"Now, just a minute. Just hear me out. This rock, once you touch it... you'll know. It's like a... whoosh! It's- it's- it's better than anything! It's like accepting host! I know that sounds like blasphemy, but it's true. You think this is just chance?! Folks are brought into the grass for a reason! We're all here because we've got stuff to work out! And this rock, in its wisdom, brought our two families together to do just that! All it's asking for is a little faith! Five little fingers on its face, and you will be redeemed! All your sins, all your trespasses, all your regrets will melt away and the world will open up like a flower! Oh, it's a beautiful thing! You gotta trust me on this!"
— Ross, revealing how far gone he truly is.
