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Quotes / Impossible Item Drop

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Narrator: The Bard, having slain the random wolf, found that it had digested not only the contents of a small treasury but also various household goods... Wait, am I reading that correctly? That can't be right.
Bard: You'd be surprised. I find all kinds of things inside these beasties. Did I ever tell you about the time I killed this rat and out popped an entire chest...

"The zombies drop feathers because I don't know what they should drop."
Notch, creator of Minecraft

"It's not 'why did this dog have a sniper rifle?', It's 'why did this dog refuse to use it against me?'"

"One time, I scrubbed the mold out of the Guild showers and it dropped 2d4 copper pieces and a potion of fire resistance."
Haley Starshine, The Order of the Stick

"Alchemy ingredient. A strange item indeed, given that kings usually don't lay eggs."
Egg of the King, Luxaren Allure

"What the hell is a "Secret Gem?!" Why do you keep killing us for them?!"
A constantly Farmed Monster given intelligence via Holodeck Malfunction., Fate/Grand Order

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