"I hate Mondays. Do you know why I hate Mondays? It's because Mondays hate me."
— Garfield, before and after getting crushed by furnishing.
"I've grown to hate Fridays."
— Benjamin Sisko, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "In the Pale Moonlight"
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