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Quotes / Improbable Infant Survival

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Deadpool: Kill any babies this week, T-Ray?
T-Ray: Only ugly ones.

The Dark Id: How do children always live through town ravaging waves of murder and death? Did nobody get the memo about 99% of children being dumb fuck-ups that often cannot, in fact, tie their own shoes?
Dirge of Cerebus Let's Play

[Alex sees a crying baby upon boarding the plane]
George: That's a good sign. Younger, the better. It'd be a fucked up God to take down this plane.
[they see a mental patient in the front row]
George: A really fucked up God.

Experience the electrifying excitement of watching a kid in constant peril...who cannot die.

The Death Note will not affect those under 780 days old.
Death Note, "How to Use: IX"


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