlled oven was in earshot.

"Don't let him eat my hair, Jimmy!"
Carl Wheezer, Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast Cosmo, mishearing something Carl said, turns the latter's hair into bacon, which Ooblar immediately wants to eat.

    TV Tropes (yes, we need our own subsection) 
"The book mentions Toto from The Wizard of Oz as Dorothy's Lover."
Literature.Forty Five Master Characters Support Characters Lover is an archetype in the book, representing Dorothy's secure base rather than, well, a lover.

"Being voiced by a tuba, he has the deepest voice of all the characters."
Characters.Dont Starve In Don't Starve, characters don't actually speak. The things they say appear above their heads, while an instrument "speaks" out loud for them. Wolfgang's instrument that plays when he talks is a tuba. May also apply to Big Band from Skullgirls.

"Placing down any ingredient results in a 'thwack' sound. This can get very absurd if the player has managed to get very good at a given minigame, such as binding Q, W, E and R to the four initial ingredients of lasagna."
VideoGame.Cook Serve Delicious In Cook, Serve, Delicious, foods are made by pressing the keys they're set to. Naturally, lasagna is layered, usually with the same few starting layers, meaning people can just set their keys so that making lasagna is a cinch.

"But the wedding was legitimate enough to bring about the apocalypse. Doesn't that count for anything?"
Headscratchers.Super Paper Mario In Super Paper Mario, by forcing Bowser and Peach into a marriage, the Chaos Heart, which can destroy the world, was created. The Headscratcher in question was questioning the legitimacy of the wedding.

"...You could still have him use the ability, in which he valiantly executes himself for cowardice on the field in order to inspire himself to fight harder."
GoodBadBugs.Real Time Strategy. The bug in question is from Dawn of War II, where a character can execute one of their own unit to make the rest escape suppression. At one point in development, they could still do it even if they were the only person in the unit.

"The Natural One-ders saved the day by being mad arsonists."
Funny.TFS At The Table Part of the TFS campaign involved the PCs landing on an island that a monster that had placed under a druidic curse, which included cursing all its inhabitants. The only way to break the curse and restore the residents to normal was to defeat the monster with fire, its natural weakness. The PCs, however, didn't know this and had simply opted to Kill It with Fire, achieving the Golden Ending by complete accident.

"A giant belief beam blasts the Big Bad into the sun."
WhatAnIdiot.My Brave Pony Starfleet Magic The residents of soon-to-be United Equestria harnessed the power of believing to defeat Titan for the second time. This was all made possible because Titan resorted to Evil Gloating rather than killing the heroes, enabling them to find both of their rulers so they can become an all-powerful god and inspire them to believe.

"Doesn't stop fans from letting their imaginations fly as to why the guy with the bionic arm would take a dump on Pool's lawn."
YMMV.Marvel Vs Capcom 3 Thanks to a Good Bad Bug, Deadpool's winquote for defeating Spencer is to accuse him for defecating on his lawn. The quote is presumably meant for Amaterasu, a wolf.

"...Eiichiro Oda is the pope or something..."
Akira Toriyama Part of a long note examining the statement that "you could call [Toriyama] the God of Shonen manga." The note places Toriyama and two other mangaka (manga writer/artists) into a parallel of the Holy Trinity, and continues the metaphor by making Eiichiro Oda "the pope or something."

"Lots of people vent their frustrations onto things like stuffed toys or plants. Most people, however, don't have to worry about them becoming sentient and acting on those vented feelings because of their magical saliva."
Recap.Steven Universe Future S 1 E 10 Prickly Pair The episode is about Steven venting his problems to a cactus plant that became sentient due to his healing spit, only for said cactus to go on a rampage while repeating what was said.

"...resulting in once-humorous moments like a killer french fry costume defeated with weaponized stripping becoming incredibly tragic."
The Woobie.Steven Universe When a Gem's gem is shattered, their mind and conciousness splits into pieces, and at the time there was no known way to repair a shattered gem, making them stuck this way forever. In an early episode, Steven uses a gem shard to power the french fry mascot of Beach Citywalk Fries so Peedee won't have to do it, but it takes "Make people eat fries" literally and starts force-feeding people with fries. Steven eventually defeats it with his own clothes powered by the shards of the same gem.

"Why recreate Hitler, of all people? Why recreate Hitler twice?"
YMMV.Superman At Earths End The main villains of the comic were twin clones of Hitler, logic be damned.

"Who knew that the killer robot dog would be bilingual?"
Five Nights at Freddy's: Fazbear Frights It's talking about how in the story Fetch, the titular animatronic being able to flawlessly translate a sentence into Spanish.

    Video Games 
"How do I break it to them that their daughter was swallowed by my spaceship?"
Shay, Broken Age His spaceship is disguised as an Eldritch Abomination. He just found a lost child flier with a picture of a girl that stumbled into the "mouth".

"Oh, great. I'm stuck in colonial times, tentacles are taking over the world, and now the toilet's backing up."
Hoagie, Day of the Tentacle A creature known as a "tentacle" which resembles a disembodied tentacle, is going for world domination. A mad scientist put Hoagie in a time machine made from a modified port-a-potty to send him back to yesterday to stop the conquest before it starts, but something went wrong and he ended up in 1792 instead. Then the time machine's toilet started overflowing.

"Jebus, things used to be so simple. Find the monster and smite it. Now I gotta show plumbers how to do their jobs just to get anywhere."
Beethro, Deadly Rooms of Death Beethro is an exterminator who kills monsters in dungeons. A repairwoman just told him that a hydrolic door is stuck closed, and she can't fix it until she knows exactly where the break in the pipes is.

"Mmm... Your love is delicious... Hee hee!"
Nah, Fire Emblem Awakening. She traveled from an apocalyptic future to the present, incredibly malnourished. The Avatar cooks real food for her. As the relationship develops, he eventually says it is made with his love for her.

Inigo, Fire Emblem Awakening. He's talking to Gerome, who was supposed to be serving as his wingman for picking up women. The girls instead all flocked to Gerome, and he, annoyed, describes himself as being "manhandled", leading to Inigo's response.

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hari-kari rock. I need scissors. 61!"
Colonel Campbell, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty The Colonel turns out to be a malfunctioning artificial intelligence.

"So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."
GLaDOS, Portal 2. Thanks to further Unwilling Roboticisation, GLaDOS now consists of an eye, a circuit board, and a potato battery.

"I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days."
Soldier, Expiration Date The Engineer was putting bread in the teleporters he invented to show that they gave deadly tumors. During this he told the Soldier, who's a huge ditz, that he could teleport as much bread as he wanted, thinking tumors in bread were harmless. Later the Engineer discovered that only bread gets tumors from teleportation, which would cause it to mutate into vicious bread critters. Unfortunately the Soldier had been teleporting his loaf of bread for three days, thus it had mutated into an enormous monster.

"Fixed a bug where players could be teleported to hell and not have visible bumper car."
— November 7, 2014 update to Team Fortress 2 The map Helltower teleports everyone to a sublevel called "Hell" where the two teams face off with no respawning. Another map, Carnival of Carnage, has minigames where everyone fights in bumper cars. Modders started combining the two maps, resulting in glitches where not every player would have a bumper car when transported in Helltower.

"Am I really being betrayed by evil jewelry?!"
Cia, Hyrule Warriors Cia's lieutenant of her army, Wizzro, an amalgamation of evil spirits bound to a cursed ring, has just voiced his intentions to take charge. This is Cia's response.

"Yay, Cancer!"
— Whenever you pick up the Cancer trinket in The Binding of Issac: Rebirth. The Cancer trinket in this game (and the original), named for the Zodiac sign, increases your Tears by 2, vastly increasing your fire rate. The quote itself is an Ascended Meme due to the trinket's usefulness in the game.

"Is that what makes [Riki] so bouncy? Maybe I need to eat more orbs..."
Shulk, Xenoblade Chronicles The full gain path in the Heart-to-Heart, 'At the Pollen Works' (If Shulk comments of Riki's resourcefulness) involves Riki revealing about the edibility of pollen orbs, or at least, the yellow and blue orbs are edible. The red ones are implied to hurt Riki's stomach.

"My liege, I write to you with shocking news! Roger a Muirebe tried to have me assassinated to make sure I wouldn't discover his plot to Kill Roger a Muirebe. — Your humble Spymaster, Roger a Muirebe"
— A somewhat memetic line from a game of Crusader Kings 2. Three different characters with the same name, due to Good Bad Bugs.

"You never gained LOVE, but you gained love."
Sans, Undertale LOVE is an acronym for Level of Violence, gained only from killing monsters. This line of dialogue is achieved when the player has no EXP, which is possible in Undertale through being kind and sparing monsters, hence why he says the player gains love.

"We can't save the world from a CD player, so just put us back... so we can do our job!"
Vyse, Skies of Arcadia Because of how Dreamcast games were formatted, CD players would read the data as though it were audio—this could damage the speakers. Most games came with a stock warning that played whenever someone made this mistake; this clip substitutes it.

"The goat belongs to Uncle Sam now, asshole!"
Cop, Pay Day 2 The Payday gang have been sent to retrieve a herd of goats being used for smuggling cocaine. (Please don't ask how…) Unfortunately, the truck carrying the goats has crashed and the goats are running loose all over downtown, forcing the Payday gang to hunt them down, while law enforcers attempt to retrieve them. This is one of the lines the cops can yell out as the heist progresses.

"Shoot Commander Temple on sight! I repeat, shoot me on sight!"
Commander Cyrus Temple, Saints Row: The Third To rescue one of their allies, The Protagonist has undergone plastic surgery to look like Cyrus Temple, and arrives on STAG's main base to free her. Unfortunately, the ruse was quickly unraveled, and the real Cyrus Temple is ordering STAG forces to kill the Saints leader.

"Run, you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"
Manny Calavera, Grim Fandango Manny is trying to scare off some skeletal pigeons with a balloon animal in the shape of Robert Frost's head in order to steal their eggs.

"Kairi... Kairi's inside me?"
Sora, Kingdom Hearts Sora's heart had been keeping Kairi's safe since his journey began, as Ansem!Riku is eager to point out.

"Who else will I have ice cream with?"
Roxas, Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days Roxas, Axel, and Xion would spend their time together eating ice cream after their missions. Xion had just forced Roxas into a situation where he had to kill her, in order to save him from ceasing to exist. Because Roxas' idea of friendship was so tied to their times spent together, he blurted this out in desperation as she disappeared in his arms.

"It's Riku. They put bugs in him!"
Data-Sora, Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded Maleficent and Pete had just infected Data-Riku, the manifestation of Jiminy Cricket's journal's memories, with the Bug Blox, leading to a fight with him.

Revilo: A wise dragon once told me, "aim high in life, but watch out for flying boxes."
Spyro: Huh...?
Spyro the Dragon (1998) Revilo was referring to Jacques, who does indeed attack by throwing boxes at Spyro and has to be chased up a series of platforms.

"I'm sure they'll be tuckered out after all that camping and smashing and whatnot."
Tom Nook, Nintendo Direct 9.13.2018 After Isabelle was revealed for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Tom Nook mentions that he should make sure everyone has a nice place to come home to after untold hours of Smash Bros. and Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp. It's revealed at the end of the trailer that a new Animal Crossing game is coming to the Nintendo Switch in 2019.

"This grass feels funny. It feels like... pants."
Kirby, Kirby's Epic Yarn Yin-Yarn, the Big Bad of the game, had just sucked Kirby into Patch Land, a world made entirely of arts and crafts.

"Kirby, forgive me! I blame the yarn!"
Meta Knight, Kirby's Epic Yarn Meta Knight and King Dedede were captured and possessed by Yin-Yarn's magic yarn. Kirby and Prince Fluff promptly beat the yarn out of them.

"I don't wanna do that! Owin' cash to a weird-ass casino inside someone's head is way too scary!"
Ryuji Sakamoto, Persona 5 Ryuji and the other Phantom Thieves are exploring Sae Niijima's Palace, a Mental World that reflects her distorted view of the real one- in her case, that the courthouse is like a casino where she competes as a prosecutor. Ryuji has heard about the coins that he and the others need to proceed through the casino Palace, and has been given an opportunity to borrow some.

"Mona was the only one who was talkin' about a pancake."
Ryuji Sakamoto, Persona 5 Upon the first meeting between Goro Akechi and the Phantom Thieves, he made a remark about "delicious pancakes", which only Morgana (codename: Mona) had mentioned in their conversation. Morgana can't be heard by most people unless they've heard him speak in the Metaverse; otherwise, he looks and sounds like an ordinary cat in the real world. When Akechi joined the Phantom Thieves, it was easy for them to peg him as a traitor and the culprit behind the mental shutdown cases, enabling them to pull off the gambit involving Joker's arrest.

"We are all pawns of something even greater: memes, the DNA of the soul."
Monsoon Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. He's talking about negative emotions and other causes of war, which people pass on from one to another like a disease.

"Why are you here? Did you come to force this woman to put on clothes, too?"
Vatista to Hyde, Under Night In-Birth Being a Robot Girl and a Fish out of Temporal Water, Vatista didn't realise she'd need clothing to pass inconspicuously until Hyde insisted that she did. Do to her extremely-logical mindset, Vatista then wonders if this is something Hyde does frequently.

"I don't want barnacles, Yooka."
Laylee, Yooka-Laylee Dr Puzz, who fulfills the role of Mumbo Jumbo in this game, explains her device to the duo. Laylee, seeing how Puzz is a hybrid of a human and an octopus, presumably from an experiment gone wrong, is skeptical of the idea and says this

"I don't care if [Fatalis] can fart and destroy the universe-I'm gonna save kitty!"
Vanessa, Dragalia Lost (Monster Hunter Collab) A Felyne gets sucked into a tear in spacetime Fatalis is dwelling in. When told some details about Fatalis, such as how its flames could burn away the world within days, Vanessa says this and goes in after the Felyne anyway.

"I lost the sexy bug battle!?"
Goro Majima, Yakuza Kiwami One of the minigames, a Game Within A Game called MesuKing: Battle Bug Beauties, is allegedly a kid-friendly digital Mons card game about heroic insect fairies fighting evil bugs to save a forest. Allegedly. Most who encounter the game, however, see it for what it is: a Fanservice game thinly veiled beneath an Excuse Plot (unsurprising, as the minigame draws its mechanics from the previous game's catfights). Kiryu, being Kiryu, gets quite into the game, and naturally, Majima isn't far behind. He challenges Kiryu to a round, and once Kiryu beats him, he laments his loss with the above line.

"I'm gonna see how far I can dropkick a human brain."
Zane Flynt, Borderlands 3 While on Promethea, the Vault Hunters are asked by Rhys to take down a Maliwan AI called Gigamind, who is revealed to be not stored in a computer, but rather an actual brain. If you're playing as Zane, this is his response to Rhys trying to back out of helping the Vault Hunters.

    Visual Novels 
"Baseballs have stitches! Are you saying that all baseballs are suspicious!?"
Phoenix Wright, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Justice for All A bellboy has just been labeled as suspicious just because he had stitches on his face. Phoenix is desperately trying to stall for time so the police can find his assistant's kidnapper in time.

"Now then, let us adjourn until the manju arrive by carrier hawk."
The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Spirit of Justice Due to the fact that one of the witnesses has a Split Personality, it's been proposed that he may have another personality that only manifests when he's unconscious. Because the witness stated that he Can't Hold His Liquor, Simon Blackquill has just sent his pet hawk, Taka, to purchase a pack of dumplings with alcohol as a main ingredient.

"While I sympathize with you, witness, you will refrain from firing gatling guns in this courtroom."
The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Spirit of Justice The current witness is the murder victim's young child, who hasn't left her room in months due to PTSD. She is giving testimony via a remote-controlled helicopter drone which she has customized with a camera, speaker system, and - due to her fascination with warfare and military - a miniature gatling gun.

"People die if they are killed."
Emiya Shirou, Fate/stay night Up until that point in the Fate route, Shirou had survived at least half a dozen near death experiences (including being disemboweled, stabbed through the heart, and cut clean through from shoulder to hip) through a magical Healing Factor. However, Shirou then gives up that power. Thus, Shirou is just restating he's fine giving the power up, as he's already more than grateful for surviving more near death experiences than a person would normally ever expect to.

"Wow. A cardiovascular disease was raging in (insert name here) this entire time, and I never even knew it!"
Damien LaVey, Monster Prom If you're playing multiplayer mode, an event can happen where Damien asks one player what another player's "inner murder weapon" would be. If they want to help the other player take Damien to prom, the first player must answer with "major cardiovascular diseases".

"I shall put you in charge of curation. Porn away, comrade!"
Miranda Vanderbilt, Monster Prom Phase one of her "Make Liam Popular Again" plan involves giving his Instagram account a total makeover. One idea you can suggest is to fill it with porn and bomb recipes; Miranda, who has no idea what porn is, responds positively to it and says the above line.

"You're not sure you'll ever get the image of a thousand Nietzsches swarming all over a gazelle carcass out of your head, but hey, that's what alcohol is for! For helping Cal fake his own death, you gain +2 CREATIVITY and +1 BOLDNESS."
Monster Prom Part of a route where Calculester creates his own virtual society. In one event, he expresses discomfort that the residents of this society worship him like a god, and so he enlists the player's help to stop it. One solution is to create a thousand ravenous versions of Friedrich Nietzsche and unleash them on the virtual world so they can "kill" Cal; if you pass the stat check for it, it leads to the above line.

"I'm guessing that the toilet paper was used to strangle her."
Shuichi Saihara, Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony He's discussing a murder that took place in a virtual reality simulation, in which everyone is equally strong, so the culprit had to use a tool to kill the victim. While the idea of using toilet paper to strangle the victim seems just as ridiculous in context, all objects are unbreakable, so it turns out to be a viable method of murder.

"Kicking a kitten... A grown man punting a kitten who was looking the other way... It was the bravest thing I've ever seen."
Torg, Sluggy Freelance at the end of the KITTEN story arc The kittens in question are the offspring of Satan... and no, that doesn't make sense either, but imagine if the Killer Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail was a cat and was obsessed with mittens, milk, and hunting people, and you'd get these kittens. At the end of the arc, Max kicks one of those kittens, resulting in him being killed in retaliation and enabling the remaining survivors to escape. So kicking them? Actually pretty brave.

"A kitten with wings. Scariest thing I've ever seen in my life."
Torg, Sluggy Freelance, at the end of the KITTEN II story arc. Said kittens gain wings in this arc, enabling them to fly and making them that much more dangerous. Of course, Gwynn assumes that Torg's talking about her shirt, which has a kitten with butterfly wings on it.

"Are you going to eat the rest of your clothes?"
Aylee, Sluggy Freelance Aylee is an alien, who transforms occasionally to better adapt to the environment. In the one she had adapted to then, she was an Extreme Omnivore who ate whatever she could get her limbs on... including clothes.

"Alright, we need to know where this store house is, because there is a guy there who is eating the burgers to produce fuel for his organic jetpack."

"Okay, bacon. BACON, DAMMIT!!!"
Grim-Eyes, Digger The character is using a code word to try to sync her actions with another one to rescue a third character. When "now!" just confused her companion, she switched to "bacon".

Kaitlyn: Every holiday is pumpkins?
Ursula: Is that wrong?
Kaitlyn: I think it's very right!
Copper Road (spinoff of Precocious) Ursula has made a series of plush toys of antropomorphic pumpkins, one for each holiday on the calendar.

"Jesus is Magic? No, WHALES are Magic. They saved the Titanic with a giant pink octopus and horny mice!"
Wolf, Here Wolf A reference to the animated film The Legend of the Titanic.

Jamie: How are we going to get out of here?
Adam: Mars, or 1947?
Jamie: Both!

"I am going to sneak up on my sister and eat her dog brain."
Lobster Man, Axe Cop

"Oh no! I'm the backpack!"
Lydia Fama Lydia was giggling while holding her girlfriend Meg from behind as they slept. Meg then awoke to say she had a dream where she was wearing a laughing backpack.

Scott: And my escape will be a piece of cake, 'cause nobody's gonna get in the way of a giant mass of angry dogs walking down the street.
Rick: Especially if it's carrying a urinal.

"I just can't wait for the Better Homes and Gardens list of helpful tips for household reuse of sixteen-inch acrylonitrite-butadiene-styrene phalluses."
Alt Text from an xkcd strip. The comic talks about the public release of 3D printers, leading to spam e-mails containing actual enlarged "members".

"Crap! How did the pole vaulters get up to our balcony?"
xkcd, found here. Cueball had written a paper discussing the variation in gravity between cities due to centrifugal (yes, centrifugal) force and the shape of the planet, and the way it affected the records of pole vaulting. Unfortunately, this pissed off a lot of pole vaulters, who laid siege to Cueball and Megan's house, leading to the above line.

"After all, there's nothing better than a giant Zack Ryder and Nick Carraway from The Great Gatsby reincarnated as a sheep."
NES Boy, this Square Root of Minus Garfield strip The strip was combining three earlier comics into one, all editing a strip where Jon leaps over Garfield exclaiming "Woo woo woo!". One replaced Garfield with a sheep and made Jon a giant, another replaced Garfield's dialogue with lines from Nick, and the last replaced Jon with Zack.

"I realized that while this situation makes sense if you've been following along, for someone just coming in, it's complete nonsense.
George and Chadling have apparently merged, Mynd is there and missing his arms and legs, Proto Man is stuck in a block of cheese, Nate is spread all over everything in a fine mist, and they're all standing on a pile of ninjas.
You can see why Dr. Light is a little confused."

"I was just temporarily lesbian because I was possessed by a zombie!"'
Dr. Lee, Skin Horse, Railway Children arc

Karkat Vantas, Homestuck He was supposed to breed a frog with a specific genetic code, which would aid in the creation of a new universe. He made a mistake in doing so, resulting in a frog with a massive tumor and a flawed universe.

"Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty."
Homestuck The Ditz is on a rampage, wielding a cane fashioned from a bull penis and carrying some C4 under his hat.

Commander Badass: Look, I'm sorry we uh, accidentally disintegrated Gackt with fish lasers before y'got a chance t'talk t'him, I'm man enough t'admit when I act irrationally an' fuck up.
Jung Ji-Hoon: It's okay, give it a month and he'll Advent Children or Dissidia himself back into the spotlight.
Manly Guys Doing Manly Things Gackt, here a walking JRPG parody, has been vaporized by a Hyper Beam fired by a pet Gyarados. Jung Ji-Hoon wanted to ask him to stop making fighting robots in his image.

"If I smash the little hover-projector does the koala-god feel pain?"
Elf, Schlock Mercenary She's referring to a flying machine that contains a hologram emitter, which is being used by Petey, a nearly god-like artificial intelligence whose avatar is that of the species that created him, the Ob'enn, which do resemble koalas.

"Check his flower pot. Check his flower pot for gay porn. We desperately need those new dresses."
Tycho, Penny Arcade The comic explains it best: "In Shadow Hearts: Covenant, you collect gay pornography which you can trade to a homosexual tailor. In exchange (sic), he will produce fabulous, tiny dresses for your living doll."

Nicole: Damn it, Sam, I don't want you to die on a flying building full of ninjas!
Sam: I don't want you to die on a flying building full of ninjas, either!
[they make out]

"Joshua... I need to tell you something... but I'm having trouble turning you into a sloth, so it needs to be in the dark."

"I am a. Servant of humanity. Wielder. Of the rubber ball. You shall not pass!"
Blunt, Freefall Blunt is talking to a wolf. He thinks the ball will distract her from acting against what he sees as humanity's best interests.

"Hey Klaus! We're going to Mars on a rowboat! Beat that!"
Barry Heterodyne, Girl Genius Bill and Barry's Mad Scientist father accidentally opened a portal to Mars in his lab, from which a robotic dragon emerged to conquer humanity (that bit doesn't really make much more sense in context, to be honest). Having destroyed the dragon with an 'ocean in a bottle' magic item, they are now using the rowboat to access the portal at the bottom of the whirlpool now filing the lab, so they can go to Mars and wipe out the dragons at their source.

"We're at the mall! And I'm still a marshmallow!"
Ashley, El Goonish Shive Ashley is wearing an extremely poofy coat (because it's very cold outside) as she goes on a date at the mall with her new boyfriend Elliot. She wanted to take it off to show off her cute outfit to Elliot, but was unable to find an excuse to do so before they got there.

"Now get on your flying boat and stop a crazy dwarf vampire from committing election fraud!"
Wrecan, The Order of the Stick The gods are taking a vote, and the tiebreaker is a god who insists on following the vote of a council of mortal dwarves. The dwarf vampire serves another of the gods, and wishes to turn the council into his vampire thralls and command them to vote in his deity's favor.

"That guy looks like he might be a lobbyist, let's get his pants."
Millie, Ozy and Millie During a trip to Washington, D.C., Ozy loses all his fur when airport security gives him a random extra-thorough inspection. Since he doesn't normally wear pants, Millie tries to trick various lobbyists into giving him theirs.

"Nobody microwave me!"
Tiffany, Precocious A Noodle Incident forced her to abandon her clothes and she had to be wrapped in aluminum foil to preserve her dignity.

"A speaker? Ow. You don't want to hear that with four sets of ears at the same time."
Anders as Dawn, Chiasmata (also see the accompanying image) Anders has the power to control anyone he looks at, and speak through them. However, he's unable to turn it off, so it happens all the time. It just occured he entered the room when all the other Archaea were there, triggering both them all being controlled by Anders and the puzzles that are needed for the entry to the Location. David's puzzle apparently involves a speaker, and hearing it with all the senses of the other Archaea isn't exactly relaxing.

Black: We are the protagonists.
Joy: And we fight for love and justice.
Black: I'm Black.
Joy: And I'm Joy.
Black: And on behalf of my balls,
Both: We shall punish you!
Black Adventures

"I'm fucking tripping balls! Ask Oak!"
Ash Ketchum, VG Cats, "Make it Double" This version of Ash has been catching more Pokémon than the canon one, more than he even knows what to do with, and calls Team Rocket out on following him for 10 years all for one Pikachu, which he unhesitatingly gives them (he's got 8 more, and this Pikachu isn't even shiny). As Oak put it: bitch be tripping balls.

"I wonder if a loan agreement between a hunchback wolf and the father of a saber-toothed squirrel family would be legally binding."
David Williams, Sandra and Woo David was conducting a loan agreement with one Mr. Miller when his wife and daughter interrupted with their game of pretend. Mr. Miller responded by joining in on the game, leading to David saying the above line.

Elvis, Breaking Cat News After the cats knock the Woman's phone into the sink, she puts it in rice to dry it. Elvis thinks it's dark magic "resurrecting" the phone, leading to the quote.

    Web Original 
"We aren't cooking centaurs though, we're talking about biology."
Insufficient Dakka,

"If you don't pee, I'm gonna die, Julian! Your pee could save my life."
Toby,, Urine This Together Julian's using the bathroom with the door open. Toby can't walk past the bathroom door under those circumstances until Julian's done, but Julian can't pee with Toby lingering outside, leaving them both at a deadlock. Also, Toby is being held at gunpoint by an intruder.

"(oh yeah
in case it wasn’t clear
the prince in the bull was the baby from the box who got killed
and then turned into a fruit tree
and then got eaten by a cow and then born as a bull
I don’t know why that wouldn’t be clear though)"
Myths Retold, "The Speckled Bull is Like The Speckled Band Except Not At All"

Rage Rider to EZ Rider Rage Rider is an Imagin, a monster who possesses people, and sticks to EZ Rider. His shock and rage comes when he notices the smell of another Imagin who had just recently possessed him.

"I nearly collapsed in a vagina!"

"Couldn't you just... talk to your boob?"
Sawyer7mage, on Naruto chapter 577

Roxy, Let's Play Pokémon Crystal Chapter 33 An opponent's Pokémon used Mind Reader on her Grass-type.

"Ash's schlong is officially sanctioned by Nintendo."
scans_daily blog post on LiveJournal The writer is clarifying that a page of the Pocket Monsters manga that shows's Red's/Ash's genitalia is not photoshopped or a doujinshi, but was actually in an officially licensed manga.

"Anyway, they see a DOG peeing on Nebbercracker’s lawn be… EATEN by the house…"
Duckyworth on Monster House. The premise of the film is about a haunted house that literally comes to life, and devours its victims. The dog was one of the victims of the house.

[Sally snaps and tries to grab Talula in anger. Talula just sits back and Sally's grabbed by someone. She turns around to see that she's being held by two ninjas]
Talula: You don't think that I have bodyguards? I was thinking kids in suits of armor, but I decided to go with ninjas.
Growing Around, Best Enemies Growing Around is set in an universe where kids have the role of adults and vice versa. Within this, things like the currency being also being a TCG, and kids teaching adults in school are all possible within the world. The ninjas are simply part of the world running on Rule of Cool.

"There you have it, folks! ACTUAL WEEPING COCK FTW!"
trailertralk sporking the fic Safety in Submission The fic used the phrase "weeping cock", which coincidentally is the name of a community dedicated to mocking bad porn (and where its spork would later be posted).

"I drown in a sea of wolf cum...?"
Furry Force 3

"Russian Roulette with a plastic anus."
Random Hoo Haas' General Writings page. Ragey is describing a game called "Doggie Doo", and no, we're not kidding. So the object of the game is to scoop 3 pieces of dog crap, which you get by squeezing a pump, the number of times you do so determined by the number on a die that you roll. He compares this to Russian Roulette, saying that "In essence, it's a bizarre, poop-orientated version of Russian Roulette, except instead of trying to avoid getting a bullet in a skull, you're aiming to collect as many as possible. The first player with three entry wounds is the victor!" Really, that's the best way to describe the game.

"Meter Maid starts race war."
Zootopia in a nutshell. Said Meter Maid accidentally caused a stigma against predators with a combination of choice words and footage of predators going feral, making it look like it's an inevitability rather than anything else.

"The seasons are titninjas."
Leila Hann, Let's Watch RWBY Blind, Fall The seasons are actually women who become the Maidens of the four seasons, while the title of 'titninja' is a Fan Nickname by Leila after noticing that the male characters in RWBY tend to have a female foil, indicating that the Maidens are the foils to the old man.

Leila Hann: So, how about those rape goblins?
Axslashel: So last year. Have you not heard? Incel protagonists and buying slave racoon girls is all the rage right now.
Sufficient It's a thread talking about Goblin Slayer. Leila tried to steer back to topic after the thread had been reopened from a month-long closure, only for Axslashel to point out that its controversial goblins are old news and refers to The Rising of the Shield Hero's own controversy surrounding the main character and heroine.

"I’m not gonna go toe-to-toe with a crab while you’re armed with a terrible Scottish accent, and Travis doesn’t even have his shield! I’m out! ...did I say Travis? I meant Leeman Kessler."
Taako/Justin, The Adventure Zone: Balance, "Murder on the Rockport Limited" The group just got attacked by a giant crab monster, with Taako immediately bailing from the fight. Before boarding, each member of the group was forced to give up their weapons, leaving Merle - who had been impersonating a man called Leeman Kessler using a horrible Scottish accent - and Magnus - who's played by Travis - defenseless. Taako was wrong on what exactly his teammate's name was, and who was impersonating who.

    Web Video 
"Must. Lick. Rod!"
Yami Bakura, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, "Fun In Yugi's Mind"

"This is just a giant pair of nostrils... so that means I'm about to enter the moustache... it's good to go in heavily armed."
Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind He's crawling inside reddish, organic-looking tunnels and found two square exits close by, leading to the same place outside, which lead Gordon to think he's exiting something through the nose, and since everything he has found has tried to kill him, being heavily armed before leaving is just a good precaution.

"Who poured all this nacho cheese on this galactic void?"
Failboat, Stranger Dimension 「Kirby Star Allies 💗 Bonus Ep7」 When playing the post-game content of Kirby Star Allies, he went into a dimension that looked like it had been slathered in nacho cheese.

"I didn't know you could grow Viagra trees."

"Boner. Boner boner. Boner boning a boner. Boner boner. Erect penis."
Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall He thought the reason his fans wanted him to review an old Batman comic was so they could hear him say "boner".

"Oh man! My screwdriver is incompatible with my headache pills! Clearly, God programmed them so they would not be able to breed together and have Phillips head gel caps!"

"Yeah! I'm shooting ducks with a piano!"
The Angry Video Game Nerd This quote is from a special on NES accessories, one of which is a piano keyboard. The game the AVGN is playing, a digital piano teacher, contains a minigame where you have to play notes to shoot ducks as they swim across a music staff.

I don't wanna go through the floor! But then again, what do you expect if you turn into a fairy when you're high?
The Angry Video Game Nerd He found a glitch in Zelda II: The Adventure of Link where turning into a fairy on top of a house large enough to go to the top of the screen causes you to warp to different parts of the game, but in impractical areas like in the ocean near Eastern Hyrule. One particular instance caused him to become stuck in the floor of one of the game's temples.

"I did it! I beat two Satans in my underwear!"
The Angry Video Game Nerd He's playing Ghosts 'n Goblins, where your weakened state is a guy in his underwear and the sub-bosses are two devils.

"To get a cloud to move, I had to get a skeleton to shoot a fireball at a beehive."
The Angry Video Game Nerd One of the puzzles in LJN's Beetlejuice game involves destroying a beehive in order to trigger a cloud to move you to the next area of the map, which can only be done with the skeleton upgrade. He actually states that this sort of thing would only ever make sense in the context of the game.

Frickin' Plato is up here, hocking loogies down at me while I'm trying to balance atop pillars on a fucking skateboard! Ladies and gentlemen, this is art.

Well, that's just brilliant. Now, I'm going to have to arrange for a giant space dick to appear! SPACE WIFE! Fetch the silver paint and a time belt!
Alien elder, Branches: Aliens

Well, I guess you can't argue there. It really is the most efficient way possible. Sending giant elephant turds with chainsaw teeth to eat up every half second of time. Boy, God must've been really fucking baked when he came up with that idea.
The Nostalgia Critic in his review of The Langoliers. He's pointing out how absurd the film's payoff is, where the titular creatures- badly CG-ed brownish blobs with chainsaw teeth- clean up the past by eating it.

The last time Disney tried to talk about religion, we got a perverted old man jerking off to a sexy fireplace.
The Nostalgia Critic in his review of Bridge to Terabithia. Said perverted old man was Frollo and he had a huge dramatic Villain Song where the fireplace played a major role, its flames taking the form of a gypsy he lusts over.

"Fuck you, Mr. Belvedere! DIET COKE!"
Batman, one of The Nostalgia Critic's commercial specials The commercial in question was a Diet Coke commercial promoting Batman Returns in which Batman desperately tries to get the advertised beverage. When Alfred asks him if he's taking things too far, this is his response.

Being the overweight, rambunctious, white man that I am, it's my job to go Ted Kennedy on this beer.
Barack Obama, The Nostalgia Critic, review of Pixels The Critic, thinking Kevin James typecasted as the president was too far of a logic stretch, replaces him with Obama to drive home how ridiculous a president like that would be.

What if he fights someone bigger than him? More... swole than him? Has better dance moves than him?! (Corpses)
Captainsauce "I Released the Demon- Totally Accurate Battle Simulator" He was testing the limits of the titular demon against a Zerg Rush of Ice Giants, but his powers caused them to spazz out.

I do not want to listen to Hitler duck!
The Nostalgia Critic in his review of The Smurfs 2 The main character's stepdad got turned into a talking duck with a black stripe on his beak resembling a toothbrush mustache.

"Perhaps I, Dio, should take off his pants..."
Dio Brando, Jo Jos Bizarre Adventure Abridged He's trying to see if Jotaro's really dead. "After all, they say after you die, you do shit yourself."

This has never happened before. I'm finally in a three-way.
Wil Wheaton, Tabletop As in a three-way tie.

That was nothing like the back of the box. Where's my space lobster?
Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, "Drive-Thru" Strong Bad was hoping a model rocket would shoot all the way to Europa (one of Jupiter's moons) and bring back a "Europa-pean lobster." It shot up less than a foot into the air.

What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this, anyways?
Old Timey Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Sickly Sam's Big Outing Old-Timey Strong Bad had been swallowed by Sickly Sam and was complaining that the only game in his stomach was Parcheezi.

"What am I doing wrong!? Why is there blood everywhere?! Why am I enjoying this so much!?"
Rachel from React She's playing Sonic.exe, Knuckles' portion, and she has no idea that the blood that appears when she goes halfway through the level was scripted.

Yes, that's right. I'm a gay robot.
Church, Red vs. Blue Church is sarcastically agreeing with Caboose's statement, since Caboose refuses to believe that Church has died and is now a ghost possessing a robot and that the seemingly-male mercenary Tex is actually Church's ex-girlfriend.

Criminal sends off to SEGA: "You owe me Thailand!"
The opening to Yu-Gi-Oh! The OTHER Abridged Movie It's a mondegreen by the opening subtitles transliterating the song, 'Kawaita Sakebi' (A Yell of Thirst) by Field of View. (If you're wondering, the correct lyrics are 'I want to invite you to see this world with me.')

"Your son is dead and you're never going to see him again! WOO REDDIT!"
r/atheism, Kawaii Piranha, Some r/atheism members are mocking a funeral.

"Every game not in the youtube database is now league of legends"
Omgarrett on Twitter Apparently, YouTube will default a video game video to League of Legends if the game in the video is not on the list.

Scorpion: Aren't you dead?
Jax: Well I was, then Sonya crushed Quan Chi's balls so I got better.
Scorpion: ...
Spoony's take on Mortal Kombat X. Sonya managed to sever Quan Chi's connection with some of his zombie slaves by beating him up really hard, Jax being one of them.

Enjoy space, mutant space hamster!
— Harley Morenstein, Epic Meal Time, "Pork Cheetos". Harley claims that, given enough time, the energy drink smoothie shown earlier in the episode will ferment into the ooze that created the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; he then says he'll feed the ooze to his pet hamster, and, in its enhanced state, ride on its wheel before reaching speeds that send itself and the wheel flying into space.

There you go, Daniel. I shaved it, so now you can find me more sexually attractive.
Pickleboy, of The Angry Grandpa, in HATE MAIL #2 He's responding to a fan message which only reads "Cut your fucking unibrow, it looks so nasty.", and has just shaved it as per his request.

Wait, Anderson, I've got more! Bench match performer pony gremlin chocolate cinnamon...
Bernie Sanders, Bad Lip Reading Bernie Sanders was asked to list 10 nouns in 13 seconds. He only made it to 8, but refused to accept that he had lost and continued to say random nouns after the challenge was over

Look, you know the rules— if you wanna go to space, you either ride a motorcycle up some stairs or eat a bookbag full of butter.
Stick figure, What If?, Stairs. Randall has just finished calculating that climbing a staircase the same height as a space elevator could be done in a day by riding a motorcycle up the stairs or little over a week on foot; the latter option would require bringing several sticks of butter for caloric intake.

If you put Viagra in your butt it works, doesn't it!?
Lawrence Sonntag, Funhaus - Open Haus #25 Lawrence asked what they'd break over the stern of a cruise ship on its maiden voyage, and Adam said "Viagra". Joel then told him that the stern was the rear of the ship, prompting that response.

Baking a Cake for 4.5 Years is Perfectly Acceptable
— The title of this video about Paper Mario 64 by Stryder7x At one point in Paper Mario 64, you have to bake a cake for Gourmet Guy, which has to be cooked for about 30 seconds. The topic of the video is about how if you wait roughly 4.5 years, the counter measuring the time since you put the cake in the oven overflows, and if you wait another 30 or so seconds, you can remove the cake and it the game will act like the cake was baked for the proper amount of time.

Kitten, If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device, 4th Special. He and Tzeentch are playing Yu-Gi-Oh! to decide the fate of Magnus' soul, and Kitten is unveiling a winning strategy that uses multiple Killer Rabbits whose Attack's been boosted to hell

Why don't you try sticking it in me again? I might like it this time.note 
Seras Victoria, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 8. A Lampshaded Double Entendre meant to troll Iscariot, it's also a Call-Back to Episode 1 where Anderson's introduction to Seras and Alucard was to impale the former with several bayonets. Seras, a full-fledged-vampire as of the end of Episode 7, is daring Anderson to try that again.

How peculiar; we found our werewolf in an attic. You find lots of things in attics, hmhmhm. [...] I meant antiques! Ze Juden was our Fuhrer's obsession, not mine!
The Major, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Final Episode. He claimed to have found the Captain in an attic of some building in response to Integra asking about it, and telling that she found Dracula (read: Alucard) in a basement. Seras was offended because the Nazis tended to gas undesirables in higher floors of their concentration camps, something the Major never really cared for.

And slowly, the Titanic sunk beneath the waves, but it actually turned out to be a plan by the evil banana to send monkeys into the middle of the desert to starve to death.
The Mysterious Mr. Enter, reviewing "Going Bananas" The Big Bad, an evil, talking banana, hosted a game show to get the titular Rocket Monkeys stranded in the desert. Mr. Enter found this so ridiculous that he decided to end every story with this revelation.

Darth Vader turned to Luke Skywalker, and then a cactus stole his jet pack, leaving him stranded in the desert with two monkeys! Honestly, that would probably be better than the prequels.
Mr. Enter, same review After the banana goes to make sure the monkeys actually starve, a cactus gets angry at him and steals his jet pack, leaving him at the mercy of the monkeys he had stranded. Mr. Enter found this to be better than the last one.

A man wearing an ominous cape exits the second floor of Jimmy's house with a bed sheet rope, and the question you decide to ask is "Why do you have a cooler?"
Mr. Enter, reviewing Re-Animated Jimmy was given the brain of a Mr. Alt Disney, and can now talk to that person's characters. The Big Bad, Sonny, is the expy's Obviously Evil son who wants to steal his brain. The cooler is meant to contain it. The line in question comes from Jimmy's love-interest Robin, who catches him sneaking off to perform his evil deed.

I have spent two hours in a maze with snail elephants LOOKING FOR A PENCIL!
Spyro the Dragon, "Spyro's Bad Day" In Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!, there's an Orb in Mystic Marsh (an area that does, indeed, have snail elephants) that requires going on a long, Guide Dang It!-laden fetch quest to retrieve the Professor's pencil.

Cody, this doesn't look good! He's styling all over his balls!
Monkey D. Luffy, None Piece During Zoro's recruitment arc, there's a scene where a little girl attempts to give him some rice balls, but Hemleppo eats them instead and crushes them for having sugar instead of salt. None Piece changes this to him randomly dancing on the rice balls to Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" for Rule of Funny. Either way, Luffy and Coby (whom Luffy keeps calling Cody) are horrified.

Luffy: You saved me yet again, baby seal!
Zoro: But you still have all your hair...
None Piece When Captain Morgan has his men fire at Luffy, his phone deflected the bullet while he was watching a video of a baby seal. Zoro, due to Luffy's Sean Connery voice, mishears "saved" as "shaved".

And so our heroes fought the squall with an iron might and a ship covered in horse penises!
Narrator, None Piece Luffy had shown the design of their new flag, which was a horse doing Zumba while having an erection. When the rest of the Straw Hats disapproved, Luffy huffed paint thinner offscreen and drew horse boners all over the Going Merry. And then a storm hit them.

Joel of Vinesauce Joel made a Skeletor avatar in Tekken 7 with a pizza on his back. He attempts to finish off a custom He-Man after the latter misses, but the pizza flips past him instead of landing a hit, causing Skeletor to lose.

Boy, I bet the New York Times is happy that they're being advertised along Spider-Man and Minions in a banana.
Vinny of Vinesauce While mucking through the quagmire of bad games on the Play Store, he encounters a racing game that has bootleg Spiderman and Minions driving a race car, and then sees an advertisement for the New York Times.

Prepare to die, Scrooge McDuck!
Vegeta, Ducktalez Julia Roberts has sent Vegeta to take a Scrooge's lucky dime as part of her evil plot.

Jocelyn, get the kiddie pool and the keg! I'm Going to Disney World!
Boomstick, Death Battle: Aquaman VS Namor After Wiz mentioned that the Trident of Poseidon can teleport, Boomstick attempted to use the trident himself, only for Wiz to point out that it only works in water. Boomstick then asked if beer worked, to which Wiz responded with a "maybe?"

After seeing Kirby's popularity and success, the King made up his mind: he would surpass the marshmallow.
Wiz, Death Battle: Wario VS King Dedede He and Boomstick are talking about King Dedede and his Start of Darkness. "The marshmallow" is a previously-established nickname for Kirby.

You shut up and let the penguin fly!
Boomstick, Death Battle: Wario VS King Dedede King Dedede can fly like Kirby can, which is apparently a Charles Atlas Superpower. Wiz had just criticized this for being scientifically implausible.

Oh, like that Transformer that we had a pony eat his soul!
Boomstick, Death Battle: Black Canary VS Sindel While going over Sindel's moveset, Wiz brings up her Star Screamer attack. Boomstick is then reminded of an episode back in season 1 where the similarly-named Starscream met a fittingly humiliating end by way of Rainbow Dash eating his Spark, which is essentially a Transformer's soul.

All the cats are named after booze! I like them now.
Boomstick, Death Battle: Beerus VS Sailor Galaxia A teaser for the episode featuring the humanoid cat Beerus highlighted his Person of Mass Destruction tendencies, much to Boomstick's horror; he swore to kill every cat in the world out of fear of them becoming like Beerus. By the time the episode itself was released, Boomstick realized that Beerus and his brother Champa have liquor-themed names, winning him over by appealing to his alcoholism.

Pigsy, Overly Sarcastic Productions, The Journey to The West Part VII, After sneaking into a daoist temple and eating the offerings, Monkey king, Pigsy, and Sandy, disguised as statues, are asked by three daoist sages for some holy water. They agree to produce it, but only if the three sages leave. They do so by peeing into a container. When one of the three sages notes that the "Holy Water" tastes like Hog urine, Pigsy shouts the above quote.

Eggman: Ugh, oh god... Urgh, what the fuck happened last night?
Shadow: You pissed on the moon, Eggman.
Rouge: Yeah, you pissed on it, and you cursed out Obama. It was really bizarre.
SnapCube, "Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games" To vent out his rage after Shadow had sex with his wife and urinated on her, Eggman used The Eclipse Cannon to represent his dong and fired a laser at the moon, destroying a big chunk of it. It is implied that he was drunk and/or under Sanity Slippage when he did this.

Eggman: Oh no, the instant ramen's been released! We need to go, now.
SnapCube, "Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) | Real-Time Fandub Games" When Mephiles was released, Eggman mistook his particles for instant ramen.

Omega: Shadow, be careful, that is the power of Sprite!
SnapCube, "Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) | Real-Time Fandub Games" He's referring to the green and yellow Chaos Emeralds.

Mephiles: Now I have all the colors of the rainbow! And I can unleash my true gay power! Now everyone's my boyfriend! AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
SnapCube, "Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) | Real-Time Fandub Games" After accidentally killing Sonic, Mephiles suffers from Sanity Slippage and declares this after gathering the Chaos Emeralds. The gay part is a half-truth; Mephiles is bisexual.

RED Demoman: What happened?
RED Soldier: Napoleon died by a body slam at Waterloo.
Team Neighborhood, Soldier was playing with some miniatures he had in his room when Scout told him to keep it down. When he refused, Scout threw a pillow at Soldier's head which missed but hit and triggered Soldier's antique cannon which hit him in the back and launched him into the air in such a way that he crushed the table said miniatures were on.

Mario: This is sad.
Fafa: So sad a giant Native American Indian man breaks through the wall and runs to freedom.
Glove and Boots "Nine Movies That Make Men Cry" They're describing the plot of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Sr. Pelo, "Pelo Talks (Gender Wars)" A child's father says this in response to his son coming out after being shut down the same way when he was a boy.

Pelo: HEY! Why both of you no like chocolate?! I'm gonna cut your dick! I'M GONNA CUT! YOUR! DIC-
Sr Pelo, "Pelo Talks (In My Opinion...)" The ice cream man gets angry at the two kids for arguing over whether vanilla or strawberry are better.

If the grandmother hadn't stuck that cricket up Mulan's ass, none of this would have happened!
Schaffrillas Productions, "Every Disney Renaissance Movie Ranked" He's referring to Grandmother Fa giving Mulan Cri-Kee before her meeting with the matchmaker, believing him to be inherently lucky. Ironically, Cri-Kee got out and caused Mulan to fail her evaluation.

The Mayor, Vannamelon's "I AM THE LAW!" Sea bass are notoriously common fish in the Animal Crossing series, appearing at all times during every season. For 100% Completion, players must fill out the local museum, which includes an aquarium to put fish in. As a result, sea bass have made themselves known as the bane of completionists everywhere. This particular mayor has clearly had enough.

These fights house the greatest moments in the game, where Kakeru and Specter clash personalities and argue over proper hygiene and inalienable pants-given rights. This is a video game in which characters have philosophical in over wherever or not pants are the future before engaging in an explosive winner-take-all tug-o-war to decide who owns all the pants and, therefore, who's cause is righteous. (In other words this game is awesome).
GameChamp3000 He's talking about the BossBattles against Specter in Piposaru 2001, a Japan-only spin-off to Ape Escape in which you vacuum the pants of the Pipos

Lorelei's Dewgong, as I'm sure you're already aware, will always try to counter Nidorino by falling asleep. It doesn't work.
GameChamp3000 In Pokémon Red and Blue, any trainer with good AI will always favour moves that are super effective, regardless of what the move actually does. Nidorino is a pure Poison type, making it weak to Psychic type moves, and Lorelei's Dewgong knows Rest, which is a Psychic type move. Rest causes the user to fall asleep for two turns while regaining health.

At that point, screw how much money he has, the size of his wealth would seriously be ripping apart the laws of the universe!
MatPat, Film Theory: Scrooge McDuck's Net Worth SOLVED! He's talking about Scrooge saying he has "Three Cubic Acres" of money. MatPat says that line was obviously a joke; an acre is a unit of area, so a cubic acre would be a six-dimensional space.

Wow, either that guy spent a ridiculously wasteful amount of money on a machine to cut his food in half, or he has mastered the ancient practice of feline martial arts!
Arch Nemesis, Minilife TV, "The Splitzies 5000!!!" Chris and Ian are promoting a new device that perfectly cuts things in half called the Splitzies 5000. In one of the hypothetical scenarios the product could be used, a fighter is battling two of his arch nemeses by throwing cats at them. When he gets down to his last cat, he uses the product to split it in half and throw both halves at them.

Oh, I just remembered, you guys might wanna check your crow's nest for pizza.
Zachary Hidalgo, Minilife TV, "Baking Bran (PART 2)" Vince and Zach were going to deliver a pizza to Chris and Ian. Zach wanted a slice, but Vince tried to stop him, and in their fighting, they accidentally threw it into the crow's nest outside of Chris and Ian's house.

Hey, kid, wanna model some trees?
Joshua MacDougall, Really Freakin Clever, "64 Things WRONG With Ocarina of Time: Part 4" A joke in the video involves an oddly designed tree, to which Joshua cites why you shouldn't do meth and 3D model at the same time. Later in the video, he comes across an NPC who looks like a drug dealer and quips this.

I have seen the seams of the universe and they are poop-colored.
Joshua MacDougall, Really Freakin Clever, "64 Things WRONG With Ocarina of Time: Part 5" While exploring the Fire Temple, Joshua manages to position the camera outside the level's boundaries, which has a nougat-colored background.

But there's no man in an elf costume standing in a kiddie pool of hot dogs at the end of this rainbow. (Or a pot of gold, whatever you're into.) There's only death.
True Facts, Bobbit Worm and Polychaete Pals The rainbow he was referring to was the bobbit worm, which is pretty much an iridescent Sand Worm with big, sharp jaws. The other part of the quote is a mangling of the old myth that leprechauns hide their pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

K. Rool: You couldn't figure out a plan to cut a monkey's hair, and yet you were able to design and create a robot with an uncanny resemblance to the Sasquatch?
Klumph: Uh...Well, when you put it like that, I, uh...
Donkey Kong Country Abridged - Episode 1 - Big Dumb Day King K. Rool's scheme to get the Crystal Titty (this version of the Crystal Coconut) involves cutting off all of Donkey Kong's hair to make him weak and mentally retarded. Klumph and his underlings thought that this plan was rather ass-backwards, so they built a robotic Candy Kong to think of a better plan for them. A Running Gag in the episode is Candy's appearance frequently being compared unfavorably to a Sasquatch.

You heard him, crocsuckers! Prepare the crackheads!
Klumph, Donkey Kong Country Abridged - Episode 1 - Big Dumb Day The "crackheads" in question were a bunch of Klaptraps, who are portrayed as such due to being able to gnaw through a thatched roof in seconds. K. Rool and Klumph were attempting to shoot them out of blunderbusses onto Cranky Kong's house, chewing off his roof and exposing his perverse lust towards Donkey Kong when he's using the Crystal Titty.

Reggie, TAKE. FUCKING. NOTES! I just saved your ass...with MONOPOLY!
Brian David Gilbert, Unraveled - Solving the Zelda Timeline in 15 Minutes Brian, barely hanging on to sanity by this point, had declared Legend of Zelda Monopoly to be the lynchpin that tied the entirety of the Zelda timeline together, since all of the properties were locations from throughout the franchise, even including games that were in completely separate timelines, and then called out to Reggie Fils-Aimé, former president of Nintendo of America, that he had just fully explained The Legend of Zelda.

Who doesn't love a little erotic lizard fiction?
Briand David Gilbert, Unraveled - I read all 337 books in Skyrim so you don't have to Brian was making a list of Skyrim books he declared 'Good Fiction' and was getting to the number one best book on said list, clarifying beforehand that it was not "The Lusty Argonian Maid", an infamous book in Skyrim. Brian went on to state that it was not cut from the list out of prudishness, leading to the above quote.

You could afford to carve your face into the side of a mountain, but you couldn't afford to upgrade from dial-up?
Banjo, Gruntilda Battle with Lyrics The entrance to Gruntilda's Lair is shaped like her head. A few moments earler, Gruntilda had taunted the duo by telling them to "hand [their] toes over", which, in the current day, is a variation of an expression used to ask for foot fetish pictures, to which Kazooie replies accordingly. Grunty retorts by saying that the reason she didn't know was because she never upgraded her internet.

    Western Animation 
Actually, he was a great father. A computer engineer, and one of the most rational people on the planet. He also just happened to dress up at night and hot glue multivitamins to the ceilings of military helicopter hangers.
Fred, Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! Fred's father used to be a criminal mastermind famous for committing deeds like this seemingly just for the sake of being a Mind Screw.

Who left the blinds open? Wax John Wilkes Booth, I'm looking in your direction!
Stan Pines, Gravity Falls, "Headhunters" The sunlight from the window melted wax Abraham Lincoln.

"I ate a salamander and jumped out the window!"
Quentin Trembley, Gravity Falls, "Irrational Treasure" What he did instead of signing an official resignation from his office as president.

Mabel: ♪Breaking stuff is so much fun, I am Dipper and I stink!♪
Dipper: (pouring cereal on himself) Mabel's gone bananas! Zing! Zow! Ballow!
Gravity Falls, "Carpet Diem" Dipper and Mabel have swapped bodies and are trying to sabotage each other in a contest to get their own bedroom by sucking up to Grunkle Stan.

Yes, Aztec war paint was exactly like a Rasta orange.
Dipper Pines, Gravity Falls, "Mabel's Guide to Stickers" He's sarcastically agreeing with one of Mabel's bizarre beliefs about the history of stickers: that "The ancient Aztecs' chest skull was the modern equivalent to today's 'Orange you happy mon?'"

"Get out of my brother's body, you evil triangle!"
Mabel Pines, Gravity Falls, "Sock Opera" The evil triangle in question is series antagonist Bill Cipher, an ancient dream-invading demon resembling the Eye of Providence, who had tricked Dipper into giving up his body.

Gwen: CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS! The Zingies! Caught by the tree, tied up, my hands are in Cody's pants, this trouble is BIG!
Tyler: ...Way to go Cody.

Hector Casagrande: "Why is our living room not in our living room? And what's going on here?"
Vito Filliponio: "What's going on is your grandson makes a lousy chair."

Why do my nostrils whisper to me-e-e-e-e-e-e?
Candace, Phineas and Ferb, "The Ballad of Badbeard" She's been exposed to hallucinogens.

Ohio Flynn: We gotta lead the Corn Colossus away from those backup dancers!
Isabella: OMG, coolest sentence ever! Somebody write that down.
Phineas and Ferb, "Phineas and Ferb and the Temple of Juatchadoon" Phineas and Ferb were searching for a temple in Panama that was guarded by a corn colossus. After being captured by Doofenshmirtz, the boys, as well as Isabella and her mother, were freed by Perry who made a grandiose entrance with pyrotechnics and backup dancers singing his theme song. Doofenshmirtz then awakened the corn colossus so that he might rule the world with its power, but the colossus went on a rampage, almost crushing the backups dancers.

Pinkie Pie: Minty, why are you in my house? And why do you have a sock on your head?
Minty: I was trying to be Santa...
Pinkie Pie: Why? What's wrong with the real Santa?
Minty: ...broken...
Pinkie Pie: ...You broke Santa?
My Little Pony (G3), "A Very Minty Christmas" Minty accidentally broke the special candy cane meant to guide Santa Claus to Ponyville, leading her to think she has to be Santa For A Day to make up for it, but all she can give everypony is socks from her collection. When Pinkie Pie catches her in the act, Minty comes clean about everything, but this being Minty, she makes it sound more complicated than it is.

You see? We are apple pie!
Rarity, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "Sisterhooves Social" Earlier, Applejack used a metaphor for getting along with sisters that compared it to apple pie (you can have great apples and crust, but only together can you have a pie)

Can you think inside a chimney? I didn't think so.
Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie Pie), My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, "Hearth's Warming Eve" Smart Cookie (Applejack) had questioned why Puddinghead had entered down a chimney instead of through the door, and she stated that being a ruler, she can think outside the box and inside the chimney.

Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Best Gift Ever Twilight was making a special magic pudding for Pinkie Pie's Hearth's Warming gift, but an all-too-eager Flurry Heart added more than the recipe required, causing it to turn into a flooding, Smooze-like mass that covers much of the castle's first floor.

It's time for me to stop runnin'. I need to believe what people tell me. Let all my fans know I love 'em, but a gay fish just can't live in the outside world forever. Don't be sad for me guys! I'm goin' home!
Kanye West, South Park, "Fishsticks" Kanye West was overreacting to a joke about how "fishstick" and "fish dick" sounded similar, eventually believing he is attracted to fish dicks.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some idea balls to remove from a manatee tank.
Eric Cartman, South Park, "Cartoon Wars (2)" Cartman was trying to get Family Guy cancelled. In the process, he found out that Family Guy is literally written by manatees who push balls with activities, people, objects, and pop culture references on them and whatever random combination they come up with, they make a joke out of. The manatees will immediately stop moving if they sense that a ball has been removed from their tank.

My dad's in a rabbit-worshiping cult called the Hare Club for Men, they protect the secret of Easter but before they said what it was they were attacked by ninjas and put me in charge of Snowball.
Stan Marsh, South Park, "Fantastic Easter Special"

If I had a penny for every time someone went crazy hopped-up on magical energy, I'd be Abraham Lincoln.
Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, "Crystals Have Power" Tree Trunks has undergone Sanity Slippage after swallowing a crystal apple which gave her immense power, and has just been cured.

Ohh. Are you here for some- (Batman punches her in the face, sending her flying across the room.)
Random old lady, The Batman The old woman is actually a plant clone made by the villainess Poison Ivy.

Look, I'm sorry, but tearing apart the fabric of the universe is not a dismissable offence! Now please let me go!
Larry Needlemeyer, The Amazing World of Gumball, "The Job" Richard getting a job causes the universe to warp and eventually unravel. This is Larry's response to Richard's wife Nicole kidnapping Larry and demanding that he fire Richard.

Gumball: OK, so... Dad has a laser shooting out of his butt, then Mr. Small's head falls off-
Anais: What?
Gumball: -And there was a pineapple in the locker, so I started dancing in the cosmos, and then Darwin kissed her!
The Amazing World of Gumball, "The Dream" Anais is analyzing a dream Gumball had where Darwin kissed Gumball's series long crush, Penny.

You can't beat my pants! Thanks to Yin they're in a very naughty mood.
Yuck, Yin Yang Yo!

Johnny, do I have financial arrangements with any large T's?
Nick Diamond, Celebrity Deathmatch, "The Mysterious T" Nick was trying to understand a vague vision from a fortune-teller involving a large T, financial arrangements, and head injury.

Elvis is alive and living in Des Moines. Hello chocolate pudding.
Johnny Gomez, Celebrity Deathmatch, "The Return of Lucy Lawless" Johnny was listing the similarities between TLC and the Dixie Chicks, and one of them was that the names of the band members of either one could be rearranged to spell out the above phrase.

Gnomes! Capture the squirrel!
Invader Zim Zim was ordering his security drones camouflaged as lawn gnomes to attack Dib, who was using a squirrel disguise.

In your face, space coyote!
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons After eating chilli made with peppers grown by Guatemalan mental patients, Homer hallucinated talking to his "spirit guide"- a talking coyote from space who made him question if Marge was his soulmate. He ran to a lighthouse looking for companionship, and Marge was able to track him down, showing that she was his soulmate.

His ass is gonna blow!
Smithers, The Simpsons The robotic Richard Simmons that Smithers and Burns sicced on Homer goes berserk and starts shaking its behind at an incredibly fast speed; it then promptly explodes.

The talking box is really a six foot tall colon. With a face!
Chiro, Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! There was a colon-like alien masquerading as the mascot to a fast food restaurant of his design. Said mascot was, naturally, a talking takeout box.

So you see? The only way to save the Earth is by eating broccoli!
Blossom, The Powerpuff Girls Blossom is telling the kids of Townville that a broccoli-like alien race is invading Earth and has put the adults of Townsville into a vegatative state and that the only way to defeat the aliens is by eating them.

Wait! My friends need to suck on those frogs!
Aang, Avatar: The Last Airbender, "The Blue Spirit" Aang was told that sucking on a certain type of frog while it's frozen would be able to cure an ailing Katara and Sokka. However, he's kidnapped on the way to bringing the frogs back and saved by Zuko, who took up the mantle of the "Blue Spirit" as an alias. In the process, some of the frogs started to thaw already, and Aang wasn't able to pick them back up before having to escape.

I am a 400-foot tall purple platypus-bear with pink horns and silver wings.
Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender, "The Day of Black Sun, Part 2" She's demonstrating that Toph's Living Lie Detector powers won't work on her.

My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender, "The Boiling Rock, Part 1" Said girlfriend sacrificed herself to save the moon spirit, which involved giving her lifeforce to it.

Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!
SpongeBob SquarePants, "Shanghaied". SpongeBob was having cereal and trying to find the prize in the box when an anchor from the Flying Dutchman hit his home. He assumed the anchor was the 'baby' in the quote.

Now it has all the power of a breakfast. We have to destroy it!
Garnet, Steven Universe, "Together Breakfast" While Garnet is in the middle of eliminating a scroll painted with paint made from ground-up corrupted Gem shards, Steven interrupts her so he can eat the titular breakfast with the Crystal Gems. The burning paint possesses the breakfast, causing it to attack them.

Will you help me into my birthday suit?
Steven Universe, "So Many Birthdays" After a failed birthday party for the Crystal Gems, Steven starts to feel older and, as a result, undergoes Rapid Aging to the point where he looks like a middle-aged man. After finally realizing this when Lars and Sadie don't even recognize him, he asks them if they can help him into a king costume he wears for his birthday so he can feel younger again, which naturally causes them to misunderstand and kick him out of the Big Donut.

You always say you'll be the crocodile, but you never commit!
Pearl, Steven Universe, "Full Disclosure". She and the other Crystal Gems are discussing the safety of Steven and Beach City's inhabitants; Amethyst suggests they build a moat around the temple and offers to shapeshift into a crocodile before Pearl shoots down the idea.

I spend all my time slamming my face into hard objects and throwing my tongues in the air for fun.
Peridot, Steven Universe, "Kindergarten Kid". Peridot and Steven have repeatedly failed to catch a Road Runner-like Corrupted Gem with three tongues. This is Peridot's Let Me Get This Straight... response to Steven telling her the monster isn't dumb.

If being a pancake means saving my dad, then bring on the syrup!
Steven Universe, "Adventures in Light Distortion" Pearl is afraid that the Roaming Eye's gravity engine could "flatten Steven's body into a pancake of skin and bones", but he insists on using it anyway to rescue his dad.

Wirt, look! He spat up that turtle and now he's my new best friend!
Greg, Over the Garden Wall, "The Old Grist Mill" Greg is playing with a Dog that had recently been a giant monster due to eating a turtle covered in magic oil (that part is a whole other can of context worms), but turned back to normal after spitting said Turtle back up.

I don't know if I can pound your grandma!
Kevin, Ben 10: Alien Force, "What Are Little Girls Made Of?" Said grandma is a magical Energy Being from another dimension who suffers from Blue-and-Orange Morality and wants to tear Gwen's skin off so that Gwen can access her full magical power. Needless to say, the heroes aren't sold on the idea.

In the name of justice, we eat fruit cake!
Judge, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer In order to save Santa Claus from a guilty verdict, Jake has the jury taste two fruit cakes: one made from his grandma's famous recipe, and one similar to the fruit cake Cousin Mel spiked to force her to sell her store, which resulted in the titular incident.

Get these dildos out of the dishwasher.
Lois Griffin, Family Guy Chris had taken up a job organizing Quagmire's life, and one of his jobs involves cleaning his sex toys. Lois is not too happy about this.

We saved the city with your sandwich!
Rigby, Regular Show, "Grilled Cheese Deluxe" Mordecai and Rigby lied about being astronauts to cut in line so they can get a grilled cheese sandwich for Benson. The lie led to them hanging out with real astronauts, and eventually ended with them using the sandwich to stabilize an anti-matter device.

Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can all be turds.
Pops, Regular Show, "Rigby's Body" Mordecai and Rigby got in an argument about whether the snack bar was a good job to take. They resorted to calling each other turds while Pops was in the area.

(Toffee) will replace you with electronic ice cream cone! And you with another electronic ice cream cone!
Buffrog, Star vs. the Forces of Evil Buffrog is angry that his position as scout has been made obsolete by Ludo's new henchman Toffee introducing a surveillance drone, and is trying to warn Ludo's other minions that this will happen to them to. He says the quote to two minions with a single cone-shaped horn on their heads.

Now, can I grow slices of moon pizza-cantaloupe? I hope...
Carrot Propulsion, Ready Jet Go! Carrot got stranded on the moon. He is hungry, so he tries to grow food on there to survive.

Are you looking for your bagel mother, too?
Sad-One, Infinity Train "The Grid Car" One-One is a spherical robot with a Literal Split Personality. Sad-One notes that neither he nor Glad-One know what their mother looks like, with Sad-One noting that she could be small like a bagel, and asks Tulip if she's also looking for her mother.

You can't even make a car WITHOUT ANY TURTLES IN IT!
Tulip Olsen, Infinity Train "The Engine" The Conductor is revealed to be a woman named Amelia who lost her husband and took control of the train in order to make a car for the purpose of reliving her life with him. One of her failed cars was a land populated by turtles and filled with half finished architectures. During their confrontation, Amelia offers to make a car where Tulip's parents never got divorced. This is Tulip's retort.

Is all the water here Randall?
Grace, Infinity Train "Le Chat Chalet Car" Randall is a Water Elemental. Grace just found out that a small piece of him had been made into a cup of sentient tea.

Kin: We destroyed the world?
Kon: That's how you drop a video!
Grojband The band is currently inside of Trina's brain, and they've just learned that they essentially destroyed it by forcing her to watch their first music video (a hodgepodge of everything they consider awesome) on a 5-hour loop.

Well, yes, that is my signature, but I didn't order an elephant!
Mr. Krupp, The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants, "The Cunning Combat of the Covert Camoflush" As the narrator says that Krupp was once again tricked into signing something he didn't read, the scene cuts to when this had apparently happened before, wherein George and Harold tricked him into ordering the aforementioned elephant.

Fun leads to the Robo-pocalypse! This chart proves it! See? If kids see colors, they have fun. Fun leads to joy, and joy leads to a rainbow unicorn stampede that transforms into a robot horde that enslaves us all! ...ANY QUESTIONS?!
Mr. Krupp, The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants, "The Dreadful Debacle of DJ Drowsy Drawers" He's using Insane Troll Logic to justify making the school dance as torturously boring as possible.

So you see? Drilling, like shampoo, is completely pointless!
Lion-O, ThunderCats Roar The other Thundercats attempt to convince a drilling robot to simply stop drilling endlessly. Lion-O, being the Idiot Hero he is in this incarnation, attempts to start a comparison to the instructions on his shampoo bottle, but twists it beyond recognition.

Huey: I just explained the entire history of Christmas.
Granddad: But it was boring, Huey! You're just "blah blah gay sex, blah blah Congress!"
The Boondocks, "A Huey Freeman Christmas" Huey's explanation involves Christmas's origins as a pagan Roman holiday involving gift-giving and gay sex. He eventually discusses Congress's stance on Christmas, but Granddad, who cares little for Huey's usual Soapbox Sadie rhetoric, tunes him out shortly after and only pays attention after he's done.

"I haven't had sex in thirty years. I hope."
Wanda Pierce, BoJack Horseman, "Yesterdayland" She was in a coma for thirty years.

"You literal knucklehead!"
A Tangled Fog of Pulsating Yearning in the Shape of a Woman (aka Princess Carolyn), BoJack Horseman, "INT. SUB" The episode's Framing Device consists of a therapist and a corporate mediator discussing their clients over dinner, so they use pseudonyms to keep them anonymous. Thus, Todd becomes Emperor Fingerface, and his head is a giant hand.

"I just want to be a beautiful salad bowl."
Diane Nguyen, BoJack Horseman, "Good Damage" Kintsugi is a prominent motif in this episode, as well as in the memoir Diane is trying to write. She compares herself to a salad bowl because the art of kintsugi involves repairing broken pottery by filling in the cracks with gold. The conceit is that "cracks in an object are part of its history," and by writing her memoir, Diane is struggling to make sense of her trauma.

"Jeremy, I take back my marriage proposal!"
Odd Della Robbia, Code Lyoko, "Triple Trouble" To make up for Odd losing his Future Sight ability, Jeremy programs Odd with a new teleportation ability for his Lyoko avatar. However, when tested, the ability leaves Odd with three versions of himself due to a bug. The line in question came about because, when told of the new ability, Odd expressed his gratitude by declaring he'd propose to him if he was a girl.

"He knocked me unconscious, so he could dress up as my cat, and redecorate my apartment!"
Dan, Dan Vs. Said man is taking revenge on Dan by making him sound he's going crazy.

Farewell Cavia. May a flight of space babies sing you to thine resting place.
YouTube commenter on "Shadowlord"

"Is anyone on fire? Yes, exceptionally so!"
braincraft, a thread on The thread's about a Flash-based GM emulator based on MYTHIC. braincraft is quoting an exchange with the program, which has poorly-done AI.

Just found out I somehow I became immortalized by becoming a troll... Hussie... to say I’m honored is an understatement.
Dante Basco, this Tumblr post Hussie had designed a recently introduced troll character in Homestuck in Dante's image.

boogie2988 on the Xbox 360 Kinect. The Kinect mistook him for a couch. This is his response when the device told him to move his couch.

They can play jenga in my dick-hole if they must, but when the alarm clock goes off they've gotta respect the arrangement and get back behind the dresser.
Batroc_Z_Leaper, this reddit discussion In a discussion about spiders, someone brought up that spiders might sometimes accidentally crawl into people's mouths while they're sleeping. The poster was saying that they didn't care what spiders did while he was asleep so long as he doesn't see them doing it.

Woman's body found in Lawrence Welk headline Lawrence Welk is the name of a local community.

And there was a giant uvula hanging from the ceiling. Which is weird, because crabs don't have uvulas.
—From a post found on the Phineas and Ferb Wiki IRC The poster was talking about a dream they had.

Right now I'm kinda dealing with a war between regulation-happy Californians, insular technophile xenophobes, and slave-owning, skirt-wearing homosexuals.
Jay Naylor He's discussing three of the major factions in Fallout: New Vegas: the NCR, the Brotherhood of Steel, and Caesar's Legion respectively.

"Love does not deter black people on a fixed trajectory"

The mine had been ventilated for several days before it was judged safe to re-enter, but the canary was a standard safety precaution.
— Display in Threlkeld Quarry and Mining Museum in Cumbria, England. If there was any toxic fumes still lingering in the mine, the canary would die from them before a human. Miners would often keep canaries down the mines because if one of them died suddenly then that was a sign to get out of there fast.

"Gay Hitler always looked up to his father, George Washington."
Real life. kind of. Those are their legal names. "Washington" is George Hitler's middle name.

"Why on earth does my nipple make me write differently?"
Marjane Satrapi, author of Persepolis. It's a rhetorical question about literary festivals that divide the featured authors by gender.

"I have green Super Mario World is a great game. hair."
a forum post talking about how when adding patches to a ROM hack, you can't just insert them anywhere, using an example of a similar scenario with the English language

"Everyone...grab your slap bracelets. We're invading the moon today."
A Tumblr user in response to a scene from the DuckTales (2017) episode "The Golden Spear!", where resident Big Bad With Good Publicity Lunaris reacts in pain to Penumbra violently slapping his wrist with one of Della's slap bracelets.

You know what... sometimes a family is shadow, his gamer incel boyfriend, his depressed twink boyfriend, his weed girlfriend, and his husband that left him at the altar
I was waiting for someone to say, "And then alpha gamer Memphis Tennessee was defeated by the gay agenda." but it never came.
"Memphis Tennessee." A bisexual, kinning, incel gamer with the power of purple, who was trapped in a knockoff amiibo. Dreams of becoming a master Fortnite player and independent game designer to take over the world.

Jade is officially a gardening tool.
— Vman, this Twitter post Mortal Kombat 11 allows players to name the character variations they create. Vman wanted to name his Jade variation 'Kotal's Ho', but that would be censored for using an offensive word. So, as an aversion to Scunthorpe Problem, Vman used Hoe instead.

To put it another way, for a one in a trillion chance of success, there would need to be 10360,641 universes made of atomic monkeys.
Wikipedia Discussing the Infinite Monkey theorem. A "universe of atomic monkeys" is a set of as many monkeys-with-a-typewriter as there are protons in the universe, writing continuously for the predicted lifespan of the universe.

"there's a difference between raising and selling chickens for food and the mafia storming your farm and shooting the birds"
A Tumblr user summarizing the difference between Slowpoke tails being made into curry ingredients in Pokémon Sword and Shield and the black market Slowpoke tail scheme Team Rocket was running in Pokémon Gold and Silver.

"You woke up a terrifying thing because you harvested it with the coffee machine!"
ChavezzSlovakia, this video One of the experiments for SCP-294 (a coffee machine that can produce any liquid) involved harvesting fluid from SCP-075 (a snail-like creature that, when active, becomes aggressive and produces a highly corrosive basic solution). The experiment was successful, but woke SCP-075 and resulted in a containment breach.

"Also I can't go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I"
hokuto-ju-no-ken, this Tumblr thread There's an argument going on regarding how the average furry artist gets paid more than the average doctor and which one performs a more valuable service. The poster in question noted that a furry artist managed to figure out they had Crohn's before any doctor did and followed up with this quote.


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