Stand up, all fat men, stand up straight
Stand up because no chair can hold your weight
If God created us to be so big,
that's proof He must be a big fat pig
God's real flabby with an ass so wide
His arms look like pillows with cake mix inside
God's man-boobs are flabby and they hurt when He jogs,
and the back of God's neck looks like a pack off hot dogs
Stand up because no chair can hold your weight
If God created us to be so big,
that's proof He must be a big fat pig
God's real flabby with an ass so wide
His arms look like pillows with cake mix inside
God's man-boobs are flabby and they hurt when He jogs,
and the back of God's neck looks like a pack off hot dogs
