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Frank: Something just happened, Liz!
Liz: Come on, you read Boobs Magazine!
Frank: I want Jamie.

Frank: I can't. I'm gay for Jamie.

"You can't be gay for one person unless you're a woman and you meet Ellen."
Liz Lemon, 30 Rock

"Ahaha, you're a funny one, Master. I love Orion the most, but I think I have some room for you, too!"
Artemis during her Bond 5 conversation with the player, Fate/Grand Order

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Val: You know Fran, if you really wanna dance, I'll dance with you.
Fran: Oh, I never pictured swinging with you.
Val: Really... you've never had that fantasy?
Fran: (pause) No.
Val: (quickly) Me neither!

Sara Lance: Even if it was, and it is not, we're completely different people.
Leo: I don't know...you're both strong women, you're both obsessed with repairing time. You're both super hot...(Sara gives him a look)..Gay, not blind.

Light: I am sorry though. Really. I think I was confused.
L: You were confused?
Light: Hmm.
L: But you're not anymore.
Light: No. Well, a little. Mostly embarrassed and... maybe I should see a psychiatrist?
L: Do I really have that effect?
Light: No!
L: Look, we'll forget about it. These things happen, I'm sure. I've read accounts of soldiers in the Belgian Congo being taken unaware by... waking up in the night and hormones and bad things.
Light: You have? Soldiers in the Belgian Congo?
L: They're very manly.
Light: They must be.
L: And the Spartans. Remember the Spartans.

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Salarian reproduction different. Very little sex drive. If intended to try human, would try you.
Mordin (to Shepard), Mass Effect 2

Betty Elms: (after kissing Rita) Have you ever done this before?
Rita: I don't know. Have you?
Betty Elms: I want to... with you.

"Cute >>> Dick"
Pish Lover

(after one mistaken for gay-joke too many)
John: We are not a couple!
Irene: Yes, you are.
John: Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes, but, for the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.
Irene: Well I am. Look at us both.
Sherlock, "A Scandal in Belgravia"

"I'm not a lesbian. I'm straight... with an exception."

"He is very handsome. [...] It's weird. It is just different. It's not men. It's just him."
Ianto Jones (to his sister regarding Jack Harkness), Torchwood

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"You want to know if I like boys. I don't know. I like THAT boy. Though I am still interested in women."

"I was so into Tig and I was falling in love with her and I didn't know how to identify it because I thought I was straight."
Stephanie Allynne, wife of Tig Notaro

Shinji: Why is it so hard for you to believe that he can love someone for who they are and not whether or not it's a boy or girl?
Asuka: It just means he's bi!
Shinji: I don't even think it's like that. He's not the type to be interested in "boys" or "girls"... He's just in love with the person. As If Ayanami is the only other human in the whole world.

"The hypnotizing powers of St. Angie Jolie's hypnotic vagina are no joke and they know no bounds! St. Angie's hypnotic vagina can lure in any straight man, straight woman, gay man, gay woman, bi woman, bi man, gay genderqueer, bi genderqueer, inanimate object, animal and on and on and on... In fact I heard that the snake St. Angie worked with in Alexander the Great can still be seen slithering across the front gate of her chateau in France. Even it is still whipped on her. St. Angie's powers are that good."

Asuka will still stoutly insist she's not into girls in general, but at least to herself and Shinji she'll quietly admit she's pretty Reisexual now.

Zoey: Isn't Alexander just gorgeous?!
Michelle: I thought you were only into girls...?
[Beat]
Zoey: (pulling out a pair of scissors and a hand drill) There's a solution for every problem!

Ennis Del Mar: You know I ain't no queer.
Jack Twist: Me neither.

I’d like to be with her, and I like the thought of going out with her and everything… in a few words, I really like her. But it’s just her. I’m not doubting my sexuality because I don’t like any other woman at all. It’s really just her. Maybe it’s because she is so perfect that I just have a crush on her, but I can’t stop thinking about her all the time and I just want her to be happy. Is that a crush? I don’t so, right?''.
Straight Girl Crushing On A Straight Girl

I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.
Clarence, True Romance

In a haze, I walked out into the heavy Manhattan air in the same clothes I'd worn to yoga. I was eager to get out of class, for fear of what other unanticipated adjustments might occur. The street provided no refuge, as there were men everywhere. My eyes darted left to right as man after man crossed my path. I ran to my office around the corner. What's happening to me?
Elena Azzoni, A Year Straight: Confessions of a Boy-Crazy Lesbian Beauty Queen

That is the great mystery, it’s been everyone’s biggest question. After coming out as a lesbian I never expected to be attracted to men again. I always had seen him as a very handsome, aesthetically pleasing man. I had never really saw him in a sexual way, but it was literally that moment where he was laying on top of me during pigeon pose, pressing his chest down onto me. I’m not sure what happened, but all of a sudden I went wild.
Elena Azzoni about her Yoga teacher

In the book I talk about the first few months of dating Theo. I had been trying to relate to him as though he was a woman, not the best idea. He was working as a cook in Martha’s Vineyard while I was down in New York. Every time he didn’t call for a few days, my mind would go wild. Naturally, I would delete his number from my phone and write him off completely. I would come up with about a million different scenarios and over-think everything. Sure enough, every time this happened he would end up calling like “Hey, babe. I was just watching the game when you called! I miss you.”
Elena Azzoni about Theo

Ricki: (kisses Larry)
Larry: You need a woman.
Ricki: (looking at Larry) I got one.
Gi Gli

Anne: Man, three years ago if someone told me you'd marry a boy and I'd be a lesbian — I would have laughed!
Erika: Whoah! When did you start calling yourself a dyke?
Anne: It's just easier to say than, "I'm a straight girl whose soulmate is a woman."
Erika: Yeah, that's why I've been calling myself "queer" — it's easier.
Anne: I don't really feel like a lesbian, though. It's this whole lifestyle I'm not a part of. I just love my girl.
Erika: That's why I have such a hard time letting go. "Lesbian" is my politics, my social sphere, my aesthetic, it's my IDENTITY. And then, suddenly it got too complicated to call myself that because I love one boy.
(Anne and Erika both sigh heavily, then perk up and high-five each other)
Anne: Whatever!
Erika: We're getting laid!
DAR!

Elaine: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Kramer, Kramer. Hold on a second, I don't get this. This woman has never been with a man her entire life!
Kramer: [shrug] I'm Kramer.
Series/Seinfeld

Larry: (to Ricki) As far as the whole lesbian thing goes, if you do ever think about hoppin' the fence, promise you'll give me a call first.
Gi Gli
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