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"The Zero-Mortals Plan. What an irony, needing the power of a mortal to achieve the Zero-Mortals Plan."
Zamasu on his partnership with Goku Black, Dragon Ball Super

"Look back through this essay, and for certain you will find that I have again and again committed the very faults I am protesting against."

"Nothing is more unjust, however common, than to charge with hypocrisy him that expresses zeal for those virtues which he neglects to practice; since he may be sincerely convinced of the advantages of conquering his passions, without having yet obtained the victory, as a man may be confident of the advantages of a voyage, or a journey, without having courage or industry to undertake it, and may honestly recommend to others, those attempts which he neglects himself."
Samuel Johnson

"ABC has finally come to the realization that the cast of The View has the cumulative IQ of a half-digested ass corn and nobody wants to see a bunch of twat bubbles talk about current events ('I do, which is why I’m reading Dlisted right now' – you 'Good point' – me)"

Yahtzee: The supernatural elements throw a few curve balls, but at least remain internally consistent — unlike the fact that a man who wears a Fedora and vest somehow managed to convince someone to marry him without choking on their own vomit during the vows.
Imp: (holds up old photo of Yahtzee wearing a hat and vest)
Yahtzee: Well I never said I wasn’t a hypocrite!

"Okay, I don't practice what I preach. I can get away with it; I'm a parent."

"I am aware of the hypocrisy!"

"I don't have time to debate which of us is the bigger hypocrite!"
Lelouch to Suzaku, Code Geass R2

"There's no need to go showing off like that. That's my job."

Moon Knight: So I've got this straight: you go up, you hide, you track fit people, and then you kill them, take pieces of them down here, and paste them into your body with obsolete, exotic machinery. And you think this is the purpose of their lives and your time and skills.
Slasher: No offense, buddy, but you're a mile underground wearing a white suit and a bag on your head.
Moon Knight: Fair point.
Moon Knight #1 (2014 series)

Lizzie: Ugh, she is such a filthy hypocrite- which she will never admit!
Gordo: Well, you can't really admit to being a hypocrite, because...then, you're not a hypocrite.
Lizzie McGuire, "Pool Party"

"What are you all looking at? Haven't you ever seen a hypocrite before?"
Leonard, The Big Bang Theory

Billie: Okay, you have a drinking problem.
Ruth: [Fascinating Eyebrow]
Billie: ...Yeah, so when the pot calls the kettle black, the kettle's still fuckin' black.

Player Character: If you hate the Force, why do you use it?
Darth Traya: I use it as I would use a poison, and in the hopes of understanding it, I will learn the way to kill it. But perhaps these are the excuses of an old woman who has grown to rely on a thing she despises.

Cell: In the meantime, what I really want to know is how you keep popping in and out of reality!
Goku: Oh, that's just my Instant Transmission.
Cell: And don't tell me, is that another technique you stole?
Goku: No...kinda... I got it from eating sick aliens.
Cell: That's disgusting.
Goku: You eat people all the time!
Cell: Yes. And I'm a monster.

Trinity: You always told me to stay off the freeway.
Morpheus: Yes, that's true.
Trinity: You said it was suicide.
Morpheus: Then let us hope... [Reloads gun] ...that I was wrong.
[They burst onto the freeway with police in Hot Pursuit]

... so it's basically impossible, and a complete waste of time. But then again, this is coming from the guy who just calculated a useless statistic in a ten year old game, so, you go do your thing.

Trevor: Well that's perfect. Then we can get back to the kind of capitalism we practice.
Franklin: Shit. I don't know how much more better that is than Devin's kind.
Michael: Hypocrisy, Franklin. Civilization's greatest virtue.

"Okay! I know it's filthy rich coming from me......but'cha powers are bullshit!"

"The only way to never do the wrong thing is to never do anything."
Molly Carpenter explains this trope in The Dresden Files


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