"Beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot."
—A Crow, The Dark Tower (and many other characters) note
"My mom always said, 'If you can fart and burp at the same time - you have no soul'!"
— Geoff, Total Drama World Tour, "Aftermath Aftermayhem"
"I hardly eat at all, but I'm even gassier now that I'm a vampire!"
—Rory, My Babysitter's a Vampire
"Fart proudly!"
"Pumbaa, with you, everything is gas."
— Timon, The Lion King (1994)
When the evil Shredder farts,
These turtle boys put on their gas masks!
These turtle boys put on their gas masks!
— Schoolyard parody of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) theme song
"She's a little artsy-fartsy. The artsy's okay, but when she gets fartsy..."
— Piper about Aunt Fan, Robots
Father Lewis: Can we please get on with this, Dr Morton? Before I fart myself to Kingdom Come?
Eddie: Alright. But this is a very delicate manoeuvre we're considering. Here. There's no room for mistakes. None at all.
Father Lewis: We're all tremendously impressed, Doctor. Now get on with it before I pebble-dash the room with my gizzards.
Luckily, the dog would eat anything. Unluckily, everything the dog ate gave it GAS.
— Stinky Boys Club, "Winner Takes All!"
Donkey: Whoo, Shrek, did you do that?! Man you gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off; my mouth was open n' everything!
Shrek: Believe me, Donkey, if it was me... you'd be dead!
— Shrek
Mrs. Slocombe: It's supposed to be a sign of good manners in their country...
Miss Brahms: He's bein' polite for a very long time...
