Reynaldo Rivera: Canada es un pais donde viven las novias falsas... Canada is a country where fake girlfriends live.
—So Random!, Learning Spanish with Reynaldo Rivera
Moe: Don't you dumb hags know that all male figure skaters are twinkly in the lutz.
Elvin Stojko: That's a common misconception. I have a girlfriend in Vancouver.
Moe: Made-up girlfriend, made-up city!
—The Simpsons, "Kill Gill, Volumes I & II"
Randal: What did you say your girlfriend's name was again?
Elias: Myra Hotchkiss.
Randal: You made her up. That name sounds so made up.
Tetsu: Suzu, you never mentioned your boyfriend's name, so I thought he was imaginary.
Suzu: Who do you take me for!?
Frasier: You're married?
Bulldog: To a woman?
Gil: Of course to a woman! How many times have I mentioned Deb? "I must be running along now, Deb will be waiting."
Roz: ... we thought Deb was your cat.
Gil: She is not a cat! She is Mrs. Gilbert Leslie Chesterton, a Sarah Laurence graduate and the owner of a highly successful auto-body repair shop! Honestly, the conclusions people make just because a man dresses well and knows how to handle a pastry bag!
Bulldog: To a woman?
Gil: Of course to a woman! How many times have I mentioned Deb? "I must be running along now, Deb will be waiting."
Roz: ... we thought Deb was your cat.
Gil: She is not a cat! She is Mrs. Gilbert Leslie Chesterton, a Sarah Laurence graduate and the owner of a highly successful auto-body repair shop! Honestly, the conclusions people make just because a man dresses well and knows how to handle a pastry bag!
“Check out my girlfriend. She’s in Canada. She migrated. She’s not made up.”
—Pigeon Toady, Storks
