One of X weapons and gadgets not fit for this world.
— Promos for Ratchet & Clank
"THAT GUN FIRES EXPLODING SWORDS! I DID NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF HAPPINESS UNTIL THIS MOMENT!"
— Mr. Torgue, Borderlands 2
"As for the guns, I could mention hugely satisfying "penis extension" gun that pins baddies to walls with entire trees, but all you really need to know is that there's a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning. I wish I could make something like that up. It shoots shurikens and lightning! It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire."
—Zero Punctuation, on Electrodriver from Painkiller
Pat: What the fuck is this?
Matt: He's got big scissors, too...
Pat: That looks like the dumbest, most impractical weapon ever. I hope I get it.
Matt: He's got big scissors, too...
Pat: That looks like the dumbest, most impractical weapon ever. I hope I get it.
— Two Best Friends Play Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance