2-D (Stuart Pot)
"I never really thought about anything as far as I can remember." "Hello... You lost me at hello..." "I know there's a rumor going around that my real name is Stuart Tusspot, or summfink, but that's not true. It's Pot. Stuart Pot." "Just a peppermint tea for me..."
(On how he would explain the band to someone who had never heard of them) "We are a band."
(To Murdoc's usual bragging) "In your dreams, Pedro."
(To Murdoc on writing a movie, seconds before triggering the meltdown
that nearly killed
him) ''"We can get Colin Farrell to play you."'
(Quoting his mother) "'Drink like a fish and you'll end up battered.'"
(During the Stylo music video) "It's Bruce!"
(Explaining where he was) "Toilet."
"I'm Murdoc Niccals, and I'm up for it. All the time."
(To 2-D): "Hey! Faceache!"
"Full frontal pelvic thrust bass shagging!" "Kids eh? Little treasures, I love 'em... couldn't eat a whole one though..." "I don't care about your pain. Entertain me. Or go home." "Purple Headed Trouser Snake... I have no idea why I said that... Are we allowed to say that on the Tellypod... ?... Telly... I... iPod..." "The Bath! Hey you guys, I'm just gonna take a Bath."
(Dismissing the MTV Cribs camera crew) "I have some, uh, business to take care of that's...pretty important, so uh, you lot better fuck off."
(On having to look after 2D during his coma) "You were just a plank, really. It was like looking after a bag of cement."
(On how 2D tans) "Mate, you go bright pink. Like an embarrassed lobster."
"Better than stinking of poppers."
"If you play another bum note on that hillbilly instrument, I'll stick it in your mouth!"
"Thank you and see you soon! Bye-Bye!" "Every band is destroyed by its success. Cartoon bands are no exception."
(On De La Soul
's performance in Feel Good, Inc
)"Many people in life seem drawn to the more insane figures, who throw their weight around, seemingly oblivious to the effect that they have on people's feelings. Maybe they see this attribute as a sign of strength. However, I believe it's a downward spiral in which everyone gradually has their soul eroded."
(When Murdoc is in her room in the MTV Cribs video) "(Shouting in Japanese) It's my room! (Throws her game at the camera) Get out! GET OUT!"
(To Murdoc) "Oh man, where'd you get that outfit?! You can't go dressin' up as a goddamn Nazi! You cracker-ass..."
"Yeah, I got a real appetite."
(On why his "Seventh Heaven Hip-Hop and Harmony Album" failed.
) "It all went bad. Evil. It just ended up with a life of its own. And there was a sickly gloop coming out of the speakers. I could tell the album had gone sour. You could hear people laughing in the background. It sounded like some wonky David Koresh tape. All panpipes and meditation chants, but it was like the sound was trying to...lull you into a dream-like state, so it could eat your soul. Really spooky. Like a children's nursery rhyme from some horror movie."
(After Murdoc thanks him for punching him in the back of the head as he was choking on fries) "I didn't know you were choking."