It's not like men have never used sex to get what they want. Frasier:
How can we possibly use sex to get what we want?! Sex is what we want!
, "Sleeping With The Enemy"
The look on Mulders face when Bambi suggests that UFO sightings are swarms of insects
is priceless; had this been Scully he would have raged at her for making such an outrageous suggestion but because Bambi is a hottie, he looks absorbed by her explanation, nodding his head like a puppy dog. In a teasing line, he says that he finds her scientific detachment quite refreshing when it is the very thing about Scully that drives him nuts
(he also tells his partner to feck off when he is in the middle of flirting with this buxom etymologist)...The way she talks to Bambi (this is no place for an etymologist) proves hilariously that women do suffer the mine is bigger than yours syndrome too.
I knew Niecy Nash was in Getting On
, Reno 911!
, Clean House
, The Soul Man
, Hair Show
and Cookie's Fortune
, but I had no idea she had a PhD in couples therapy
. I mean, thats why someone gave her money to write a book about marriage and relationships, right? Niecy has a book out called Its Hard To Fight Naked
and while talking about it with Playboy
, she said that men are simpletons who are happy as long as they have a hot meal in their mouth and a hot mouth on their dick.
Dr. Niecy, who definitely has a masters in blow jobs, basically admitted to giving her second husband of 3 years a beej every day...The anti-Peg Bundy
also says that getting her uterus taken out was the greatest thing shes ever done, because now she and her husband can bareback without worry. I guess Niecy doesnt know about condoms or birth control, but in her defense, she doesnt have time to research such things since shes always gargling peen and making dinner.
, "Niecy Nash Thinks The Key To A Happy Marriage Is Sucking Your Husbands Peen Every Day"
"He never even got to have sex with his mistress! That's what kills me. When you tweet your dick at people, publicly humiliate your wife, resign from Congress in disgrace, then
continue to sext with other womeneven as you're trying to resurrect your political careeryou should at least get to consummate the deal with the future Vivid Video contract worker on the other end of the line. Anthony Weiner happily risked it all just to
ask a total stranger to gag on his cock. He's the saddest lecher in American politics, and that's saying something, because they're
, "The 25 Least Influential People of 2013"
"Ben Stein, who the lowbrow among us will recognize as the eyedrop shilling 'Bueller.... Bueller....' guy from
Ferris Beuller's Day Off and the nerds will recognize as the conservative thought-generator and
American Spectator senior editor, has penned an incredibly bizarre stream of consciousness essay on how he is basically a slave to his dick and can't stop being tempted to give beautiful women who are not his wife money. This essay was printed in a magazine. Ben Stein is a caricature of a hapless rich guy being duped by beautiful women in a Marilyn Monroe movie."