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"From this bag here why I can pull most anything imag'nable
Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal."
Yakko Warner, Animaniacs

Otacon: That's Link. He's the hero of Hyrule. That blade in his hand is called the Master Sword, also known as the 'Blade of Evil's Bane'. He also has a whole arsenal of items at his disposal—bombs and arrows, a shield, a boomerang, and a Clawshot. He's a force to be reckoned with.
Snake: Gear is only useful when it's used at the right time and place. Just lugging a ton of it around doesn't do you any good.
Otacon: ...I, uh... I wouldn't be talking if I were you, Snake.
Snake: What's that supposed to mean?
Otacon: You tell me, Mr. Utility Belt.

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"Try to think of all the good times, like remember all the great stuff we used to pull out from behind our backs."
Timon, Timon & Pumbaa

"Where did you get that?"

"You know, that bag of yours must be magic. It's always got just what we need."
Sheeta, Castle in the Sky

Helen: Um. Where did you get that mallet?
Mell: Whatdya mean? Mallets just happen.

Sam: You don't even have pockets. Where do you keep all that stuff.
Max: In my sock.
Sam: You don't wear socks. Where do you keep them?
Max: That's... none of your damn business.
Sam & Max: The Penal Zone

Bumblebee: At least I can get this junk out of me. I was feeling kinda bloated.
[Electronic devices suddenly fall out of him, Prowl gives him a look]
Bumblebee: What? You said to pack the bare essentials!
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Prowl: Since when are surround-sound speakers, a strobe light, and a hand-held media player "bare essentials?"
Bumblebee: You should've seen what I left back at the plant.
Prowl: Where did you even find room for all of this junk?
[Bumblebee taps his fingers uncomfortably]
Bumblebee: I'd... rather not say.
Transformers Animated , Nature Calls

Roy: Elan, where does Haley keep her arrows?
Elan: I dunno. They just sort of appear in her hand when she needs one.

Oh I’m sorry, Nancy, but did I just hear you say you didn’t want to lug something around?
Is a saddle really going to make that much of a difference when you’re already carrying around approximately twelve pieces of paper, two lockets (one of which is inside its own BOX,) an entire set of tuning forks, ten whole arrowheads, a fuckin music box, a horseshoe, a purse, a box of beads, a water canteen, and various other rocks and keys and shit?
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Not to mention your first day here when i literally had you carrying around kindling and FIREWOOD ALL DAY AND YOU SAID NOTHING AT ALL
But a saddle is just NOT OKAY WITH YOU
Well.
— A blogger lampshading this trope in Nancy Drew: Secret of Shadow Ranch

Egoraptor: (Silver gets a Chaos Emerald) Where did he keep that? (Sonic gets a Chaos Emerald) Where did they keep THAT?
"You're telling me that I could go into a sporting goods store in this world, buy a tent, and tell the devil in my magic lamp to turn that into ten Curaga spells? Do these spells take up tangible space, are they in a book or are they in my pocket? How does the character actually junction these spells to their hit points? Is it like a ring or a lotion or something? Where are your hit points located? I can also tell the Devil to refine his own card into 100 black holes, which I can then refine into the Demi spell, which is a great spell... but what's a black hole? Do you actually mean to say that I'm carrying 100 collapsed stars in my pants, and I got all that from a playing card?"
The Spoony One, on Final Fantasy VIII's metaphysics.

Dancer gestured theatrically upwards. The air above Dancer became simultaneously charged with energy and dead still. A tiny crack in the world was torn above him and a soulsteel rapier fell out from it, as though cutting itself from one world and into another.

Shinji:“Where did you get this?”
TJ:“Holdout Pocket technique. A little spatial fold tied to your personal space, good for keeping an emergency backup weapon or something handy. I also keep cold drinks in mine. It’s not a hard trick to learn. First year Weapon Theory stuff. I could probably teach you pretty quickly if you’ve got a gun or a knife you’d like to try it on.”
A Crown of Stars, chapter 53

I pull out one of my hatchets. I don’t even know where I get them anymore, they just come to me when I need them and vanish when they become ‘evidence’.
Asuka Langley Sohryu, Thousand Shinji

Wiz: This is an animation technique commonly known as the "magic satchel", though its existence as an actual thing is preposterous.
[An elephant appears out of nowhere next to Deadpool, and trumpets]
Wiz: I hate you.
Deadpool: Aww, I hate you too.
Boomstick: Me too.

Spider-Ham: [pulls a hammer from thin air] Miles, I want you to have this. It will fit in your pocket.

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