"It's difficult to think of any other relatively common and technically legal practice of which more of us disapprove."
Joey Sr.: Joe, your dad's in love big time, and the worst part of it is it's with two different women.
Joey Jr.: Oh, man. Please tell me one of them is Ma!
Joey Jr.: Oh, man. Please tell me one of them is Ma!
— Friends
Anne: But there comes a point in any failing marriage, and here I speak with some experience, when you realize there's no point in trying anymore, and it's easier to let the current take you away. And the minute Harry was born and duty was done, the marriage was effectively over, and they started to find comfort in the arms of others.
Elizabeth II: How many others?
Anne: Diana's been with her bodyguard, her riding instructor...
Elizabeth: And Charles?
Anne: He's just been with one. He's also been a bit more discreet. The only people who know about Camilla... Well, pretty much the whole of Gloucestershire, who all seem to be involved in facilitating it. You can't conduct an extramarital affair without somewhere to meet or sleep or—
Elizabeth: Yes, thank you.
Anne: But Diana... Aunt Margot tells me at Kensington Palace it's like a revolving door. That... "suitors" park outside her office because it's the only place with no security cameras. One after another, in and out, in and out... Unfortunately, the Wales marriage is a rare example of something that is actually worse than the newspapers report.
Elizabeth II: How many others?
Anne: Diana's been with her bodyguard, her riding instructor...
Elizabeth: And Charles?
Anne: He's just been with one. He's also been a bit more discreet. The only people who know about Camilla... Well, pretty much the whole of Gloucestershire, who all seem to be involved in facilitating it. You can't conduct an extramarital affair without somewhere to meet or sleep or—
Elizabeth: Yes, thank you.
Anne: But Diana... Aunt Margot tells me at Kensington Palace it's like a revolving door. That... "suitors" park outside her office because it's the only place with no security cameras. One after another, in and out, in and out... Unfortunately, the Wales marriage is a rare example of something that is actually worse than the newspapers report.
— The Crown (2016), "Avalanche"
I'm just the shadow of the man I used to be
And it seems like there's no way out of this for me
I used to bring you sunshine
Now all I ever do is bring you down
How would it be if you were standing in my shoes?
Can't you see that it's impossible to choose?
No, there's no making sense of it
Every way I go, I'm bound to lose
And it seems like there's no way out of this for me
I used to bring you sunshine
Now all I ever do is bring you down
How would it be if you were standing in my shoes?
Can't you see that it's impossible to choose?
No, there's no making sense of it
Every way I go, I'm bound to lose
— Brian Maynote , "Too Much Love Will Kill You"
"She said something I think a lot of people say after they cheat. She said, 'I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I made one mistake. Like, can you just forgive my one mistake? Like, I love you, can we get past this one mistake? Can we work through this one mistake? Just forgive this one mistake.' One?! One mista— How is cheating one mistake?! Cheating is like fifty mistakes, in a row. One mistake is, like, you take someone else's coat by accident, that's one mistake. You add the tip wrong on a credit card receipt, that's one mistake. Cheating is a complex algorithm of steps. All the steps are necessary in order to pull off the task of cheating. You know how easy it is not to fuck somebody?! Like, I have not fucked almost every person ever. It's pretty easy. Cheating is not one mistake, it's a series of mistakes you made in succession: You texted him, you met him at a bar, you got drinks with him, you got too many drinks with him, you went back to his apartment, you laid down on his bed, you made out with him, you took off his clothes, you took off your clothes, you got his dick hard, you got your pussy wet, you used it to fuck his dick over and over and over until it came onto you, and then you were like, 'Oh, whoops!' No! How is that one mistake?! What, did you slip and all that stuff just happened?! Like, you can't— That's a process. You can't say a whole process is one mistake. Nobody ever bakes a cake, gets all the ingredients from the store, follows the recipe step by step, puts it into the oven, takes it out, and is like, 'Oh, shit! A cake? I meant to do my taxes!'"
— Comedian Drew Michael
Trevor: So what was that all about?
Castro: Just the usual psycho female stuff. She thinks I've got another woman on the side.
Trevor: And have you?
Castro: That's not the point! She doesn't know that I have one! Okay, guy to guy now - I have a very strict code. Only on out-of-town trips, no real names. A dead trail. That's the gentleman's way, right?
Trevor: I'm not sure I'm your boy for moral compass questions.
Castro: I'm good like that. I don't want to embarrass her. Then she goes and literally airs our dirty laundry in front of all the neighbors. I mean, show some class!
Trevor: So, let me get this straight: You're pissed because she's accusing you of cheating when she doesn't know you've cheated, even though you have cheated?
Castro: Exactly! It's a lack of trust! She'd be accusing me of it even if I hadn't! I've never done anything at that golf club except play golf, and that's the God-honest truth! Which is more than I can say about her spin class instructor! In fact, I wonder if her fat ass is admissable as evidence in court. Because if she's doing that much spinning, it should be like a bowling ball by now. Anyway, sorry, you don't need to hear this.
Trevor: Oh, don't worry. I pretty much switched off when you said your name was Castro.
Castro: Just the usual psycho female stuff. She thinks I've got another woman on the side.
Trevor: And have you?
Castro: That's not the point! She doesn't know that I have one! Okay, guy to guy now - I have a very strict code. Only on out-of-town trips, no real names. A dead trail. That's the gentleman's way, right?
Trevor: I'm not sure I'm your boy for moral compass questions.
Castro: I'm good like that. I don't want to embarrass her. Then she goes and literally airs our dirty laundry in front of all the neighbors. I mean, show some class!
Trevor: So, let me get this straight: You're pissed because she's accusing you of cheating when she doesn't know you've cheated, even though you have cheated?
Castro: Exactly! It's a lack of trust! She'd be accusing me of it even if I hadn't! I've never done anything at that golf club except play golf, and that's the God-honest truth! Which is more than I can say about her spin class instructor! In fact, I wonder if her fat ass is admissable as evidence in court. Because if she's doing that much spinning, it should be like a bowling ball by now. Anyway, sorry, you don't need to hear this.
Trevor: Oh, don't worry. I pretty much switched off when you said your name was Castro.
You lie, you lie to spare my life
You needed it, he tasted you inside out
Say it, your joy, your joy is my low
So you want yourself to stop
So, your joy, your joy is my low
And when you crack the whip, I crawl again
You needed it, he tasted you inside out
Say it, your joy, your joy is my low
So you want yourself to stop
So, your joy, your joy is my low
And when you crack the whip, I crawl again
—IAMX, "Your Joy is My Low"
Anne Boleyn: I was untrue. Untrue with many.
Henry VIII: That is a lie.
Anne Boleyn: It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man who ever knew me and wonder if I didn't find him a better man than you!
Henry VIII: That is a lie.
Anne Boleyn: It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man who ever knew me and wonder if I didn't find him a better man than you!
