"I've got the perfect plan. This is the greatest plannnnnnnn!"
"You've been quite elusive. But your skills make you worth the catch."
— The General, Infiltrating the Airship
"Well, if it isn't Henry. There has not been an incident here in 50 years - and the day you show up, this happens! You are going to regret every... Huh?"
"That was a close one, Henry! But I'm not going to pull you up. See, without you I'll become the leader of the Toppat Clan again. I just wanted to look you in the eyes as I took it all back... Goodbye."
— The Toppat Leader, Fleeing the Complex, The Betrayed ending
Fail Screens - Escaping the Prison
"You just can't seem to get the hang of that thing can you?"
— FAIL screen, Escaping the Prison, when Henry uses the Teleporter to escape but ends up on the firing range and gets shot
"This seems awfully familiar...."
Fail Screens - Stealing the Diamond
"U GET CUT! Y U NO BLEED?" (A: The laser cauterized it.)
— FAIL screen, Stealing the Diamond, after Henry slices himself in two with a laser cutter
"It's hard to see when you're invisible, no?"
— FAIL screen, Stealing the Diamond, when Henry swallows an invisibility pill and ends up falling off the roof of the museumnote
"Why does that ALWAYS happen?"
— FAIL screen, Stealing the Diamond, when Henry reaches for a crowbar exhibit and gets mauled by headcrabs
"Did you really think that was going to work?"
— FAIL screen, Stealing the Diamond, lampshading the idiocy of dropping straight onto the Diamond
"Only one man is capable of the Falcon Punch."
— FAIL screen, Stealing the Diamond, after Henry tries to Falcon Punch the guard - only for it to whiff and for the guard to pull a gun on him
Fail Screens - Infiltrating the Airship
"You went to the 1st Dimension. It's ok just flip the switch up to get back to.. Oh right.."
— FAIL screen, Infiltrating the Airship, after Henry tries to use the Transdimensionalizernote
"I think you put too much energy into it that time."
— FAIL screen, Infiltrating the Airship, where Henry tries to Falcon Kick the Toppat Clan member but vaporizes himself instead, in a hilarious Call-Back to Stealing The Diamond
"Newton's 3rd law. One force is actually two forces and they, uh, are the same but they're also different. Yeah..... Something like that."
— FAIL screen, Infiltrating the Airship; yet another nonsensical explanation on how something happened the way it did (in this case, Henry firing a laser gun from his plastic cannonball managed to push Henry off the ship, even though this would be impossible in real life)
"'Watt' are you doing? That's quite 'shocking' ! I'm glad I'm not in your 'current' situation. I bet you can't wait to go 'Ohm'."
— FAIL screen, Infiltrating the Airship, where Henry gets electrocuted after a failed hack and the narration makes several jokes about it
"'You're a bender, Harry.' - Gandalf"
— FAIL screen, Infiltrating the Airship, after Henry tries to metalbend a small sheet to reach the fleeing Toppat Leader, only to metalbend the airship's propellers by mistake
"Hey look! Charles is here!"
— FAIL screen, Infiltrating the Airship, when Charles "helps" by flying the helicopter straight into the airship
Fail Screens - Fleeing the Complex
"Well you see, because of entropy, the... uh.. Alright I can't BS my way through this one."
— FAIL screen, Fleeing the Complex, after Henry uses a small magnet to somehow pull the Toppat Clan's giant airship into the Wall
"I... Wh... I just.. Whaat."
— FAIL screen, Fleeing the Complex, where Henry distracts the guards by dancing, but fails to stop after successfully distracting them. Ellie just shrugs and joins in after a moment, leading to the above quote
"Not again! You should know better!"
— FAIL screen, Fleeing the Complex, when Charles attempts to "help" (again) by flying straight at the Wall. See his quote in the "In-Universe" tab above