Light: I think your successor thinks we have the combined I.Q. of Matsuda.
Matsuda: You guys know I'm right here.
Matsuda: You guys know I'm right here.
— All You Need Is Love, a Death Note fanfic
Stan: The new baby could be the son I never had.
Steve: Alive over here.
Stan: He could be brave and hold my back. I'll name him something strong, Steve.
Steve: Already named Steve over here.
Steve: Alive over here.
Stan: He could be brave and hold my back. I'll name him something strong, Steve.
Steve: Already named Steve over here.
— American Dad!, "The Unbrave One"
Principal Skinner: All right, Mr. Smartenheimer, that does it. First, you're going to give back everything you've stolen. Then, I'm sentencing you to one week of the lowest, most degrading work known to man - janitorial work.
Groundskeeper Willie: Ah, geez. I'm standing right here, sir.
Principal Skinner: Ah, yes. Uh ... Take a good look at him, Nelson, 'cause that's where you're headed.
Groundskeeper Willie: Ah, geez. I'm standing right here, sir.
Principal Skinner: Ah, yes. Uh ... Take a good look at him, Nelson, 'cause that's where you're headed.
Groo: You are truly a goddess.
Cordelia: Well, demonness, anyway. Sure beats horns and a tail.
Lorne: Hey! I'm Standing Right Here.
Cordelia: Well, demonness, anyway. Sure beats horns and a tail.
Lorne: Hey! I'm Standing Right Here.
— Angel
Colin: May I ask why you befriended that mongoloid? Granted Eugene, Tyler, and I have achieved some form of stability despite our diverse personalities, but yourself and Master Chief strike me as polar opposites.
Arbiter: Neither of us really had a choice in the matter. Circumstance threw us together. Kept us together. Forced us to dig for friends in one another. Even if they weren't to be found. The only thing worse than being around him is being alone.
Colin: I can respect that. Though I pity the shit out of you for the fact that your selection of company begins and ends with somebody whose smarts can be put to shame by a fucking glass of water.
Arbiter: Don't remind me.
Master Chief: im rite h33r, u fucking assholes
Arbiter: Neither of us really had a choice in the matter. Circumstance threw us together. Kept us together. Forced us to dig for friends in one another. Even if they weren't to be found. The only thing worse than being around him is being alone.
Colin: I can respect that. Though I pity the shit out of you for the fact that your selection of company begins and ends with somebody whose smarts can be put to shame by a fucking glass of water.
Arbiter: Don't remind me.
Master Chief: im rite h33r, u fucking assholes
Remus: Can you change us back now? And put an end to the most humiliating experience of my life?
Tonks: You slept with Bellatrix.
Remus: Fine. Second most humiliating.
Bellatrix: I'm right here.
Tonks: You slept with Bellatrix.
Remus: Fine. Second most humiliating.
Bellatrix: I'm right here.
Xander: Hard for me to hear? Buffy, you wanna kill Anya!
Buffy: I don't want to.
Xander: Then don't! This isn't new ground for us. When our friends go all crazy and start killing people, we help them.
Willow: Sitting right here...!
Xander: I'm sorry. But it's true.
Buffy: I don't want to.
Xander: Then don't! This isn't new ground for us. When our friends go all crazy and start killing people, we help them.
Willow: Sitting right here...!
Xander: I'm sorry. But it's true.
FBI Agent: If you're not sleeping with him, why do you keep him around?
Castle: You know I can hear you.
Castle: You know I can hear you.
— Castle
Max: Don't talk to me like I'm not right here!
Max's mother: What's he saying?
Vincent: He says he's right here, in the room.
Max's mother: Why yes, you are!
Max's mother: What's he saying?
Vincent: He says he's right here, in the room.
Max's mother: Why yes, you are!
L: Oh, Matsuda's acting stupid again.
Light: Well that's his specialty.
Matsuda: I can hear you, ya'know.
Light: Well that's his specialty.
Matsuda: I can hear you, ya'know.
Asok: You said that right in front of him.
Alice: He only listens when he's talking.
(the boss smiles peacefully)
Alice: He only listens when he's talking.
(the boss smiles peacefully)
— Dilbert
Ohgren: So, you and the Grey Warden, huh?
Morrigan: I hope you're not referring to Alistair.
Oghren: Him? Does he even like girls?
Morrigan: (amused) I believe the matter is still up for debate.
Alistair: I'm right here, you know.
Morrigan: I hope you're not referring to Alistair.
Oghren: Him? Does he even like girls?
Morrigan: (amused) I believe the matter is still up for debate.
Alistair: I'm right here, you know.
Delilah Howe: My husband is so much better than that stuck-up Cousland boy that father kept trying to set me up with.
Warden-Commander Cousland: Well, I didn't want to marry you either!
Delilah: Oh, er, that was you, wasn't it. Awkward!
Warden-Commander Cousland: Well, I didn't want to marry you either!
Delilah: Oh, er, that was you, wasn't it. Awkward!
Hawke: I imagine if we did this, it'd be together, wouldn't it?
Tallis: That's the idea, or did you... have something else in mind?
(Romanced) Anders: I am standing right here, aren't I?
Hawke: I just think we should get to know one another.
Tallis: That's the idea, or did you... have something else in mind?
(Romanced) Anders: I am standing right here, aren't I?
Hawke: I just think we should get to know one another.
Chandler: Can you people not see me?
— Friends
Chandler: Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?
— Friends
Rachel's boss: Should I call him? Or would that be sad and desperate, something Sophie would do?
Sophie: Um, I'm right here.
Rachel's boss: I know.
Sophie: Um, I'm right here.
Rachel's boss: I know.
— Friends
Monica: I heard that!
Ross: Well, I said it out loud!
Ross: Well, I said it out loud!
— Friends
Byakuya (to Rukia): It is for the honor of the Kuchiki household, Rukia. Make sure the boy is aware of the large dowry that you have. Common people can be easily swayed by monetary gain.
Ichigo: I'm less than five feet away from you.
Byakuya (to Ichigo): Very good. I see that you are able to judge distance.
Ichigo: I'm less than five feet away from you.
Byakuya (to Ichigo): Very good. I see that you are able to judge distance.
— The Hell Butterfly Effect, a Bleach fanfic
Harry: This is, I don't even, he's not blackmailing you or anything? Why are you with him? You're not acting like you even like him.
Ginny: No, I don't. He's like potato chips: a fat lump of nothing and you'd be happier if they'd never existed, but pathologically addictive.
Draco: I'm right here, you know.
Ginny: Yes, I do know.
Ginny: No, I don't. He's like potato chips: a fat lump of nothing and you'd be happier if they'd never existed, but pathologically addictive.
Draco: I'm right here, you know.
Ginny: Yes, I do know.
House: Foreman's not as easy as Cameron, but of course, who is?
Cameron: I'm in the room.
Cameron: I'm in the room.
— House
Cotton: I'm callin' him Hank! I always wanted a boy named Hank.
Hank: Uh, Dad, Hank is my name.
Cotton: Not anymore! I'm taking it back! He's Hank.
Hank: You can't take away a grown man's name!
Cotton: Alright, then I'll call him GH - "Good Hank"!
Hank: Uh, Dad, Hank is my name.
Cotton: Not anymore! I'm taking it back! He's Hank.
Hank: You can't take away a grown man's name!
Cotton: Alright, then I'll call him GH - "Good Hank"!
Kenneth: So, Gabby, what d'you think of our new quarian boss?
Gabby: Hush! She's right over there!
Kenneth: Ah, she can't hear us with her head in that bucket. Don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful bucket; the whole suit is lovely, quite snug in all the right places.
Tali: You know I can hear you.
Gabby: Ha.
Gabby: Hush! She's right over there!
Kenneth: Ah, she can't hear us with her head in that bucket. Don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful bucket; the whole suit is lovely, quite snug in all the right places.
Tali: You know I can hear you.
Gabby: Ha.
Shepard: If you want to help Urdnot, you need to get back there. But it would take a real badass to make it back to camp while injured.
Sick Krogan: I can do it.
Shepard: You? I said a badass, not some scout whining like a quarian with a tummy-ache.
Tali: I'm standing right here!
Sick Krogan: I can do it.
Shepard: You? I said a badass, not some scout whining like a quarian with a tummy-ache.
Tali: I'm standing right here!
Skwisgaar: Just let me record it. Each take gets worse. He's slowly learning how to un-play the guitar.
Toki: I can hear that, the talk-back mike is on.
Skwisgaar: Pickle, please let me know when the talk-back mike is on so Mr. Sensitives doesn't go to cry-baby's house for vacation.
Toki: I can stills hear you.
Skwisgaar: So what do you want, a be-able-to-hear-things award?
Toki: Eh, not really. Doesn't sound like a greats award, to be honest.
Toki: I can hear that, the talk-back mike is on.
Skwisgaar: Pickle, please let me know when the talk-back mike is on so Mr. Sensitives doesn't go to cry-baby's house for vacation.
Toki: I can stills hear you.
Skwisgaar: So what do you want, a be-able-to-hear-things award?
Toki: Eh, not really. Doesn't sound like a greats award, to be honest.
Narcissa: Harry we're not going to harm you. At least I have no intention to, and the Dark Lord wouldn't kill you after all that he's done to make you better.
Harry: I'm not so sure about that, Mrs. Malfoy.
Narcissa: Please Harry, call me Narcissa.
Voldemort: I'm still here, you know.
Harry: Obviously.
Harry: I'm not so sure about that, Mrs. Malfoy.
Narcissa: Please Harry, call me Narcissa.
Voldemort: I'm still here, you know.
Harry: Obviously.
— Rescuing Darkness
, a Harry Potter fanfic
, a Harry Potter fanficTwilight: Wow, everybody really hates Rainbow Dash, don't they?
Rarity: Yeah, we hate her more than we hate that stupid cow, Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight: But, I'm Twilight Sparkle!
Rarity: I know.
Rarity: Yeah, we hate her more than we hate that stupid cow, Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight: But, I'm Twilight Sparkle!
Rarity: I know.
— "Copywrong", Ultra Fast Pony
Rainbow: Uh, guys, we need to find a nice way of telling Rarity these dresses look like ass.
Rarity: You know I can hear you, right?
Rainbow: Nevermind, guys, I think she already heard me say that the dresses look like ass.
Rarity: You know I can hear you, right?
Rainbow: Nevermind, guys, I think she already heard me say that the dresses look like ass.
— "Little Miss Montage", Ultra Fast Pony
"We want you to live with us, Warren," he repeated. "Otherwise, we might have to ask Zach."
He cracked a smile, but he still stared at them. "I just don't think it will work."
"Why?" Layla demanded, her normally ironclad patience wearing thin. "It's not because Will and I are dating, is it? I'll dump him right now."
"Hey!" Will's outburst was ignored by both of them.
He cracked a smile, but he still stared at them. "I just don't think it will work."
"Why?" Layla demanded, her normally ironclad patience wearing thin. "It's not because Will and I are dating, is it? I'll dump him right now."
"Hey!" Will's outburst was ignored by both of them.
— Getting It Right, a Sky High (2005) fic
, a Sky High (2005) ficLisa: Hi Mark, I need to talk to you.
Critic (as Johnny): Oh god, are you serious?!
Lisa: Don't worry about Johnny, he's just being a big baby.
Critic (as Johnny): I'm standing right here, man!
Lisa: You know I love you very much.
Critic (as Johnny): You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
Critic (as Johnny): Oh god, are you serious?!
Lisa: Don't worry about Johnny, he's just being a big baby.
Critic (as Johnny): I'm standing right here, man!
Lisa: You know I love you very much.
Critic (as Johnny): You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
— The Nostalgia Critic reviewing The Room
Bender: Ah, the point is, it's all Morgan's fault. That pencil-pushing scazwag, why, if she were here, I'd... uh oh, is she behind me?
Morgan: No. I'm in front of you. (camera shifts inches to the right)
Bender: (high pitched squeal)
Morgan: No. I'm in front of you. (camera shifts inches to the right)
Bender: (high pitched squeal)
Shodan: True. But the cops are also stupid, and think Der Trihs faked that attack somehow.
Policeman: I'm standing right here.
Shodan: Oh, good. That means you heard me.
Policeman: I'm standing right here.
Shodan: Oh, good. That means you heard me.
Schlock: "Just fine without me." How do you talk about me when I'm not listening?
Tagon: We joke about how that shade of green makes you look fat.
Tagon: We joke about how that shade of green makes you look fat.
Queen Scarlet: If we put the dragonets in the arena, everyone can watch them die. They'll see how weak they really are. They'll lose all their faith in dragonets, and more important, in the prophecy. It'll all be over. Much more powerful than just making them disappear. Don't you agree?
Burn: And what if they win?
Queen Scarlet: They won't. But of course, killing them ourselves is a solid backup plan.
Tsunami: Excuse me? You know we're right over here, right? Don't you want to hatch your evil plans somewhere more secretive?
Burn: And what if they win?
Queen Scarlet: They won't. But of course, killing them ourselves is a solid backup plan.
Tsunami: Excuse me? You know we're right over here, right? Don't you want to hatch your evil plans somewhere more secretive?
—Wings of Fire: The Dragonet Prophecy
Bailey: Can you please keep it down over there? My head hurts. (Destiny sighs)
Dory: Who's that?
Destiny: That's my neighbor, Bailey. He was brought in with a head injury.
Bailey: I know you're talking about me, Destiny.
Destiny: He thinks he can't use his echolocation, but I've overheard the doctors talking,
Bailey: I'm right here.
Destiny: There's not a thing wrong with him.
Bailey: I can hear every word you're saying about me.
Dory: What's echolocation?
Destiny: Well, Bailey's head is supposed to put out a call, and the echo helps him find objects far away. (turns to Bailey in a mimicking tone) Oh, but apparently, he's still healing.
Bailey: (Beat) …now I know you're talking about me.
Dory: Who's that?
Destiny: That's my neighbor, Bailey. He was brought in with a head injury.
Bailey: I know you're talking about me, Destiny.
Destiny: He thinks he can't use his echolocation, but I've overheard the doctors talking,
Bailey: I'm right here.
Destiny: There's not a thing wrong with him.
Bailey: I can hear every word you're saying about me.
Dory: What's echolocation?
Destiny: Well, Bailey's head is supposed to put out a call, and the echo helps him find objects far away. (turns to Bailey in a mimicking tone) Oh, but apparently, he's still healing.
Bailey: (Beat) …now I know you're talking about me.
The Joker: Don't talk about me like I'm not right here. It makes feel so... petty and vindictive.
Hey. Can I say something? Not that I mind you two talking about me like I'm not here... Well, actually, I do...
Supergirl: "Okay, but if this is kids' night at the Watchtower...what's she doing here...and why's she wearing her old outfit?"
Hawkgirl: "I voluntereed, Supergirl...and please don't talk about me like I'm not here."
Hawkgirl: "I voluntereed, Supergirl...and please don't talk about me like I'm not here."
Konrad Engel: Then I met Fräulein Vata here. Young, yes. Brash, foolhardy, eager to get her skull bashed in by steel or claw. An idealist, as though there were still ideals to strive for. Obnoxious, annoying, but-
Zamira Vata: You know I'm sitting right here, yeah?
Zamira Vata: You know I'm sitting right here, yeah?
Scott ate his dinner slowly, wondering where the Sentinels were when you really needed them. The Greys were studying him with an expression that most people reserved for rather distasteful insects. He always loved being discussed as if he wasn't even there.
Jo'on: Reimu, join me and I'll show you the joy of spending to your heart's content!
Shion: No, come with me! We're going to appreciate the feeling of poverty. And how are you going to get her to spend if she has no money?
Jo'on: She doesn't? I mean, she got donations right?
Shion: She does?
Shion: No, come with me! We're going to appreciate the feeling of poverty. And how are you going to get her to spend if she has no money?
Jo'on: She doesn't? I mean, she got donations right?
Shion: She does?
— This Touhou Project fancomic
Touhou Project fancomicCracker: What am I, chopped liver?
Chopped Liver: No, that's what I am.
Chopped Liver: No, that's what I am.
Rick: To live is to risk it all. Otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you. (not bothering to sound convincing at all) Oh, I'm sorry, Jerry, didn't see you there. How much of that did you hear?
Jerry: All of it, you were looking right at me!
Jerry: All of it, you were looking right at me!
Elvis: Local cat forgot other cat was there.
Lupin: Elvis, I was just minding my own business, when suddenly Goldie was still there. It was very startling...wait...
Goldie: I’m still here.
Church: The fuck? Tex! You’re gonna let him get away with talking to you like that? No asshole talks to you like that. Except me. But you slept with me, so— [suddenly freezes before turning to Wash while shaking with rage] Dude!? Have you slept with my girlfriend!?
Wash: [looks like he is going to be ill] God no!
Tex: [offended] What? Is that completely inconceivable to you, Wash? What the fuck kind of response was that? [turns to Church] And by the way, fuckface, if you want to know if I’ve slept with someone, how about you ask me. I’m standing right here.
Wash: [looks like he is going to be ill] God no!
Tex: [offended] What? Is that completely inconceivable to you, Wash? What the fuck kind of response was that? [turns to Church] And by the way, fuckface, if you want to know if I’ve slept with someone, how about you ask me. I’m standing right here.
Robin: You've quite the stern lieutenant there.
Lissa: Yeah, well, "stern" is one name for it. I can think of a few others!
Chrom: Frederick only smiles when he's about to bring down the axe.
Robin: Duly noted.
Frederick: *Ahem* You do realize that I am still present?
Lissa: Yeah, well, "stern" is one name for it. I can think of a few others!
Chrom: Frederick only smiles when he's about to bring down the axe.
Robin: Duly noted.
Frederick: *Ahem* You do realize that I am still present?
Kasumi: [to Joker] Um... so I've only shared pleasantries with Akechi-san... Would you say this is how he normally is? Like a, ah... ruthless sort of person?
Joker: Yep, this is his normal./Just everyday Akechi.
Kasumi: I see...
Akechi: What say we save the idle chatter for later and keep moving? [cue Oh, Crap! reaction from Kasumi] Unless teaming up with a "ruthless sort of person" is too much for you to handle.
Kasumi: [to Joker] ...Looks like we're busted.
Joker: Yep, this is his normal./Just everyday Akechi.
Kasumi: I see...
Akechi: What say we save the idle chatter for later and keep moving? [cue Oh, Crap! reaction from Kasumi] Unless teaming up with a "ruthless sort of person" is too much for you to handle.
Kasumi: [to Joker] ...Looks like we're busted.
— Persona 5 Royal
"Oh dear, it's always the fat ones..." Wonka says with a sigh, though he does not seem to notice how Hiro winces.
— Weeb's Wonka Game
Regina George: Ew, no. Why is he by our table?
Kevin Ganatra: I can hear you by the way.
Regina George: Can you hear me now? [Whispers and waves] Bye.
Kevin Ganatra: I can hear you by the way.
Regina George: Can you hear me now? [Whispers and waves] Bye.
