Quotes / It Always Rains at Funerals

''The cruel arrows of the rain

Smite them who love, apart

From whom they love, with stinging pain,

And pierce them to the heart.''

— Kalidasa, as Translated by Arthur W. Ryder. "The Seasons"

"It's a funeral, so therefore, it must rain no matter what."

— Jeremy Scott, Everything Wrong With Shrek the Third

Peter Wilding: Nice day, huh? Should be raining when people die.
Charles Foster: Then it would be raining all the time.

— Deadline ("The Old Ball Game")

"We are at a funeral home in Tokyo. Under the rain that began falling since early afternoon, Mai Sakurajima's funeral service is underway."

— News Reporter, Rascal Does Not Dream of a Dreaming Girl

Hawkeye: Are you alright, Colonel?
Mustang: Yeah, I'm fine...except, it's a terrible day for rain...
Hawkeye: But what do you mean? It's not raining...
Mustang: (with Manly Tears running down his face) ...yes, it is...

— Fullmetal Alchemist