Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be...
—Professor Farnsworth, Futurama
I cut it out. I can't hear the buzzing voices anymore. I can't feel the immaculate machine. The numbness feels kind of like hope.
Don't the others feel what's happening? What's being eaten away? What's changing? It's not my problem anymore. It's done. The Council can't have me anymore. Gaia can't have me. My guilt can't have me.
They gave me eternity when I didn't want another second. I've returned the gift.
No more tears. No more words. It's time to sleep. One final dream.
I'm coming home, Callum. See you soon, little duck.
They gave me eternity when I didn't want another second. I've returned the gift.
No more tears. No more words. It's time to sleep. One final dream.
I'm coming home, Callum. See you soon, little duck.
— Lorraine Maillard,, The Secret World
"Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth chooses death!"
— Miles Edgeworth's supposed suicide note, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Justice For All
Get out of my head before I do what I know is best for you.
Get out of my head before I listen to everything she said to me.
Get out of my head before I show you how much I love you.
Get out of my head before I finish writing this poem.
But a poem is never actually finished.
It just stops moving.
Get out of my head before I listen to everything she said to me.
Get out of my head before I show you how much I love you.
Get out of my head before I finish writing this poem.
But a poem is never actually finished.
It just stops moving.
— The last lines of %, Doki Doki Literature Club!
"Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world!"
—Johnny, The Room
"Dearest Helena: By now, the news of our defeat has reached the Earth. The creatures we were sent here to tame are un-tamable, and the colonies we were sent to reclaim have proven to be stronger than we anticipated. Whatever you may hear about what has happened out here, know this: Alexei did not die gloriously in battle. I killed him. My pride killed him. And now my pride has consumed me as well. You will never see me again, Helena. Tell our children that I love them, and that their father died in defense of their future. Au revoir."
— Admiral Gerard DuGalle, Starcraft I: Brood War
Dear Diary,
Today I died. I was killed by this thing in [Place]. (ugly)
I leave all that I own to my pet cat Guppy. (cool stuff!)
Goodbye, Cruel World!
-XOXO [Character]
Today I died. I was killed by this thing in [Place]. (ugly)
I leave all that I own to my pet cat Guppy. (cool stuff!)
Goodbye, Cruel World!
-XOXO [Character]
Homer: Goodbye, cruel world! (Beat) And goodbye, Cruller World!
Cruller World truck driver: Bye, Homer!
Hey guys, guess what!
Keep on reading!
How is everyone doing? I hope you are all fine.
I am not fine, as you can no doubt tell by me hanging here from the ceiling fixture.
You are the ones who drove me to this. I was doing just fine until you fuckers came along.
I hope you're happy now that I'm goddamn dead.
Signed, the corpse in this room.
P.S. Fuck you people!
— George Carlin, Life Is Worth Losing
Jimmy: Goodbye world!
Earth: Okay, see you around, Jimmy! Where you go—OH, OH NO!! That's not what I thought he meant at all!
— ASDF Movie 3
The world was cruel. We wondered why he felt the need to say goodbye.
— The Singer, by Calvin Miller
