You've made it through Halloween, now try and survive Christmas.
— One of the taglines for Silent Night, Deadly Night
"You scared, ain't ya? You should be! Christmas Eve is the scariest damn night of the year!"
— Grandpa Chapman, Silent Night, Deadly Night
There are horror movies to go along with every fucking holiday, aren't there?
1st came Halloween... then came Friday the 13th... and now this Christmas, you better believe in Santa... or he'll slay you.
— One of the taglines for Christmas Evil
"The important thing is that I kept up my special birthday tradition of gut-wrenching misery and horror."
— Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Sit back, relax, and enjoy this preview of my latest release, "Arbor Day"... Okay, so "Arbor Day" dosn't exactly give you goosebumps! But all the real scary titles like "Friday The 13th," "Prom Night." "Easter Sunday," "New Year's Eve," "Halloween" and "Mother's Day" have been used!
—Arbour Day, MAD Magazine
"So the first segment is called "Father's Day". It's about damn time someone made a horror movie about that! why should all these other holidays get all the attention?