Reynaldo Rivera:Canada es un pais donde viven las novias falsas... Canada is a country where fake girlfriends live.
—So Random!, Learning Spanish with Reynaldo Rivera
Moe: Don't you dumb hags know that all male figure skaters are twinkly in the lutz.
Elvin Stojko: That's a common misconception. I have a girlfriend in Vancouver.
Tetsu: Suzu, you never mentioned your boyfriend's name, so I thought he was imaginary.
Suzu: Who do you take me for!?