And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?"
They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed."
And Jesus replied, "What?"
"And a great lag shall decendeth upon the net as if a large dollop of marshmallow cream, and shall the net become slow by its presence and thus the undernet shall slow as molasses in January."
— Fernblatt, in IRC #callahans
And behold, thusly was the Law formulated: Imposition of Order = Escalation of Disorder!
As they raced down the corridor Zarkendorf's voice boomed at them from numerous wallscreens.
"And God looked upon the wickedness of Man that was great upon the Earth and He was rather annoyed. And God said unto Noah: "I'm supposed to be omniscient — why didn't I see this coming? All flesh is grass and I am a lawnmower. I shall blot out Man whom I have created from the face of the land. I shall purge him with a horde of cute furry tribbles..."
"Yep, he's definitely a fruitcake," muttered Proton.
