History Quotes / GreenAesop

->'''Earth:''' [[DeathWorld Your temperature is deadly, your air is poison, and you're not hospitable to plants or animals.]] They've been talking about terraforming you, but... yeah, that's not gonna happen any time soon.\\
'''Mars:''' I don't get it. Why don't they stay on you, then?\\

-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{Solarballs}}''

->To hunt a species to extinction is not logical.

-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}'''

->If Grace is with you, look into her memories. See the world we come from. There's no green there. They ''killed'' their Mother, and they're going to do the same thing here. More sky people will come, they're going to keep coming like a rain that never ends - unless we stop them.

->'''Earl:''' And I guess I owe the rest of you an apology, too. You know, for [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt bringing on the end of the world and civilization and everything.]]
->'''Ethyl:''' I always knew you'd screw things up. I just didn't know how bad.
->'''Fran:''' Mother, he said he was sorry!
->'''Earl:''' And I know I put too much faith in progress and technology, and had too little respect for nature. But it's so easy to take nature for granted, because it's always there. And technology is so bright and shiny and new.
->'''Fran:''' We understand, sweetheart.
->'''Baby:''' Understand what?
->''(the rest of the family turns to Earl with dreadful anticipation)''
->'''Earl:''' Uh... Well, little guy, what happened was... Daddy was put in charge of the world, and he didn't take real good care of it. And now, it looks like there won't be much of a world left for you or your brother and sister to live in.
->'''Baby:''' Are we gonna move?
->'''Earl:''' Well... no. There's no place to move ''to''. This is the only world we got.
->'''Baby:''' But what's gonna happen to ''us?''
->''(again, everyone turns to Earl)''
->'''Earl:''' Well... I don't exactly know.
->'''Robbie:''' But whatever it is, nobody's gonna leave you.
->'''Charlene:''' That's right, little guy. We'll all stay together.
->'''Earl:''' Yeah, yeah! And hey, I'm sure it'll all work out okay. After all, dinosaurs have been on this Earth for 150 million years. [[TemptingFate And it's not like we're gonna just...]] ''[[KilledOffForReal disappear]]''.
-->-- ''{{Series/Dinosaurs}}'', "Changing Nature"

-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'''

->Gah, radioactive waste! Burns! Stinks! Who do you suppose left all that radioactive waste down there? And why? '''Why?''' Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good! Why can't we find a way to safely dispose of radioactive waste and protect the environment? Even if I personally stop this alien invasion, what kind of planet will we be leaving to our children? And our children's children, and... [[{{Lost Aesop}} oh the humanity! My big gun is out of bullets!]]
-->-- '''The Marine''', the ''{{Comicbook/Doom}}'' comic

->Protect the environment... ''or I'll fucking kill you!''
-->-- '''Ted Turner''' as '''WesternAnimation/{{Captain Planet|and the Planeteers}}''', ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken''

->So, remember, kids: if we're not nice to Mother Nature... she'll kick our butts.

-> So don't be cross when momma says turn that extra light out
-> Just turn it off till we find us a fuel that never runs out
-> If everyone tries a bit harder
-> Our fuel will go farther and farther
-> Energy...
-> We're going to be stretching you out

-> save the earth \\
keep clean \\

-->-- '''WebAnimation/TerribleWritingAdvice, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rRTHhGVUHg ENVIRONMENTALISM]]'''

->''I'm getting sick and goddamned tired of all these [[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers looters and polluters]]!''

->''Oh, for [[CensoredForComedy f*ck's]] sake, [[Film/PacificRim even the movie about]] giant robots fighting giant alien monsters has to shove environmental messages down out throats!''
-->--'''WebVideo/CinemaSins, in response to Dr. Newt Geisler's statement that humanity "practically terraformed" the Earth for those responsible for the AlienInvasion with all of the polluting.'''

-->--'''WebVideo/CinemaSins, first sin counted for ''Film/Godzilla1998'' (which places the blame of this version of Godzilla to mutations caused by the Bikini Atoll nuclear tests).'''

->''So we will keep making [[Film/GeoStorm weather disaster films]] until [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU LISTEN... CONGRESS!]]''
-->--'''WebVideo/CinemaSins, in response to the OpeningNarration explaining how polluting led to HostileWeather that led to creating the weather controlling machinery that will eventually enable the titular mega-disaster.'''

-->''Unless someone like you''
-->''cares a whole awful lot,''
-->''nothing is going to get better.''
-->''It's not.''
-->--'''The Once-ler from Literature/TheLorax by Creator/DrSeuss'''

-->''Series/SesameStreet'', "The Ballad of Willie Wimple"

-->--''Series/TheSootyShow'', "What a Load of Rubbish"

-->--'''[[https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/arctic-dogs-1251743 The Hollywood Reporter's review]]''' of ''Arctic Dogs''

->''Though academic circles warn of rising sea levels, the policy makers pay them no heed. At this rate, human civilization may be lost beneath the tide.''
-->-- '''Sunken Scroll''' [[note]]dating to at least [[AfterTheEnd 12,000 years before the events of the game]][[/note]], ''VideoGame/Splatoon1''

->''If a few hundred years of civilization have to be totaled just to ensure that a bunch of smelly quasi-human creatures have a safe haven for their disgusting lifestyles, then so be it.''
-->--'''Max''', ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxHitTheRoad''

->''Being green is hot (It's hot!)''
->''Being green is cool (It's cool!)''
->''Eat your salad, save the planet''
->''Being green is sexy as...''
-->--'''Citi Zēni''', "Eat Your Salad" - Latvian entry for the 2022 edition of the ''Series/EurovisionSongContest''

-->-- '''Sunken Scroll''' [[note]]dating to at least [[AfterTheEnd 12,000 years before the events of the game]][[/note]], ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}''

->''Being green is cool (It's cool)''

''Being green is cool (It's cool)''
''Eat your salad, save the planet''
''Being green is sexy as...''

''Being green is hot (It's hot!)''

->''If a few hundred years of civilisation have to be totalled just to ensure that a bunch of smelly quasi-human creatures have a safe haven for their disgusting lifestyles, then so be it.''

->It's easy to take nature for granted, because it's always there. While technology is exciting and new.
-->-- '''Earl Sinclair''', ''{{Series/Dinosaurs}}'', "Changing Nature"