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"I'm sick of everyone telling me what to do all the time! I hate my life! I hate everything! I wish I was dead! (taken aback by what he just said) ...Well, no, not really. I wish everyone else was dead."
Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

Wendy: Stan, I'm awful sorry you got dressed up like Raggedy Andy. Please don't be mad.
Cartman: How can he be mad with such pretty hair and rosy cheeks?
Stan: Trick-or-treat with yourself, Wendy! (starts walking away)
Wendy: But Stan...!
Stan: No buts, Wendy! I wish you were dead!
(at that very moment, Wendy gets attacked by a zombie)
South Park, "Pinkeye"

"Everyday I wake up and I hope you’re dead! Dead like... if I can guarantee Henry would be okay, I hope you’d get an illness and then get hit by a car and die!"
Charlie Barber, Marriage Story

Princess: I did the 'go away' spell.
Gardener: Oh! (chuckles) Did it work?
Princess: Yes!
Gardener: Oh, uh... good!
Princess: Not good — bad! I disappeared my mum! I didn't mean to ... (starts crying) But... I was cross! And I said the spell! I said... 'Abracadabra! Go away, Mum!' And now she's gone! ... And I want her back!
Little Princess, "I Want to Do Magic"

Milly: Molly's lost her voice... (sob) And... she can't sing in the concert... (sob) And it's all my fault!
Aunt Maude: Now, how on Earth is it your fault?!
Milly: 'Cause I wished I wasn't singing!
Aunt Maude: Fiddlesticks! That's ridiculous! Of course you didn't make Molly lose her voice!
— The cartoon version of Milly, Molly, "Class Concert"

Chuckie Finster: Look what you've done, Tommy! Look what you've done!
Tommy Pickles: I... I didn't mean to!
Chuckie Finster: Yes you did, Tommy! Remember? You wished that the baddest thing in the whole world would happen to Angelica and it did, Tommy! It really did!"
Tommy Pickles: But I didn't mean for something like this to happen!
Rugrats, "When Wishes Come True"

Darcy: I hate [your girlfriend].
David: You don't mean that, Darce—
Darcy: I d-do mean it. I hate her guts. And I hate your guts, too. I w-wish you were dead!
(David gets struck by a car chasing her down immediately after this)

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