they're always fighting, making a fool out of you.
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your motherfuckin conscience
Eminem: That's nonsense!
Go in, gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
and borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days
If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades
Orange: (laughs) Good idea, Devil Orange!
Angel Orange: Oh, no, Orange, you can't tell him that!
Orange: I can't?
Angel Orange: No! You should ask Cucumber... "Why the long face?"
Angel Pinto: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Devil Pinto: Ah, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas! You'll never get a better chance!
Angel Pinto: If you lay one finger on that poor, sweet, helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever! (beat) I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Devil Pinto: You homo!
(Dennis looks at his other shoulder)
Dennis' Shoulder Devil: What are you looking for?
Dennis: Isn't there supposed to be an angel over here?
Dennis' Shoulder Devil: Are you Dennis Finch?
Dennis' Shoulder Devil: Then no. Do it!
Janeway: What to do, what to do?
Shoulder Devil: Well, I think you should—
Janeway: I have no room for that religious crap. Get that out of here!
Shoulder Atom: Good. Now we can discuss this rationally.
Janeway: Eh, I'm willing to try anything once. Lay some on me. What would you do?
Shoulder Atom: Oh. Well, not me per se; I mean, I'm just an atom. But, I can form a molecule with others—
Janeway: Bor-ing! How do you deal with your enemies?
Shoulder Atom: Eh, he he. Well... I don't have anything like that. The only thing I could really do is split and hope the energy release would destroy them all.
Janeway: Eh... not too crazy about killing myself to kill my enemies, but... hell, I'll keep my options open. Now, what do you think?
Shoulder Cowboy: (scared) What am I even doing here and how the hell do I get out?!
Janeway: Haha, I like the cut of your jib! All right, what do you think?
Shoulder Spider: YOU SHOULD EAT HARRYYYYY!
Janeway: For the last time, I am not eating Harry! Not while he's still of use to me... All right, I'm going with the Shoulder Cowboy. We're leaving.
Nurture: What?! No! Don't do it!
Nature: Hug hug hug hug hug— MMPH!
Nurture: (grabs Nature) Quiet, you!
Nature: (flails arms) MMMPH!
Nurture: Quit squirming!
Nephilim: Listen to the voices—
Both: That whisper in your sleep. You are with the chosen—
Grigorii: But you must choose for yourself.
Nephilim: But you must make the right choices.
Both: You are cursed with free will.
Nephilim: We are here to guide you to the light.
Grigorii: It's not my place to intervene. But then, this—
Nephilim: Even if this is—
Both: Merely a dream. Make the right choices, and be mindful of the voices that whisper.
Grigorii: They corrupt.
Nephilim: They speak the truth.