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Sour Belly Trio: Let's all square dance!!
Places all.
Bow to your corner.
Bow to your own.

Three hands up and 'round you go.
Break it off with a do-si-do.
Chicken in the breadpan, kickin' out dough,
Skip to ma lou, my darlin'!

The old lady out, you pretty little thing.
Promenade around the ring.
Big foot up and little foot down.
Make that big foot jar the ground.

Ladies step out and two gents in.
Back you go and forward in.
Step right up with an elbow swing,
Skip to ma lou, my darlin'!

Allemande left with the old left hand,
Follow through with a right left grand.
Meet your honey with a great big smile,
Promenade Indian style.

<Bugs unplugs the jukebox...>

Bugs: Promenade across da floor,
Sashay right on out da door,
Out da door and into da glade,
And everybody promenade!
(fiddle)

Step right up, yer doin' fine.
I'll pull your beard, you pull mine.
Yank it again like ya did before,
Break it up wid a tug-o-war!
(fiddle)

Now into da brook an' fish for da trout,
Dive right in and splash about,
Trout, trout, pretty little trout,
One more splash and come right out!
(fiddle)

Shake like a hound dog, shake again.
Wallow around in de ol' pigpen,
Wallow some more, y'all know how,
Roll around like an old fat sow.

Allemande left with your left hand,
Follow through with a right left grand,
Now lead yer partner, da dirty old thing.
Follow through with an elbow swing.

Grab a fencepost, hold it tight,
Womp yer partner wid all yer might,
Now hit 'im in da shin, hit 'im in da head,
Hit 'im again, da critter ain't dead.

Womp 'im low an' womp 'im high,
Stick yer finger in his eye,
Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound,
Bang yer heads against da ground!
(short fiddle)

Promenade all around da room,
Promenade like a bride and groom,
Open up da door, step right in,
Close da door and into a spin.

Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl,
Jump all around like a flyin' squirrel,
Now don't you cuss and don't you swear,
Just all come out and form a square.
(fiddle)

Now right hand over and left hand under,
Both join hands and run like thunder,
Over da hill an' over da dale,
Duck yer head an' lift yer tail!
(short fiddle)

Now don't you stray an' don't you roam,
Just turn around and promenade home.
Corn in da crib pen, wheat in da sack,
Turn to yer partner, promenade back!
(fiddle)

(spoken) And now yer home. Bow to yer partner. Bow to da gent across da hall. And dat is all! (fiddle)

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