Quotes / Geeky Turn-On

"He has a unique and brilliant mind! Do you know what that does to me?!"

— Narbonic

John of Rhodes: Marry me.

Irene: Not a chance, John. I know your type. You're just lusting after my books.

— An Oblique Approach

"Two Rationals married to each other do not have this problem. Two Rationals are likely to be fascinated by each other's research and discoveries, by their tools and technologies, and when they find the time to come together they have intense discussions, logical, esoteric, critical and competitive."

— David Kiersey, Please Understand Me II

"For H wasn't like that at all. Her mind was lithe and quick and muscular as a leopard. Passion, tenderness, and pain were all equally unable to disarm it. It scented the first whiff of cant or slush; then sprang, and knocked you over before you knew what was happening. How many bubbles of mine she pricked! I soon learned not to talk rot to her unless I did it for sheer pleasure-and there's another red hot jab- of being exposed and laughed at. I was never less silly then as H's lover."

— C. S. Lewis describing his wife Joy Davidman in A Grief Observed

Castle: Did you just use the word veritable?

Beckett: Yes.
Castle: S-e-x-y!

Beckett: You should hear me use the word fallacious.

— Castle

Chidi: I've read that book.
Eleanor: Is that a nerdy pick-up line? Cause it's only kinda working.

— The Good Place, "Everything Is Great!"

"Some rationals seem so cold and logical that it is hard to imagine them doing anything so frivolous as falling in love...getting a rational to open up and show their tender side can be a great challenge, one many women find intriguing."

— Men and Romance, Part 4 Rational men. Kiersey.com

"Look at you! The sight of you enveloped in that labcoat... To the very marrow it thrills me!"

— Okabe Rintaro, Steins;Gate

"The theory of relativity is so romantic..."

— Makise Kurisu, Steins;Gate

CMU: where the loudest cheers at a talent show go to the guy speed solving Rubik's Cubes

— Kedar Amladi

"When I say everyone

I mean everyone knows

It's just the way I roll

With my heart on my sleeve, exposed

I like guys who like Harry Potter

To me, they couldn't get any hotter

I'm dying for a kiss...

And it's painfully obvious"

— Lauren Fairweather, "Painfully Obvious"

"18: Lily thinks she can't sing, but he likes to hear her sing in the shower. She usually switches between Elton John's greatest hits and selections from The Little Mermaid, but on the day Marshall catches her singing an obscure Chumbawumba song while she washes her hair, he decides to start looking for an engagement ring. He can't let a girl like that get away."

— The How I Met Your Mother fic 25 Ways Marshall and Lily Came to Be

(231): Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.

(315): She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...

(323): Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"

(443): His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.

(617): she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once

(701): Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress

— Texts From Last Night

Leonard: You know, there’s a foundational idea in string theory that the whole universe may be a hologram.

Penny: What do you mean?

(Leonard flicks a switch. The hologram changes to a view of the planet Earth.)

Penny: (in awe) Oh! Wow!

Leonard: Well, the holographic principle suggests that what we all experience every day in three dimensions may really… [changes view to solar system] …just be information… [changes view to the galaxy] …on a surface located at the farthest reaches of our cosmos. [spins the hologram of the galaxy] So it’s possible that our lives are really just acting out a painting on the largest canvas in the universe.

Penny: Hmm.

Leonard: What?

Penny: Sometimes I forget how smart you are.

— The Big Bang Theory, "The Holographic Excitation"

The Doctor: Dr. Song, you've got that face on again.
River: What face?
The Doctor: The "He's hot when he's clever" face.
River: This is my normal face.
The Doctor: Yes, it is.
River: Oh, shut up.
The Doctor: Not a chance.

— Doctor Who

Boruto: On the bright side, I think I've almost perfected unifying feild theory. Mapping the geometry of space-time in the infinite multiverse really gives you some excellent perspective on the fundamental nature of reality.
Sarada: Heh, I love it when you talk nerdy to me.

— I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again!

Hayasaka: Is that [birthday present] a necklace? Seems he managed to pick something kinda stylish.
Kaguya: Hayasaka... do you have a ruler on you?
Hayasaka: ...?
Kaguya: [Measuring the necklace] It really is 24.8 cm! Ohmigosh!
Hayasaka: ...? Is that specific length supposed to mean something?
Kaguya: T=2π√l/g!! Don't you get it? I gave him a planner for his Christmas present. I wrote notes there, hoping we could spend time together next year as well. This is his response. If you plug that number into the pendulum equation, you get T=2.0064√.248, which means the period is approximately one second! This necklace is a pendulum clock! I bet the president is wearing the same thing right now! "Time is ours to share." That's the meaning behind this accessory! Isn't it wonderful Hayasaka?!
Hayasaka: Sorry, I don't live in the eighth century, so I can't relate to this antiquated display of romance.

— Kaguya-sama: Love Is War

William Forrester: You know those things they do, that coffee shop reading shit? Do you know why they do it?

Jamal Wallace: To sell books, I guess.

William: Because they want to get laid.

Jamal: Really? Women will sleep with you if you write a book?

William: They'll sleep with you if you write a bad book.

— Finding Forrester

Foghorn Leghorn: Renée, or Annabelle?
Daffy Duck: (looking longingly) The one wearing glasses. You look smarter!

— The Looney Tunes Show, "Working Duck"

Claire: I need you to fuck me silly so I can focus on something else for at least a little while.
Marten: That phrase is semantically ambiguous. Do you mean "fuck you in a silly manner?" Or "fuck you until you become silly?" Or—
Claire: God you know how to turn me on

—Questionable Content #4892

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