Quotes / Healing Shiv

"I really like their use of the phrase 'Cure Weapons,' which makes me think of a weaponized Robert Smith."

— Chris Sims on X-Men: The Last Stand

"I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds."

— Sarge, Red vs. Blue

"I turned the spear into a healing spear, like this healing shiv. [Stabs Thief] Or maybe that's my regular shiv."

— Sarda, 8-Bit Theater

Aradia: s0, any new experiments y0u were g0ing t0 try, Kanaya?

Medic!Kanaya: Yes Indeed I Am Currently Working On A New Beam Weapon That Dispenses A Very Powerful Laser

(Medic!Kanaya looks down.)

Medic!Kanaya: However All It Can Do Currently Is To In Fact Heal The Target Instead Of Harming It And You Know What I Say About These Things

Aradia: uh, "the healing is n0t as rewarding as the hurting?"

but really

i think that is a very w0rthwhile s0rt 0f device t0 w0rk 0n

have y0u tested it 0n anything yet?

Medic!Kanaya: Exactly That Yes

(Medic!Kanaya tilts her head)

Medic!Kanaya: And How Would Be A Device That Heals Your Opponent Be Of Any Use?

Ace: Maybe, you could use it on your allies. Have you tried that yet?

Aradia: perhaps y0ur enemy w0uldn't be the target

rather

it helps heal any 0f y0ur allies s0 that y0u d0n't waste as much time 0n the healing

s0 y0u c0uld get back t0 the, er, hurting faster

...and that's just in c0mbat

think 0f h0w it c0uld be used in, say, n0n-combat situati0ns

Medic!Kanaya: This Is Indeed Quite An Idea Using It On Your Allies

— Conversation about the Medigun in We Are Our Avatars

"Why would lightning heal you?!"

— Michael in Rooster Teeth's Let's Play of Worms 2: Armageddon

"These Charms look like .44 caliber bullets, but with jade tips. When shot from a .44 magnum pistol, Unbullets do their damage in reverse; that is, they heal the amount of damage a normal round would would have inflicted. Unbullets are know to come only in .44-caliber size, and therefore heal 6 dice of lethal damage to the target."

— Mage: The Ascension - Forged By Dragon's Fire

"Healing people by shooting them? The wonders of modern medicine."

—Ana Amari, Heroes of the Storm

"Amazon, alien, human— the ray can heal almost any wound for any of us in seconds."

— Wonder Woman, Way of the World

"It's called acupuncture, I stab you with something sharp and then you feel good!"

— Shin Nohara, Crayon Shinchan

---