Quotes / Hulk Speak

Burbank: You master now?
Talon: Better than that, I'll teach you to think for yourselves, and use verbs.

— Gargoyles

Harold: Did Melvin just say me no like tissues?
George: Yeah, I've never heard him misuse an objective pronoun before. Who does he think he is, Frankenstein?

— Captain Underpants

"I like good food, provided there's lots of it. Skimp, and no matter how good the victuals, I just may tip the table over, David Banner-like, throwing open cabinet doors and shrieking article-free phrases like 'Me hungry more bird,' and, 'More potato. Three not 'nough!'"

— Michael J. Nelson, Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese

Fake Thog: *Ahem* THOG SMASHES!
Kilkil: Sir, watch your grammar!
Malack: Why, what's wrong with it?
Kilkil: Absolutely nothing!

— The Order of the Stick

"crong hope crong get to verb conjugation before end of week."

"gok look forward to first-person pronouns."

"capital letters intrigue mungu."

— A horde of orcs, The Order of the Stick

"Removing prepositions makes it more condescending."

— Phineas, Phineas and Ferb, "Tip Of the Day"

Kug: Me hear people, but me not see people.
Thog: No big deal. Everybody make mistake.

—Futurama

"PROFESSOR! LAVA! HOT!"

— Professor Farnsworth, Futurama

"HOBSON SMASH!"

— Hobson, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series

"Rocket fist make Freddie so happy!"

— Fred, Big Hero 6

Zor-El — ashamed of my name. But you — never forget Lar-On!

— Lar-On to Supergirl, Supergirl (Rebirth)

Mulch: MULCH! EAT! KIDS!
Kenny: "Mulch eat kids. Mulch eat kids." Mulch has really got to work on his vocabulary. Use your words!

— Kenny the Shark

Have to... want to... need to... must... FORM!

— The Cluster, Steven Universe

"Bizarro No. 1 am in heap of trouble when Blue Kryptonite meanies invade Bizarro World. Worse yet, them am not even want to conquer it! Them am fiendish fiends!"

— Bizarro, The Unfantastic Adventures of Bizarro No. 1

"I'm sorry, did you prefer it when my vocabulary was limited to "TANKOR SMAAAASH"? Poetic, perhaps, but somehow it just isn't me anymore."

—Tankor, Beast Machines

Spider-Man: Hulk! Look! Bad men incoming! Shake floor! Hulk smash!

Beat

Hulk: Why are you talkin’ to me like I’m an idiot?

—The Avengers 2016

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