"Bob was feeling teed off. 'There's only one fair way to hack my way outta this rough situation.' he mumbled, reaching for his nine. Iron. 'Time to go clubbing.'"
— Bob And Alice And The Bunker Hill Boys
"Well, I'll never call golf a dull game again!"
— Casey Jones, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Robot Captain: You aren't angry?
Vexxarr: Not at all. I'm in a Zen-like calm.
Robot Captain: What is that, exactly?
Vexxarr: I remain calm by focusing on the exact spot my sand wedge must strike to separate your head from your body.
— Vexxarr, "Sand Wedge"
Discipline and technology usually trump savagery. But they don't trump you and a handy golf club.
"Edinburgh and Glasgow are very different cities. For example, if you see a guy in Edinburgh walking down the street carrying a golf club, he's often going to play a game of golf.'"
