Intergalactic Judge: Michael J. Nelson, you are changed with the wanton and cruel destruction of many planets!
Mike: Oh, that? Well, come on, it's not—
Intergalactic Judge: We of the Intergalactic Tribunal, bound by neither space nor time, find your atrocities typical of humankind!
Mike: Oh, so it's one of those deals where I'm on trial for all of humanity and their fate depends on my guilt or innocence?
Intergalactic Judge: No! Why are you trying to blame everyone else? You're the guilty one, don't try to drag everyone else down with you!
Mike: Oh, that? Well, come on, it's not—
Intergalactic Judge: We of the Intergalactic Tribunal, bound by neither space nor time, find your atrocities typical of humankind!
Mike: Oh, so it's one of those deals where I'm on trial for all of humanity and their fate depends on my guilt or innocence?
Intergalactic Judge: No! Why are you trying to blame everyone else? You're the guilty one, don't try to drag everyone else down with you!
