Lillian: Hi guys! I found a funny little man outside, and I thought he might like to meet everyone! He seemed really interested in seeing us!
Karkat: THAT WAS SARCASM YOU OVERGROWN PINKSKINNED FREAK! WHO THE HELL ABDUCTS PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THEIR HIVES ANYWAY TO SHOW THEM AROUND?!?
Lillian: I was gonna take you back... you weren't busy with somethin', were ya?
Karkat: THAT IS NOT THE MOTHERFUCKING POINT!
—Lillian after meeting one of the Alternian natives in We Are Our Avatars.
Oh dear. A King-sized Seedling. Hey, Vi. Can we keep i-...?! What? No?! But it keeps spawning mini-Seedlings! It's a cuteness factory! ...Sigh, alright.
—Leif's Spy Notes on the Seedling King, Bug Fables
Emira: Ed, give me the bat.
Edric: No! If we're not gonna eat it, I wanna keep it as a pet!
"No, you can't keep them."
— Sapphire to Spinel's reaction to the Famethyst, Switcheroo AU, "Gem Heist Extras
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"Thelma: Elly, our targets are in front of us! Let's just slaughter them all and burn this obnoxious little place to the ground!
Elly: But if we win, then I can ask that king for some humans to take back to Castle Darkloft. I can dress them up and give them treats and we can have parties and play all sorts of fun games... It'll be ever so wonderful.
Thelma: That's stupid! You're stupid!
Elly: You can't say you've never wanted to put a human in a ballgown and play spin the bottle.
Elly: But if we win, then I can ask that king for some humans to take back to Castle Darkloft. I can dress them up and give them treats and we can have parties and play all sorts of fun games... It'll be ever so wonderful.
Thelma: That's stupid! You're stupid!
Elly: You can't say you've never wanted to put a human in a ballgown and play spin the bottle.
